Those uh... home-made pies sure look good.
Oh, these aren't home-made, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They're bombs.
Oh... well, that's too bad, I thought they were pies,
and I wanted to buy one.
Wait!
We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff.
That'll be 25 bucks please.
OK, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven.
I'll be returning to my life now.
Not yet!
I gotta make sure you did it right.
Wait a second!
This would go great with some milk!
Woop!
[explosion]
Mr. Krabs, are you OK?
I heard a-- wow, a pie!
And that's what happened!
25 dollars?
A bomb?
- In The Krusty Krab! - In The Krusty Krab!
- That's where you left it! - It's not there!
Hey, guys.
Thanks for the pie, Squidward.
[singing]
You had to kill him!
The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him.
- How are you gonna live with yourself? - Kill him?
Here's your order, sir.
Thanks.
The way I see it, he's only got until sunset.
Why ruin his last day one earth?
The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours.
Bye, Mr. Krabs.
[sobbing]
Now let's have a look at that list.
Well, the first thing I wanna do
is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town!
Hi, there. This is my best friend, Squidward.
Hey, kids, check it out!
This is my best friend, Squidward.
Hi, I wanna show you my best friend, Squidward.
Hey, Frank.
Are you sure you should be poking it like that?
Who's the doctor here?
[laughing]
- The last thing on the list is-- - Does it involve more dismemberment?
Watch the sunset with Squidward.
Sunset?
The way I see, the lads got until sunset
before that bomb hits his lower intestine.
Hey, it's Mr. Krabs!
Hi, Mr. Krabs!
[sobbing]
OK, see you later!
Come on, buddy.
You want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.
This is great, just the three of us.
You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
Yeah.
Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit.
What do they make you think of, Squidward?
[laughing]
[explosion]
Explosions.
Er... I mean, er... erosions!
You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion
due to the carelessness of a friend... well, that'd just be OK.
Huh?
Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine.
Hey, smells like cherry.
Maybe grape.
Blueberry?
Here it is, the sunset!
I always love to count it down!
Five-- you do the rest, buddy!
Er, four...
Three...
T-- Two...
One!
I guess we started too early, let's start again!
Five, four, three...
[explosion]
Two!
One!
Well, at least I was able to make his last few hours meaningful!
I am such a good person.
[explosion]
Hey, Squidward, check this out.
What the-- I thought you--
Squidward, we already played Babble Like An Idiot.
Why are you still here?
Well, since we finished everything on the list,
I thought I'd make up a new one!
I already filled up this book with ideas!
We should be able to finish by January.
Forget the book!
I spent the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous things,
because you were supposed to explode!
- You want me to explode? - Yes, that's what I've been waiting for!
Um... OK, I'll try.
[groaning]
Gary!
You are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!
[laughing]
Now it's your turn.
That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!
- Ooh, good one. - No!
You're supposed to explode into a million pieces!
Why would I do that?
- Because the pie you ate was a bomb! - What pie?
The one I left sitting on the counter this morning,
that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks,
and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it... that pie!
Pie... oh, you mean this pie!
I was saving it in my pocket for us to share.
Let's eat.
Oops!
[explosion]
Ouch.