(mouse clicks)
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (falsetto) ♪ And I ♪ - Oh, I've seen this.
- ♪ And I ♪
- Yes. - (Sasso) Let me try that again.
♪ And I ♪ (distorted cuts)
(retching)
- Vine videos.
- (Sasso) Homemade almond milk.
Water, almonds, lemons.
LEMONS?!
(retches, spits) - Ooh!
- Is that the famous Vine videos about lemons?
- (amused) Is this his whole channel?
- Who is this man?
(Sasso retching) - (laughs)
- What is up with the lemons?
- (woman) Can I get a Will Sasso?
- He's the king of Vines.
- (Sasso) Right, 'cause... (retching, spits)
- (laughs) I love this dude!
- (Sasso) Which one? The TV show with Klugman and Randall?
- (man on phone) No, the movie with Matthau and Lemmon.
- (Sasso) Hah? (retches, spits) - (laughs) That one was good.
- Most lemons I know don't have that amount of liquid in them.
- ♪ Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground ♪
(goat shrieks)
(Sasso screams) - (laughs)
- ♪ Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground ♪
(goat shrieks)
(Sasso screams) - Ha!
- I saw that coming. I still thought it was funny.
- Good for Will Sasso, being back in the public eye.
- ♪ Much of this life ♪
- (cackling silently) What the [bleep]?
- What is this? I have not seen this.
- ♪ Of this life ♪
- I don't know how I feel about this one, guys.
- ♪ Everybody hurts ♪
- Ew, this one's gross. I don't like this one.
- ♪ Everybody hurts ♪ - Um, she should see a doctor.
- What about your clothing, people?
- ♪ Everybody hurts ♪ - Oh, sexy.
- ♪ Everybody hurts ♪ - (chuckling) Ew! The beard!
- Oh, that's gonna get all in your beard.
- (chuckling) This is outstanding.
- Is this like the R.E.M. vampire meme or something like that?
- ♪ Everybody hurts ♪ - Oh, he went for the milk.
- There's some weird stuff on the internet, man.
- Yes. This is the best.
- (titters)
- Okay.
- Feeding him cereal. (laughs)
And he doesn't want the cereal. He says no!
- (grumpily) Ryan Gosling doesn't want to eat his cereal.
- (silly voice) It's delicious. It tastes really good.
- (offscreen character) ...took my wife and slept with her.
- (snickering)
Why am I laughing? I shouldn't be laughing at this.
- (offscreen character) ...took my wife and slept with her.
- (giggling uncontrollably)
The slower it goes in, it's just funnier.
- Have some food, baby.
Let me give you some food
so you don't think about that doll anymore.
- (snickers)
- (titters)
- (chuckling)
- (laughing)
- Ooh. Hello.
- (Gosling) Jesus [bleep] Christ.
- (laughs loudly)
- (Gosling) Jesus [bleep] Christ.
- (busts out laughing) I can't.
- Here it is, here it is. This is the best one.
- (Gosling) And he said, "That's strange because..."
(spoon clatters) - (laughs)
- (Gosling) "That's strange because..."
(spoon clatters) - (laughing)
- (Gosling) "That's strange because..." (spoon clatters)
- Wait. Was that one real?
- (Gosling) "That's strange because..."
(spoon clatters) - (laughing)
Oh my god. I love him. So good.
- Oh, they're so so good. That was a good one.
- Ugh, my cheeks hurt a little bit.
- (annoyed) Oh god, is Vine a thing?
(moans wearily)
I don't want to do any more social networks.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (Finebros) Where did all of those video originate from?
- Uh, Myspace?
- Tumblr?
- Vine?
- They were Vines.
- Vine, obviously.
- ♪ Vine ♪
Why did I sing it? (chuckles)
- I'm a big proponent of Vine; you have no clue.
I think it's the new YouTube.
- (Finebros) What did you think of the one with the lemons?
- Unique?
- It grew on me overtime.
- Kinda reminded me in Harry Potter, when they cast that spell,
and then slugs are being upchucked.
- Will Sasso, he was the first person
that I even started following on Vine.
- Everybody loves the Will Sasso Vines, or they're the devil.
- That's brilliant.
He has a big Vine career, I guess, you know?
I mean, I guess people were saying the same thing
about YouTube for us, but he has a big Vine career for him.
- (Finebros) Why is playing an R.E.M. song
and then spewing liquid from your mouth
something people want to watch and then do themselves?
- Because people are stupid and gross. Why would you do that?
- The first one is oddly arousing.
The rest of them creep me the hell out.
- That's an emotion of sexiness and...
uh... [bleep]-up-ness.
- I don't know why. I don't want to know why.
But I will soon be participating.
- Is there a hashtag for that? - (Finebros) #EverybodySpurts.
- It's so gross. That is a terrible word: "spurt."
- Everybody Spurts is something that ♪ everybody can do ♪
- Yeah. (both chuckle)
- Social networks and viral videos on them
kind of go through this process,
where the first viral videos are just fun, silly.
What I wonder is, two to three years from now,
what's going to be the first viral video on Vine
that has social consequence?
- (Finebros) And finally, what was happening with the cereal?
- Yes! That was so good!
- Whoever is putting in effort to make those videos, I love them.
- At a certain point, they're probably all repeats of each other,
because there are only so many clips of Ryan Gosling
doing something that would be like, "No, I don't want my cereal."
- To know that there are people out there looking at Ryan Gosling
and going, "This could be him
not eating a spoonful of cereal right now," is amazing.
- Thinking of somebody just sitting there
sifting through footage going... - Nope. Mm-mm, nope.
- "All right, between minutes 63 and 64, there's a potential
'Ryan Gosling doesn't want to eat his cereal' clip."
- (Finebros) Do you have Vine? - I do have a Vine.
- Yeah.
- I do have Vine.
- Yes, I have Vine.
- Yes. Yes, yes... yes, I do.
- We love Vine. You should follow us on Vine.
- I do, but I haven't posted any videos.
- Nope.
- I don't. I should get one, but I don't have one yet.
- (wearily) I already do daily vlogs. I already tweet.
I Facebook. I Instagram.
I don't have time to do one more thing.
All I want to do is lay around and do nothing.
- (Finebros) Well, you could Vine that. - (defiantly) No!!!
- When new things like Vine come up,
ugh, now I have to jump on another thing?
Because we have to be up to date.
If not, if you don't stay up to date, you're gonna fall off.
I probably should. Are you guys on Vine? - (Finebros) We're not.
- We're gonna fall off, guys. (Finebros snicker)
This show, everything-- we're done for. We need a Vine.
Why are we shooting this? We should be shooting Vines right now.
- (Finebros) Why has Vine been successful
while other short video websites have failed?
- Vine got Twitter integration early,
because Twitter bought them up.
So they kind of got the Midas touch.
- It's like the 5-Second Films of Twitter.
- I'll give it this. Vine is a little bit more creative,
because you can kind of like do stop motion.
All the other ones like Kik and all those other things,
that's just 30 seconds of video.
- (Finebros) How successful do you think Vine will be?
Will it last? - (whispering) I don't know.
I don't really know.
I thought other things were gonna last, and they didn't.
- That's the question with everything on the internet:
how long will it last?
- I have no idea. Who knows?
I don't quite understand the internet, but I love it.
- I think it's gonna be very successful for a year and a half.
And then... it's gonna go away.
- I don't think a social network can be huge
if it relies on people being creative.
- I don't know if it's established enough of a presence
to where it's the go-to or if another company could just do it.
- (Finebros) So what advice would you give to people
on how to make a successful Vine?
- Be creative. Think outside of the box and do something weird.
- Using the loop. I think the loop is a big part of it,
because that's what makes things funny,
I think seeing it over and over.
- I don't like the stop-motion stuff.
I like it to be like: setup, punchline.
- Well, I guess if you want me to follow you,
a guess a porn star and/or work for me.
- The same advice that I would give any YouTuber:
do the things that make you laugh,
and then hopefully it will make other people laugh as well.
Make yourself happy first.
- And if you're uncomfortable, start with some remix.
- Don't you interrupt me! - Do some hashtag remix.
- Don't you do this! - And then go from there!
- Don't you do this to me! - Okay? Listen to me.
(overlapping voices) - I'm gonna Vine about this later.
I'm gonna Vine about this later. - Be your own butterfly, okay?
- Sleep. Sleep. - (gruffly) You're your own rainbow.
- Sleep. - You're your own rainbow.
- SLEEP!
Follow me on Vine.
- (Finebros) Finally, there's one more thing
we would like you to do.
♪ (R.E.M., "Everybody Hurts") ♪
- ♪ Well, everybody hurts ♪
♪ Well, everybody hurts ♪
- (spitting, gagging) - (Finebros) Oh, gross!
- You want a viral video?
- (Finebros) No! - I'll give you a viral video.
Hahahaha.
(laughs)
- Thanks for watching another episode of YouTubers React.
- Let us know what videos we should watch next.
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- Goodbye, everyone!
- Bye! That's a V for Vine.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
- (speaking Russian)
Moosh! Bye! Paka!
♪ (end music) ♪