- I would swipe right on London.
- I will definitely be sitting
in the corner with a strong drink.
- Do I have to like Christmas?
(cheerful music) ♪ Your eyes are stars burning ♪
♪ Light years away ♪
♪ The world is turning every day ♪
♪ And no matter what ♪
♪ London is the town that will look you up and down ♪
- Well, I mean it's tattooed on my arm.
It's a swipe right.
I'm born and bred here.
It's the greatest city in the world.
- London is gonna have to be a big old swipe right!
- Big swipe right for London.
- Swipe right! Absolutely.
- As a history, as a place to live, as an idea.
- I love it.
- It's the best. - It's the best.
- Best city in the world.
- This place is just a unique magnet
for everything that's interesting and beautiful.
That's why I've never left.
♪ London is the place that you talk about with mates ♪
- I swipe right.
- Left.
- Right.
- Yeah, I definitely swipe right.
- Christmas Pudding, (whooshes) swipe left.
- Swipe left Christmas pudding.
No, it's just like raisins
and I don't like raisins in things.
- I would swipe right.
- Left.
- I think Christmas pudding is butters.
Like, what is it?
- I'm more of a starter person than a pudding person.
- But bread and bread and berries
and bread and brandy and berries.
- I don't like Christmas cake.
That would've been a swipe left.
But Christmas pudding? Real moist.
- No.
- Bit of brandy butter as well.
Oh, just rounds the day off perfectly.
Yeah, yeah. Flame it every time.
♪ Life too seriously ♪
♪ So many Faces impatient to make it ♪
- Right on karaoke. Ah!
- Swipe right.
- Oh, swipe right.
Just, I'm a positive person.
- Big Swipe left for karaoke.
- Left.
- I do genuinely just like to sing.
- Karaoke, surprise alert!
Left for me.
You're gonna have to run me a check
to do some singing darlings.
- I do all the the worst songs.
- No. Karaoke's not for me.
- Right. Definitely.
♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪
- Yeah, I will definitely be sitting in the corner
with a strong drink.
- I'll do Ken as well.
♪ Come on Barbie, let's go party ♪
- I think it brings out
some of the best qualities in people.
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah ♪
♪ Everything I do, I do it for you ♪
(cheerful music) ♪ All I really need ♪
- I swipe right on any pajamas.
I would be in them all day long if I could.
- Christmas PJs?
- Right all the way.
- Do you know what? Swipe right.
- I have about 10 pairs of pajamas.
- Hmm. I do love a onesie if that counts.
- This year I bought every single member of my family
their own Christmas pajamas.
- Shorts, some trousers.
Love pajamas.
- When you are just like lounging around,
eating all the leftovers, I think it's cute
to like have a little Christmas coords moment.
I love a Santa hat.
I always wear one of those at Christmas.
- I think Christmas socks are good.
I've got some good Christmas socks.
Ones that say "Caution: Health and Safety."
Sorry.
- That's a swipe left for me, I don't wear pajamas ever.
(cheerful music) ♪ Depressive commuter ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ I wouldn't be surprised if no one on this train ♪
- Right.
- I think I'm gonna say right.
- London Underground. (chuckles)
- (chuckles) You're asking me if I like the tube?
- If you said what are
the quintessential elements of London,
I would definitely say the Underground.
- I admire it and it's amazing.
I just don't wanna be a part of it.
- Swipe right for the London Underground.
I think when you go to another city like LA
you realize how difficult it is
to get around and you sit in traffic.
You actually, you never thought it,
but you actually missed the tube.
- I try and avoid it.
- (laughing) I mean as a form of transport
it does the job.
- You could get your stuff done,
delete pictures from your camera,
read some texts from your ex.
Couldn't do that if you're driving.
Get arrested.
- The tube is good.
♪ It's just an interview. ♪
♪ Come on what's got into you ♪
♪ Get a grip ♪
- I swipe right.
We love a musical!
- Yeah, swipe right for musical.
I like musicals.
- Swipe right.
Recently took my daughter to see "Matilda"
and it was genuinely one of
the most joyful experiences of my life.
- I've grown up with a lot of feminine energy
and now I have three women in my house
and a female cat and a female dog
and there's a lot of musical stuff going on.
- Oh, right all the way on musicals.
That's like the biggest swipe I have.
- Left, left on music-
Oh no, no.
Hang on. Mm.
Love "Sweeney Todd." No "Lion King" though.
Right. I'm gonna go right.
(cheerful music)
(audience clapping)
♪ I love you ♪
- I would swipe the biggest right ever of Christmas rom-coms
- Around about 11:30 on Christmas Day evening
I will watch something execrable.
- I watch 'em all year round.
- You know what, I'll be a sap and swipe right.
- Swipe right for rom-coms.
Me and my friends every year
we have a "Love Actually" viewing party
and everyone's quoting the movie as they go along.
- I grew up more on the sort of like Christmas adventures,
you know, like "Home Alone," "National Lampoon,"
"Miracle on 34th Street."
- I don't really do movies as much as I should actually.
I'm so busy, I guess, filming them.
Joking I'm not. (laughs)
But book me. (laughs)
♪ Oh, give me something sweet ♪
- I would swipe right on "Crush Hour," of course.
- Right. It's great.
- "Crush Hour" is gonna be big. Swipe right.
I've had the best day of recording.
- "Crush Hour?" Swipe right.
- Big swipe right for "Crush Hour."
- Have you seen the cast?
- I've had a really great time doing it.
I was quite worried about the song actually,
but went in there and it was like, I really got into it.
They had to forcibly drag me outta that booth.
- Feels really like warm
and it feels like sort of like a big hug, you know?
I think that's what you want.
I think it'll be sort of comforting experience
for people to listen to.
I think that's what you want really.
- "Crush hour's" a big fat swipe right for me
and hopefully for our audience as well.
- Go and check out the delight
that is "Crush Hour" on Audible.
It's full of songs, drama and festive goodness.
♪ It's Christmas, then always ♪ (gentle piano fading)