- Why do men fall asleep after sex?
I don't have the stamina for round two.
If we're doing it a lot of time, you know?
Tick tock.
(upbeat music)
- Today, we're gonna be answering some questions
from girls about guys.
- "Why do men only have money the first two weeks-"
- "When you meet them?"
(Zotti laughs manically)
Here's the secret. We don't have money at all.
- You meet someone and, you know,
you wanna impress them and stuff.
- So we're like, "Oh, we'll pay for that.
We'll pay for this.
Let's do this. Let's do that."
Then once you've got them,
I don't wanna say trapped, then you can just be like,
"Okay, this is actually me.
I'm actually kind of not that rich."
- "Why do men think they're doing something
when they comment 'thirst trap!!'"
- "On your pics."
- "Like yeah? I posted a pic that I look good in.
You should try it sometime
instead of those weird blurry photos of you
and 12 other grown men at the club."
All right, this is definitely directed at straight men
and all I can say is get your fucking shit together
because come on!
- I'm with you girl. I don't know.
I don't know why men do that because I don't do that.
So obviously, you're gonna post
the best photos of yourself on Instagram.
- I've got about eight photos of myself on my Instagram
so I don't have many photos at all.
Probably supposed to be a compliment?
I'm not sure I wanna say that my picture
is a thirst trap though.
Has never happened.
(sad music)
- Come on! We love a thirst trap.
(cameras click)
(Zotti laughs)
And dear, dear women flaunting their body
and rocking their thing, I apologize
and I'm gonna apologize again
all throughout this video for men.
- "Why do men stay longer in their cars
when they reach home?"
This is pretty funny actually.
Is that just a guy thing?
- We're catching up news and sports,
depends who's at home, I guess.
Get it out of the way before I get inside
and I've gotta talk about my day and my feelings and stuff.
- Before you go inside
and you have to like hang out with your family or whatever,
just like a moment of peace,
you can just enjoy being in that car.
Don't you find the car so peaceful?
It's like nice just to take it all in, just sit back.
Also maybe they're depressed and they're just sitting there
just being like, "Fuck."
And also if there's a good song.
- Okay, I don't drive so I'm like a trash man
but my boyfriend does this and here's the thing.
He's calling his mom.
(crowd awws)
It's kinda wholesome, I know right?
- "Why do men take every possible opportunity
to give women feedback on their bodies?"
(Josh laughs)
- I really don't feel like I'm qualified
to answer this question
because I never comment on a woman's body ever
because I feel really awkward doing that.
- We're trash.
(voice reverberates)
Men just think they can comment on
whatever the fuck they want because they don't know
what it feels like to be objectified
until they meet gay guys.
- Maybe men think they're being nice. Maybe they shouldn't.
- I couldn't know why. I would be too worried to do that.
- I guess it's because men just literally live
that experience of privilege without being objectified
so they just like go around
and say whatever they want without any thought.
- "Why do men refuse to go in your bag
when you ask for something?"
- "They just pass the whole thing."
Because our mothers told us never
to go in the bag of a lady.
- You go through a girl's handbag,
it's like they're packing for a holiday.
It's ridiculous.
- Like what was I gonna find?
What was I gonna find?
- Some keys and gum and candy,
about nine make-ups and lip brushes
and whatever the hell else you guys have got in there.
- I think there's like multiple reasons for this.
One, it's like, "Oh, you want a lipstick?
I don't know what that looks like."
Okay, you know where everything is
as like a woman, right?
But when a guy opens that, it looks like chaos.
Like, maybe it's organized but it looks like chaos
and so it's just so confusing.
I feel like there's like very personal stuff in there.
I don't wanna know. Like, you deal with it.
- [Producer] It's not like the "Chamber of Secrets".
- I feel like it is. You've got everything in there.
What if you accidentally touch something
that you shouldn't touch?
- Maybe my mom didn't wanna have a conversation
about tampons and periods
but mom, you probably should have.
- "Why do men think women dress up
and do their makeup for them?
They do it for their homegirls lol."
- Exactly!
And to those men who think women dress up for you,
bitch, you've never been in drag, ever.
Put a little bit of makeup on,
wear something that makes you feel fucking hot
and then get back to me.
My phone's waiting.
(Zotti imitates telephone noise)
- This is news to me. I thought they do it for men.
So I don't know why.
You tell me why you're doing it for your homegirls.
Really don't know that one.
- Most guys don't care.
Dress up or don't, you know,
we're still gonna sleep with you.
- "Why do guys snore?
Aren't they annoying enough while they're conscious?
Why must we suffer even while they sleep?"
Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm a snorer as well.
(snoring noise)
- Great question. I hate people who snore too.
- You don't have to suffer. You don't need to be with us.
It's not a choice. You don't choose to snore, right?
I'm sorry on behalf of men, I guess?
- We're just trash. We're trash.
At this stage, rename the video to
"Garbage men talk about garbage men tweets".
- Yes, guys are annoying. We all know that.
I don't think snoring is a guy thing.
I think girls can do it as well.
I think snoring is related to
something to do with your breathing
so it's just like they may have a breathing problem,
so really they're just dying in a way.
So you can't just let them die in peace?
I don't know if snoring is dying
but let's just go with that.
- "Why do men fall asleep-"
- "After sex?"
Why? (exhales deeply)
- I don't know.
Why do you feel like falling asleep after a good massage?
'Cause we're relaxed.
- You feel super relaxed. You're chill.
You've just had great time.
You're just in a state of bliss
and it's just like, "Okay, like let's go to sleep."
I don't know. You just feel like going to sleep.
It's just a physiological thing, you know?
It's psychology or physiology, you know?
- We're tired.
We've got a busy day, going out, working hard
and it's exhausting.
- I don't have the stamina for round two.
If we're doing it a lot of time, you know? Tick tock.
- There are lots of cases where it's like some guys
but I don't wanna say no to all men, but-
- I'm just so, so, so, so, so, so sorry
about my gender's existence.
It just seems like the running theme
is like men do not live through women's experiences
but women are constantly forced
to understand men's experiences.
And you know what? Boys, do some research.
- Got anymore questions for guys? Put them in the comments.
I'll answer them.
(upbeat music)