[music playing]
How's it going, lieutenant?
Well, let's just say I hope our litter bug there
saved room for his just deserts!
[laughing]
Yeah!
Just deserts.
[laughing]
Whatever... huh?
SpongeBob, don't you know who that is?
- Who? - That's the Tattletale Strangler!
He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in!
[growling]
[gasping]
You're gonna do time, Strangler.
Hard time!
Hi, officers!
So he's going to jail, right?
- Who, Strangler? - Yeah, Strangler.
Oh yeah, he's going to jail for a long time!
Hey, that looks like me!
[growling]
[laughing]
[shrieking]
Don't worry, SpongeBob, he won't be able to strangle you!
Yeah, we got him chained up real good, he'll never get away!
Oops, not again.
Yeah, he got away.
[laughing]
You guys are so gullible!
See, I did everything that attracts a sea bear
and nothing happened.
If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up?
Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion!
Oh... sorry, how silly of me!
You mean like this?
[laughing]
No, like that.
[growling]
[roaring]
[screaming]
[banging]
Squidward, are you OK?
No...
Boatmobile, where are you?
Barnacle Boy, I found it!
[laughing]
Still getting burned on that tailpipe, huh, Barnacle Boy?
[laughing maniacally]
- It's the Dirty Bubble! - In all his dirty roundness!
[screaming]
No!
I found it, and it's the special dance mix!
- Help, help! - No, help, help!
Holy Krabby Patties!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, the Dirty Bubble!
I can't believe it!
You cannot save them, sponge of mystery!
They are trapped by my awesome surface tension!
[laughing]
[sniffing]
Worm sign!
He's in that cave!
- Sandy, are you sure you-- - 'Course I am!
I'm going in and I ain't coming out
till I got me a big, heaping plate of worm stew!
[sobbing]
Ah-ha!
There you are, you tail nabbing varmint!
Hi-ya!
[banging]
I'm winning, SpongeBob!
Sandy!
[banging]
Yeehaw!
I got him, SpongeBob!
[grunting]
Sandy...
Boy, howdy!
This critter put up some sorta fight,
but I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me!
I even found my tail!
That's not the worm!
- Pardon? - That's not the worm.
That's his tongue.
Oh...
This is the tongue and the whole thing is the... worm.
Run for your life!
[screaming]
[roaring]
[laughing]
Ahh, DoodleBob!
[chuckling nervously]
No hard feelings, right?
[screaming]
What do you think you're doing, Doodle?
You, Doodle!
Me, SpongeBob!
[screaming]
[crashing]
[screaming]
[door slamming]
[squeaking]
Huh?
[rambling]
[screaming]
Be careful with that thing!
Who knows what'll happen?
I knows.
[screaming]
[laughing maniacally]
Uh, we're not supposed to touch that stuff.
We're not supposed to touch that either.
[laughing maniacally]
We are really not supposed to touch those, sir.
Good people have no use for weapons such as--
Those!
[laughing maniacally]
The only thing I'm good at is being evil!
So long, suckers!
What's that smell, SpongeBob?
That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.
Good, I thought it was my skin.
Hi, er... Patrick.
I'm gonna clean the tables... Patrick.
Patrick.
Hi, SpongeBob!
Don't you want a cute little jellyfish?
No thanks-- ahh, Mr. Krabs!
You seem tired, SpongeBob.
Why don't you go home and take a nap?
[hissing]
Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.
Oh, that's OK, I have one at home.
[hissing]
[screaming]
- Sleep well... - Sleep well...
- Sleep! - Ahh, random guy!
[hissing]
[screaming]
You're part of my crew now,
and our job is to sail around and frighten people!
It'll be grueling, mind-numbing and repetitive!
Just like... day time television!
Now you listen here, mister!
If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster,
then you're crazy!
I mean, look at this place!
It's disgusting!
Whoever told you that hanging oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was good id--
Oh, now what?
I suppose you're gonna shove me-- oh, oh, oh gee, that's very nice.
What is this, some kind of magic act?
[screaming]
[laughing maniacally]
There will be no one to stop me this time!
[laughing maniacally]
♪ Oh, what a beautiful sight Weapons as far as the eye can see ♪
♪ But which one will be right for me? ♪
♪ How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? ♪
♪ Which is best to guarantee Eternal rest? ♪
♪ So many weapons, how do I choose? Look at this one, what a beautiful fuse ♪
♪ And with this one, I couldn't lose ♪
♪ That one would surely Give them the blues ♪
♪ And this one here matches my shoes ♪
♪ Come on, Plankton, just pick one And forget about your shoes ♪
♪ Eenie-meenie-minie-moe I pick you, now let's go ♪
[laughing maniacally]
Cower to me, fools!
I have commandeered the most powerful weapon
in the Atlantean arsenal!
Now bow before the new king of Atlantis!
Then prepare to taste my wrath!
[groaning]
Huh?
Er, I mean, prepare to taste my wrath!
Ah, you...
Prepare to taste my wrath!
Launch sequence deployed.
[laughing maniacally]
[gasping]