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Hey there! It's me! Autobot inventor extraordinaire!
𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓳𝓪𝓬𝓴
Today I'll be answering your questions because as we all know humans love asking their questions.
Strap in ladies and gentlemen, cause something tells me this is going to be a bumpy ride.
First question!
Hey. Jackie, have you ever tried turning yourself into a Cybertronian equivalent of a pickle? That would be the funniest scrap to see?
Let's see what I can do...
WHEELJACK OFFSCREEN: Hey, Bee!
Jack?
Get over here I got something to show you!
Bee!
Wheeljack?
uh
Where are you?
I'm on my workbench!
What?
Just come over here. You won't regret it
Now flip the pickle.
Okay...
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, BEE!
I'M PICKLE JAAAAAAAACK!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
What did you think of the transformers Siege Netflix show?
I thought it was decent. Wasn't bad, wasn't amazing, just decent.
It's got some potential though.
I'm, just glad they got my character looking right more or less.
I've been through some phases.
Lemme tell ya! I was a ninja, I had a beard a couple times. H*CK! I was even Einstein at one point!
It's really frustrating how they keep changing me. :/
And it's a pain in the ass!
Sorry that was...
That was way out of character wasn't it?
Wheeljack. What do you think about looking like Einstein in the live action?
I had to bleach my eyes for a week after seeing that! He looked nothing like me!
That wasn't Wheeljack! That was an imposter! Identity theft is no joke! >:(
Wheeljack, my big question to you is what would you look like if you were a fembot?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
One word:
WHAT!?
I refuse to fuel the fire. That is the internet. NEXT!
Dear, Wheeljack. Have you heard Optimus Prime sing in the shower?
Too many times............
MUFFLED OFFSCRENN OPTIMUS PRIME: Why'd you leave me!?
We could have been so good togethe-
Shut up!
NO U shut up. I need this!
Dear, Wheeljack.
Why is the "ALIGNED CONTINUITY" not aligned?
If I was Hasbro.
There's a certain risk involved starting a new T.V. series since you're rebooting the characters with tons of money on the line.
You need an audience to make money and that's not always guaranteed with a new show.
But by connecting your new show to one that already has an established fan base. You ensure an audience, which means more money.
More audience equals more profit.
And that's why the aligned continuity is not very well aligned.
it's more like a-
Winding tornado with plot holes and poorly stitched storylines everywhere. Just keep them separate Hasbro. It's not that hard.
Dear, Wheeljack. Do you like being a wrecker or an inventor a lot better?
I can't deny the fact that seeing me wield two swords like a ninja is awesome!
BUT, I feel like being an inventor is more up my alley.
Not as badass
But still cool
God, why do I like ass so much?
This is what we're really fighting for!
Hey, Wheeljack! How does it feel to invent stuff? Does it ever get boring?
Inventing has been a passion of mine for as long as I can remember. There's just an-
indescribable joy, I feel when I get an idea and I work my a- butt off to try-
To try and figure it out.
It's like a puzzle!
Just gotta find all the pieces and mash them together in a combobulation of science and engineering.
Granted! There's always the risk they'll blow up. But hey, what's the fun in doing anything without the risk?
Dear, Wheeljack. What's the weirdest thing you've invented?
Let's see. We got "RoboTinder," flammable toothbrush,
Oh! I once made a radioactive spider to study the effects of energon on organic life forms.
Unfortunately, though...
I lost it. What a shame. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Would've been cool if it bit someone! That'd be badass!
Wheeljack. Would you consider Shockwave to be your nemesis since you're both mad scientists?
Ha! You think shockwave can level with someone like me?
Get out of here! His inventions always backfire on him. What a loser. Am I right?
Guys? :(
Your relationship with Dinobots is like parent and children or they are pets for you?
Why not both?
We need a definitive answer who are the Dinobots real Daddy
You or Shockwave?
He may be his Father, but he isn't his Daddy!
You know what? Let's find out,
OFFSCREEN CYBERTRONIAN: You are not the Father!
WHEELJACK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHOCKWAVE: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Neither are you shockwave!
SHOCKWAVE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHEELJACK: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Suck it!
B̶̜̊̔͆͗̿͋̏̽͆́O̸̭̻̒̅͌͗̅N̷̼̱͓͋̆̌͋͝͠K̶̟̰͇̦̼̓̓
Why are we fighting over this!? We're robots!
Wheeljack. Did you know that Grimlock is smart? Maybe even smarter than you?
Ha! Grimlock being smarter than me? Naaaaah
That can't be
Hahaha! Hahaha...
Grimlock, what's 9+10!?
OOFSCREEN GRIMLOCK: uummm... 21!?
You're grounded.
OOFSCREEN GRIMLOCK: ughhh....
Nope! Still dumb.
Dear, Wheeljack. Please. Give Starscream my love when you see him.
No >:(
Hey Wheeljack. Why do you wear a mask? Are you self-conscious?
Insert corona joke here.
Hey Wheeljack. Have you ever tried getting ALL the autobots and decepticons together?
Mason Brown breaks character: Oh! dinobots not decepticons. ugh
Have you ever tried getting all the autobots and dinobots together and combining them?
If so, what would it look like? What would it be called?
ALL the Autobots AND Dinobots?
oh God...
I've never tried doing anything close to that.
But, if I did it would be really uh
Disjointed, and, ugly, and-
Gosh, I'm-
I'm not even sure I could describe it!
What would it be called?
Hyper Ultra-
Volcano Magnum Romeosis!
Screw it. Let's just call him Jesus!
Hey. Jackie, have you ever thought of building an atomic bomb?
Yeah, because that's what 2020 needs!
An atomic bomb!
As most people already know, I'm pretty good at making things-
🅶🅾 🅱🅾🅾🅼
So building such a weapon was a piece of cake.
But after I finished working on it, Prime, had me entrust the blueprints to the people of earth for safekeeping.
I'm sure that was a perfectly sound idea.
Wheeljack. Have you ever traveled across the multi-veres?
Funny you should ask that. I actually have a device that allows me to travel across infinite dimensions.
I call it-
THE PORTAL GUN!
Wait...! That might already be patented...
I'll think of a name later.
Huh, I wonder which dimension I'm in right no-
OFFSCREEN AUTOBOT: Optimus! Stop!
*Followed by the sounds of death and destruction*
OFFSCREEN DECEPTICON: Decepticons! Follow Prime!
*Followed by even MORE death and destruction*
Hey Wheeljack, why does everything you make blow up in your face aren't you an engineer? Not everything I make blows up!
Okay, maybe they do! But, cut me some slack! Would ya?
We're always low on supplies, energon, and resources, so there's bound to be some complications!
I'm sure there's people out there like, M̶̛̠̗̦̺̽̆̑̌̕͝I̵̧̛̗̊̿͊̓͊͊ͅC̷̡̘̻͈̙̙͎̱̤͛H̷̥͖̦̳͆͋̔͗̂͊̇̌̑͝A̶̹̫͛͗͒̌̋̚͜E̵̞̥̱͓̔͌̄͝ͅL̸̮̝͙̜̟̺̩̍́̾̆̂ ̶̡̛͚̉̿͑̒͒͌̈́͠B̶͚̈͐̏́͆͝͝A̴̝̭̤͊͜Y̷̛̱̋̒͗̉̾̾͆͝, who'd appreciate my fiery hiccups.
*hippcups*
I don't even have a mouth. How did that happen? Spicy!
Last question!
Do you ever feel as though you're nothing but a burden to the people around you?
<:l
YeaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAH!
I will admit.
I get a lot of slack for messing up.
Not everything I make works the way I want it to and I've made some.....
QUESTIONABLE things here and there.
Sometimes I find myself staying up at night thinking about......
How the Autobots would be better off without me...
But I realize for every failed attempt...
There's always a success somewhere down the line.
I just want to make the world a better place and even if things don't work out.
At least people will know.
That I had the best intentions-
with my inventions.
Oh shit! That rhymed!
And that's it, ladies and gentlemen, the QnA is officially over!
Thank you for tuning in for the video and be sure to dislike,
unsubscribe, comment all your personal complaints to Johnny and all that cancer culture crap!
Until then i'll see you next-
OFFSCREEN OPTIMUS PRIME: Wheeljack! Get over here!
Oh scrap. I gotta go!
That's not how you use RoboTinder! Where's the fire extinguisher?
WOW
This was really fun to subtitle!
I hope all of you take care of yourselves and please have a damn good one.
Not safe for work, but real safe to twerk!