We now return to the Miss USA pageant
Miss Arizona, your question is: "Name a country in the Western hemisphere."
Earth
Every American Ever
This is it! I am tired of this British oppression, this is our land!
Sucks, doesn't it?
Maybe now you'll see the pain and suffering you've caused my people and--
(clears throat)
He was talking?
Go on Jeffery
Thank you.
Wow. Rude, by the way
Anyway, I feel oppressed because
'Murica!
America is a massive melting pot, with citizens who come in all forms, from many different places
I'm from Brooklyn.
I'm from Minnesota.
So Cal!
Georgia.
(all) AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD
♪ Oh say can you ♪
That's an excellent question Harry
And the answer is simple
In a world where many people don't have that many rights
America stands as a beacon of hope
Many people come to here from all nations in search of prosperity
And with hard work and prespiration
Our Lady Liberty can make that wish come to r-reality
Thank you.
U-uh the question was: "Shoelaces or velcro?"
World Peace!
Miss Kentucky, let's hear it for her guys.
She's good. She's really good.
Every American Ever
Alright ya'll!
It's time to fry up some of these here steaks!
We got chicken too!
Fry it up
Bag of twinkies?
Fry it up!
Sunny D!
Fry it up!
How about this old tire?
Fry it up!
A barbecue!!
Fry it up!
My new dentures
(all) Fry her up!
Every crappy foreign policy ever.
Oh man
It's so cool to think that my ancestors built this great nation
Actually, my ancestors built most of it
Yeah, yeah
But
My ancestors built the great railroad
Actually, my ancestors built that
That's true...
Yes
But my ancestors...
W-were really bad people...
Yup...
Every terrible country song ever
Politics in 1776
And that is my stance on the matter
I disagree
Very well
We shall put it up to a vote and if we are still divided
We shall come to a compromise
Sounds fair
Since civilized debate, is the foundation of our great nation
Politics in 2016
You suck bitch!
Oh! Go f*ck yourself you orange f*cking duckman
I'm gonna choke you!
Oh with your tiny hands?
Oh that's it!
Get over here!
I'm.. Moving to Cuba
I might not know the entire national anthem
Ughh why is this thing so slow??
If I don't get a new iPhone, I'm gonna die
Every American Ever
And the clear winner of this year's Miss USA pageant
Miss... Alaska!
(gunshot)
(gasp)
Woo-wee! Now that's a prize kill right there!
Mmm!
Second amendment, bitch!
Fry it up!
(crowd laughs)
Every American Ever
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