Helllllo
OK guys
Today..
Today I'm gonna make your life better!
Kourosh wants to make our lives better
You know what's a life hack?
Do you know what's life hack? No you don't! -I know what's life hack
Last night
I couldn't go to sleep
I fell into a video loop
Life hack videos
Stupidest videos in the world
*#Fact*
We're going to try them now
None of them will work
They don't teach you these at school
but they're useful to you
not math and algebra *true that*
bunch of nonsense like multiplication
Multiplication is pretty useful actually
LIFE HACKS!
First life hack
Pineapple
How do you chop a pineapple?
Are you serious
Yep
Wrong!
This is how it works
You turn the rip the head off
did you know you shod do that?
after that
you smash it multiple time
then you roll it over
and they pop out just like that
can you believe that?
I'm not buying it, it's not that easy -Can you believe that?
Last night I was amazed by this
Should I pull this off?
They don't teach us this at school
You should turn it first
It actually worked!
It popped open like a bottle!
Can you believe it!
Hold on
*Boys at 3 am be like*
There is pineapple juice
all over the table
I feel something's wrong
but since
the top part came off so easily
I'm trusting you
Let me see
It's not working?
Koroush it was all a lie?
I can't even
You watched how easily the top part came off!
I just followed it step by step
I want to eat pineapple that way
go watch the video, he pulled them out like diamonds
It's so squashy that you can drink it now
Squashy!
It's squashy for real!
Haven't you tried squashy Pomegranate?
What on earth is squashy!
Squashy
Using all these nonsense words
Kourosh you're such an uncultured caveman
You don't know what's squashy! -Sir can you please squash this for me
Can't do something to it while you're editing the video?
The pineapple that we got is a bit different
Stop fingering the pineapple!
STOP
This one's different from what they have in the video
First life hack
was a great success -It failed miserably
Let's hop on to the next one
Can you add a techno song here
I wanna start the next want with techno
NEXT LIFE HACK
Nutella
Guys let me know in the comments
that you are in Nutella gang or peanut butter squad?
This life hack
will blow your minds
Blow
I doubt it will
Did you know this you dork?
First you open it
Yeah you open it
Well there's nothing
Have you ever thought
what's going on down there?
Did you ever think about that?
It has a prize!
Is it like Willy Wonka?
There is a golden ticket that'll take you to Nutella factory?
Yeah look at it
under that silver thingy
Did you see that?
If you should have a knife
at the first place to open that thing
why do you bother and not open it just like that!
That's not important
the important thing is that
there is a knife in Nutella
Did you expect that there is something there?
Guys it..
Is there anything down there for real?
To be honest I had my doubts
Because when I went to get it
in the morning
It's the sound of the foil, right?
This morning I touched it a lot
but I couldn't feel anything down there
But if it's nothing down there
you're such a looser
I won't watch any more of these life hack craps
-I'm sorry for the messed up camera exposure, it'll be fixed later on. there wasn't anything in there tho
It didn't even had the tin foil part
It was a scam!
Obviously it won't be there you moron
Maybe we should get a bigger one
Kourosh I really had high hopes for this one!
Maybe there isn't anything in smaller packs
I don't want to open it with this knife
I wanted to do it with the plastic one too
Well this life hack was..
.. a good one
Next life hack
Imagine you're in Kouroshtopia
you're walking around -I don't want to be there
No just imagine you're there
Since it's been a dream for you -I don't want to
I don't want to
Then you get arrested by KPD
OK?
Then the handcuff you
put your hands here
Imagine you're in Kouroshtopia
and they tied you up like this
So basically it's like hell in Kouroshtopia
OK?
Kourosh
It's so tight
Imagine you're tied up -Blood can't reach my hands
They'll cut my hands off
Now
You've tied up my hands so tight that they need to be cut off -Stop whining
Now in this life hack
I'm gonna teach you
how to escape from Kouroshtopia's prison
Easy as that
What the hell
Easy peasy
Well maybe she's world's strongest woman contestant
No no , it's only because of the life hack
What did she do?
Can I watch it again?
She was like
How?
I can't do it
It hurts
Count to three then go like
3
2
1
It worked!
I didn't think it would
You added this move tho
The wrist twist move was all yours
good job
Take that
Your Kouroshtopia is a joke
This one worked perfectly tho
How do you rate it? -Actually it's multi purpose
It also helps you get rid of unwanted hair
Yeah it also works as wax
Guys from now on
no one can
tie you up
Nothing was happening when I was trying randomly
it worked when I used my arms as leverage
Now let's see what happens if I tape your mouth
In edit
zoom in my face
Next life hack
You have to do everything I said
*Visible pain*
Mia is so clumsy
right?
Not a lot just a bit
She agree's
Just a lil bit
For example if she wants to move this glass
she pours it all over the place
As I said -Kourosh that was on you!
It poured all over the place
Don't worry
I' have a solution
Balloon guys
This is how it works
What are you doing?
Gimme a sec
I'm about to change your life with these hacks
You're making it worse
You wont feel bad about your clumsiness anymore
Pay attention fellas
And I'm clumsy
I'm clumsy or you are
Don't worry about it
I'm clumsy or you are
I have more balloons
I'm clumsy or you are
No wait
I cut it wrong you dork
Wait a sec
Guys
What the hell is this
If you do this
You won't spill water at all..
You spilled a little tho
No shhh
Guys now you won't spill water
and anytime you want
You made up this one
And you can suck on it anytime you want
You see
You totally made up this one
This is the only way that water can get out
This life hack
is useful for everybody
ladies and gentlemen
I have exactly the same one
What's she doing
Can you believe this
What kind of life hack is this!
Can you believe this
In what scenario I need to use this hack in my life!
Where is your inner child
You buried her
you loser
I don't wanna do that
What do you mean it's useless
It cheers you up
It cheers your inner dumbass
NO
I'm sure that's bulls***
Kourosh I only have this much left
Oh my I don't have anymore left
Do it do it
Do it
But this isn't how she..
Go go go go
You should do it quickly
you'll waste all of the bubbles
I can't believe it's working!
You see how fun it is
Don't
I was pretty sure that it doesn't work
I was absolutely sure
What's this by the way?
Makeup remover
I rate this one 10 out of 10
Didn't I tell you it'll be fun
At first you were like
"this one's useless"
You saw how useful it was
Next life hack
This life hack
is for you lovely ladies watching
watch
You have an oversized pants
you turn it into
a lovely dress
Why bother going and buying new cloths
This is the most hideous dress that I've seen in my life -Why you want to buy a dress
when you can turn your pants into a beautiful dress
I can't fit in my pants
I'm also to you lovely ladies watching in home
Legit I can't say that any more
Are you ready?
No
Come on
chop chop
Show us the dress
I don't have a pants like the one she used
Good job
I barely can fit my legs
No no you can
If someone can fit in one leg of her pants
the pant's or even herself is unnormal
You're almost done
Just pull it up a lil bit more
I can't
How beautiful
now stand straight
I can't
Stand straight
I can't
Stand straight
The dress looks really good
well done
You'll rock this at a party
you'll be like:
Hello I'm here
I'm Mia plays
how astonishing
so beautiful
do a catwalk for us
imagine you're modeling for Dior
Maybe it would look nice
if I could stand straight
but I can't
try to straight your back
Come on
be like the dress in the video
-it got ripped-
You ripped it!
I would be impressed if i see someone like this in a party
the pattern isn't striped anymore
is more like
a maze
maze
Guys am I making your life better in this video or what
I can't stand it anymore
my neck hurts really bad
I hope you like it
It also can be used as turtle neck in cold seasons
Yeah it's multi purpose
I hope you like it
No need to thank me guys
This life hack
is for joshing around with your friends
rather than a real life hack
why do you talk like this today
Joshing around
look
You're sitting in a park with your pall
OK
you tell her to do this
hold your hands like this
then if you put your finger on her forehead she can't stand up
What?
See, she can't stand up!
I really want to see if this works -What on god's earth was that nonsense!
Sit down
Let's see if you can stand up like this
Should I stand up?
Yeah yeah yeah
Like this?
Well done
Kourosh
Well done
Are you kidding me
Hold your hand like this
OK
Now stand up
What the hell
What the hell was that
what kind of stupid life hack was that!
What is this bulls***?
You weren't supposed to stand up
of course I can stand up
Sit down I wanna try one more time
Of course it gets a bit hard
when someone's pushing your forehead
Yeah but you shouldn't be able to stand up
Well you can
if you try a bit more
Next life hack
What's my favorite food?
Hamburger
And?
Cheese burger
After that
Chicken burger?
We should arrange these things before we record
I think this isn't how you should make a video
Pancake!
You like them too
Yes I do
I'm sure they like it too
who likes pancake?
everybody
Did you know that we were making it wrong till now?
Let me show you
Why do you have a ladle
Stupid us
I mean all of us
We poured the batter
Like this
with a ladle
into the pan
this method
causes a lot of mess
while you pouring it into the pan
I've never made a mess while doing that
Yes it will
you'll spill some on the way
and you can't measure it properly
What if there was a way to do this precisely
In this life hack
They're doing it with Ketchup bottle
as you can see
OK?
But you know what's the problem?
The pancake will taste like Ketchup
no matter how many times you wash the bottle
or maybe not
I don't know
But we don't have a empty ketchup bottle
So now what?
I have a better idea
Stay there
Automatic Pancake maker
What do you mean?
This is our batter guys
it should be a bit watery
to get a better result in this version
Guys pleas don't try anything that Kourosh says at home
don't make pancake with water gun
This is the best idea that I had in my life
Go go go
you're spilling it on the table
Now I can make pancakes from everywhere
I don't need to be this close to the pan
it won't get messy
without any ladles or anything
easy
you make them pancakes easy af
Kourosh this isn't how you do it
you have to clean up the kitchen
Say: Kourosh would you please make me pancake
Kourosh make me pancake
*Invention 100*
here you are
your pancake
My idea needs a bit work to be perfect
but I'm on the right track
I should work on it
There is pancake batter all over the place
let's go to the next one
I saw this one in SSSniperWolf's video
OK?
What are you doing?
I should fill this up
hold on
Guys
don't try this at home
keep recording I'm doing it
I'm not really good tying knots
How about you guys?
I can do that
Is it done?
We're good to go?
cool cool
leave it there
It's so
KOUROSH!
Why I didn't
find out about balloons earlier
look
you should tape it on 4 sides to make a square in the middle
Wait wait wait
You really want me to poke a hole in it?
it'll spill all over here
No no no go for it
You should've done it with a sharp tool
we should've done it with a sharp tool
If you have hardwood floor
try this hack
in a friend's house
that doesn't have hardwood floor
These gosh darn life hacks
garbage life hacks
what a crappy idea
who comes up with these ideas
what was this
I just
I just wanted to make people's lives better
I just wanted to do something good for y’all
I wanted to do something good for you and them
Well
This dress didn't work
That lady's pants was 7XL?
she was also really fit
Ladle
Ketchup
Kourosh's gun
Kourosh's pancake maker gun
It need's a cool name
I should come up with a dope name
Pancake
Gun
Come Squish this
I want to suck on it
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