- This is where it goes in handy.
- My third grade art teacher Ms. Mezzio,
I'm so sorry, I failed you.
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- Hi, I'm Autumn and I'm about
to draw a self-portrait sober.
- I'm Mark, and I'm also about
to draw a self-portrait sober.
And I'm going to be drawing a
self-portrait while I'm drunk.
- I am also going to be drawing a
self-portrait while I'm drunk.
I would probably have to say that
I think I am gonna be better at portraying myself.
- I agree.
She's, yeah, you're going to be better.
I'm in like, still in like, the stick figure
stage of artistry.
I think, that, I personally am gonna
be better at this when I'm drunk.
Cause I'm gonna be thinking about it less,
I'm gonna be more liberal with my color usage.
- [Cameraman] On a scale of 1-10,
how drunk do you feel right now?
- I feel like a solid seven.
Like there's room, like I could do more,
but I'm also like, pretty there.
- I only had a bread stick today,
so probably an eight.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- Okay, I guess we're gonna get started on this thing.
I really need a color that's gonna suit me well.
Look, this is a perfect color for me right?
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
This is blue.
- Oh, really.
- OMG, I've already (beep) this up.
I'm gonna draw my aura this time.
That's a big part of me right?
- It is.
- It's reds.
An Uber driver once told me that my aura's red.
First of all, your head is definitely not shaped like that.
- I know.
Know.
- But moving on.
- It's not gonna be accurate.
It's a conceptual piece.
- Just wanna say look at the shading.
- It's very nice.
- You're giving yourself a beard.
- Take some notes.
- Oh, it's actually really nice.
- Are you paying attention?
- Yeah how did you..
- See this, third grade art class.
- She's killing me right now.
- This doesn't look like me really,
but this (beep) is beautiful.
- You're drawing something, but it's not you.
I can't believe you thought I was
gonna be better this than you.
- Hidden talent.
- Meanwhile, you know how to do all this.
- All this, he says.
- Yeah.
- I just like to look at art,
I don't know anything about making it.
- This is who I really am.
- Gotcha.
- You don't see inside of me.
- I haven't.
- Ready.
See, I see mine as more of like a..
you look like a insane barbie doll.
- Okay, I'm not done yet.
- I know.
- Watch this, get into it.
Put your back into it, come on.
- But my backs into it.
I really don't know what else to do here,
I think it's flawless, OMG.
Why is you hair like that?
- Cause it's long.
- I see, yeah, that's true.
- This looks like a mouth that's
gonna murder you, isn't it?
- Yeah, cause the mouth is,
- Oh, I didn't mean to do that!
I didn't mean to do that!
- Actually the mouth is really (beep) up with the mouth.
- Yeah I (beep) up.
- The mouth is actually very terrifying.
- I'm gonna make this more interesting.
I'm gonna put a nice thought bubble.
What's on my mind, you might ask?
Money.
- Oh.
That's a really big thought bubble,
for not a lot going on.
- Hold on.
Money, champagne, boys.
- I'm literally drawing the
exact same thing I did last time.
- No, you look so much better in this one.
- You think so?
- Yeah, it's honestly so much closer.
Especially these weird ears.
This is so exact,
like see your ear goes, it goes like this inside,
and then it goes like that.
- You used the word weird though,
would you like to expand on that at all?
- No.
- I hate that you're actually good at this.
- I really don't like that.
- Okay.
- What I need really is the aura,
because I need everyone to know that I'm power and strength.
Ooh, I just got a little on the table.
Red aura.
- Pencil.
- Red aura.
And then, smudge.
- Yeah.
- Smudge.
Do you want some red?
- I'm good.
I'm not a red, I'm not a red.
- Okay, fine.
- All right, what.
- Wait, that looks (beep) up now.
OMG, I have to fix it.
- Are those supposed to be your hips?
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna give myself a little.
- Smudge.
Blend.
Guys, nothing is perfect.
- This isn't.
- Also, I'm gonna draw on this a little crown.
- Why?
- Because it's what I deserve.
- God, I look (beep) crazy and awesome.
- You definitely look crazy.
- I'm almost done guys.
- I've been done,
I'm just trying to like, you know add those.
- You need to add some more dimension.
- Those details.
- All right, finish yours, cause
I need really need some more from you.
- I could use some help.
I'm going to do teeth, I don't know if
you wanna add anything on mine,
to make it more life-like.
- Let me look at you.
I'm gonna give you a look.
Aw.
- Can you help me out for a second?
- Yes.
- Please?
- I can.
I want to draw some eyebrows on you first of all.
- Do we need that?
- Look at me.
Look at how much more it looks like you now.
- I look like.
- OMG, wait, that looks so much more like you.
- Right.
- Hold on, let me see, look at me.
- Mm-hmm.
- Now move you hands.
OMG, you're right.
- A little bit, a little bit.
Yeah.
- Okay, okay.
Okay, I think this is good.
I also like the wide hips that you drew.
- Yeah, I mean I got a nice (beep).
I got a nice (beep).
I'm caked up.
- Caked up.
- I'm caked up.
- I think I was much better than I thought.
I haven't busted out my drawing skills in a long time,
but I feel really good about what's going on here.
- I'm gonna stick to my day job,
but I am still happy with what I produced.
I think it's a good reflection of
my character and my personality,
which you can tell is really lively and fun.
- I think I did way better.
Way better drunk cause this is
what I look like inside,
and this is what I look like outside.
- Yeah.
This is pretty much the same as
the last one I did, just different colors.
- I think your new one's more detailed.
- You think so?
- It looks way better, you look way more accurate.
- Okay, you're throwing me off a little bit,
cause you're saying this was more detailed,
and it's hurting my feelings,
cause I don't wanna look like this but..
- Mark, you're honestly gorgeous all the time.
- Thank you.
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