- You're gonna pinch him.
Careful.
- [Bryan] (laughs) He's like this is baby sushi.
- Very gentle.
- Sushi baby.
(key mashing)
(smelling flowers)
(chewing popcorn)
(baby giggling)
(baby crying)
(dog panting)
(baby bouncing)
(laughing)
- Good morning guys, it is a beautiful Sunday morning
and I attempting to do my hair.
I've got one side done and actually the other day
I was on a time crunch and I literally got only
one side of my hair curled and the other side
was like kinda just like frizzed out and stuff
and I was like well, I guess it's going in a ponytail.
And literally half the ponytail was curled
and the other half wasn't.
But I've got Fin here and I'm not on a time crunch
so I can take time and nurse him if he needs to be nursed
or hold him if he needs to be held.
Even though it takes me a lot longer to do my hair
at least I get it done.
I'm actually planning on doing a few videos today.
So hopefully I can get those done since I don't
really have a lot of other plans today.
We can take breaks and we can do whatever you wanna do.
That sound good?
Look at you looking over at me.
You just heard my voice and you looked over.
That was cute.
You're just getting more and more aware, aren't you?
- [Bryan] Ollie, what else you got in there?
- A gun.
- [Bryan] Let me see what you got.
That's a vacuum.
- A gun.
- [Bryan] It's not a gun.
- I'm gonna shoot you.
- [Bryan] Oh yeah?
Bang.
- Good morning, how's it going guys?
I'm in Ollie and Fin's room.
He likes to climb in his crib, don't you?
- Get in.
- Oh, you want me to go in the crib?
- You can.
- Oh, I can't go in the crib, buddy, I can't fit.
I'm a big guy, you're a little guy.
Today Ollie and I are doing something really cool.
You wanna tell them who we're going to meet today?
- Shrek.
- We're gonna meet Shrek.
That's right.
- Bunny.
- [Bryan] Do you like donkey?
- Bunny.
- [Bryan] Oh, you're looking at the bunny.
Hey you wanna play with Peter Rabbit?
You can play with Peter Rabbit.
- Bunny.
- [Bryan] Oh, you want this one?
Okay, you want his girlfriend?
Actually our friend Maddie Faith is playing in a little
off-Broadway production of Shrek: the Musical
and she is the dragon, which I think is really cool.
She got us three seats so I'm taking auntie and Ollie
and we're gonna go watch the show today
and I think they're gonna arrange a little meeting
for Ollie and Shrek 'cause Ollie really likes Shrek.
Finny-poo, are you getting all dressed
for the day?
- [Missy] Yeah, he's gotta look fancy for his video.
- [Bryan] That outfit looks cute.
- [Missy] I can't find any pants that match,
but this'll work.
- [Bryan] Yeah.
- [Missy] You like his outfit?
(Ollie responds in baby-talk)
Yeah.
He does not like to see Fin naked because he's got
that umbilical cord still and he's like...
- [Bryan] Oh, yeah.
- Ow, and I'm like no it doesn't hurt
but he doesn't believe me.
(Bryan laughs)
- [Bryan] Aw, you're such a good big brother.
Hey, you wanna play with these? (laughs)
- You're gonna pinch him, careful.
- [Bryan] (laughs) He's like this is baby sushi.
- Very gentle.
- Sushi baby.
- What do you think, brown?
- [Bryan] Yeah.
- That's the only thing I've got that even comes close
to actually matching.
- [Bryan] Yeah, brown works.
- Ah!
Are we all ready?
- Ready.
- Where are we gonna go?
- Auntie.
- We're gonna go to auntie's, and who are we gonna go see?
- Shrek.
- Shrek!
- [Missy] Yay!
- Yay!
Are you so excited?
- So excited.
- He just woke up from his nap.
So he's like, yeah, I'm excited.
Where is Shrek.
But we're all ready to go.
Outfit of the night.
- [Missy] You guys look very snazzy.
- Do we look good?
- [Missy] Yeah you do.
- Give me five, you look cute buddy.
Alright, we're gonna go pick up auntie,
then we're gonna go to Shrek.
You're gonna stay here.
- Yeah I'm really sad about it.
- Give Mom a hug, she's sad.
- I don't really wanna talk about it.
I love you, I hope you have fun.
- Have fun.
- You're gonna have so much fun.
Bryan is on strict orders to vlog the entire thing
because I don't want to miss one second of his face.
- Yeah.
(Missy laughs)
- Hey guys, long time no, that didn't sound good.
- (laughs) I'm keeping that in.
- No you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- Hey guys, it's a long time no vlog.
- I'm making Cassie vlog.
- It's Cassie.
Am I yelling? I'm kinda yelling.
- You're kinda yelling a little bit, yeah.
- Okay, hi guys, so we're headed to go see Shrek.
Bryan probably already told you guys we're gonna see Shrek
because Maddie's in it.
Ollie's super excited.
Ollie where are we going?
- [Ollie] Shrek.
- We're gonna go see Shrek.
- He's been yelling Shrek the entire time.
- He's so excited.
So, yeah, we're headed there right now.
- It's actually Shrek: the Musical.
- Shrek: the Musical.
Super under-dressed, I didn't get the memo.
Bryan's wearing like...
- I just wore a collared shirt.
- A collared shirt and some nice pants
and I just have a plaid sweatshirt on.
So I didn't know,
apparently I'm gonna be super under-dressed there.
- [Missy] While the Daddy is out, the Mommy will play.
Ha ha ha.
- [Bryan] Ollie, it's okay buddy.
Who is that?
- Shrek.
- [Bryan] That's Shrek.
We are here at the theater with Maddie.
- Hi.
- She's playing the dragon and we're backstage
and Ollie is now seeing Shrek for the first time.
Come here, buddy.
Look at you, dude, who is that?
- Shrek.
- That's Shrek, can you give him a high five?
- Yeah, good job.
Doesn't he look good?
You say where's donkey?
- Donkey.
- Dude I'm loving the ears, that's awesome.
It's so cool.
Oh my god, donkey too.
Hello donkey. (laughs)
That's donkey, can you say hi donkey?
- Hi, donkey.
- [Bryan] Give him a high five.
Give donkey a high five.
It's okay, I'm right here.
- I don't bite.
- He's all nervous.
Alright and we also have Lord Farquaad here
with the little legs.
So how do you do it?
- What?
- [Bryan] Do you have to be your knees all the time.
- Yeah, I get on my knees and then I run around.
- [Cassie] Show us.
- [Bryan] And then you run?
- Do you want me to do it?
- [Bryan] Can I see?
- Sure.
- [Bryan] Oh, that's incredible.
(onlookers laugh)
Cassie, I would say he's still a little bit
taller than you.
(onlookers laugh)
Looking good Lord Farquaad.
- He wants Shrek.
- [Bryan] Yeah, where'd Shrek go?
- He's getting his nose fixed.
- [Bryan] Shrek is getting his nose fixed, okay?
See how Michelle is giving us a little
behind the scenes tour action?
And these are all characters too?
Oh cool, say hi.
Check out Ollie's Shrek ears you guys.
He's actually wearing them.
- He loves them.
- [Bryan] That's crazy, he doesn't like anything
on his head usually but now he's Shrek.
Can you say, I'm Shrek?
- I'm Shrek.
- [Bryan] Yeah you are.
Are you funny?
- Can you roar like Shrek?
- Roar.
- [Bryan] That was scary buddy.
- Good job, you're terrifying.
- Hi.
- [Bryan] Say hi.
This is on YouTube.
Ollie, we're causing mass hysteria.
- Say hi.
- They make you cry.
- No.
- Oh, ho, ho, you leave them out in the sun and they get
all brown, start sprouting little white hairs?
- No layers, ogres have layers, onions have layers.
- Well, you know not everybody likes onions?
Ba-bing! Woo! Who likes parfaits, and who's got layers?
Hey, let's go get some parfait, and they're like,
heck no, I don't like no parfait!
(upbeat music)
(Cassie cheers)
- [Bryan] Ollie's running around backstage.
Maddie, you did so good.
- Thank you.
- [Bryan] You were seriously like a dragon diva.
- Thank you.
- [Bryan] And that head thing that they have is amazing.
- Thank you so much.
- [Bryan] That was cool.
- Like a disco queen.
- [Bryan] Yeah.
Ollie's causing trouble backstage. (laughs)
- You wanna pet it?
- [Bryan] Look at that smile.
- Pet it, you don't have to.
Look at those lips, I love the lips.
That thing's incredible, good job.
- Thank you.
- [Bryan] Yay, you pet the dragon. (laughs)
- Hi.
- [Bryan] Hi.
- Eyes, you like her eyes?
- [Bryan] Whoa, her eyes light up.
- Woooo.
- We don't look it in the eye.
- Mama.
- [Cassie] We're gonna see Mama.
- We are walking out of the musical.
Had so much fun, seriously had such a blast.
And Maddie was so good as the dragon,
everyone was so good, it was really cool to see.
But a lot of people knew me and Ollie
and so we were backstage basically
taking pictures with everyone, that was fun too.
And he's still wearing the ears, which is amazing.
- Lucky, we're very lucky.
- [Bryan] What?
- I'm Shrek.
- [Bryan] You're Shrek, yes you are.
Ollie is so excited to see Mama.
- I'm Shrek.
- [Bryan] I'm Shrek.
- It's Shreks's stage.
(Ollie exclaims)
- [Bryan] Aren't his Shrek ears cute?
- I can't believe he's wearing them.
- [Bryan] I know, he loves him.
- I'm Shrek.
- Did you have so much fun watching Shrek?
- Auntie.
- Auntie was with you.
Can I have a hug?
We missed you.
- Baby.
- Yeah, I was with the baby.
- No.
- You want to hold him?
- [Missy] Yes.
- No.
- [Missy] Oh, you can do it.
Good job.
You want to give him his binkie?
- Here let's set him right here.
- Binkie.
- [Missy] Give him the binkie.
- Aw.
- [Missy] Good job.
It's so nice.
- Burpie.
- Did you hear him burp?
Say excuse you.
- 'cuse you.
- He really wants him to take the binkie, he actually
asked to hold him, he goes "Hold him."
That is so cute.
It's bedtime.
- Woody and minions.
- [Missy] Woody and who?
Minions? Oh yeah, you got minions and Woody in there, huh?
Apparently he is excited to go to bed.
I got Fin here and we're putting Ollie to bed together.
- He's in a pod.
- [Missy] He's in a pod?
Oh, I love you so much.
- Auntie, me me.
- [Missy] Alright go climb in the bed
so Mama can climb in with you.
- And papa.
- [Missy] And papa and uncle.
Alright, in the vlog can you say thumbs up to video?
(laughs)
Alright guys, were gonna go to bed.
We're tired, are you tired?
- I'm tired.
Alright, and that's Fin's cue, he's tired too.
Is Fin tired?
- Tired.
- Alright, give the video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it.
Oh, by the way, thank you for all the thumbs up.
Yesterday's video it was crazy, we got tons of thumbs up,
so thank you to everyone who pitched in.
(Ollie cries)
Yeah, are you trapped.
(Fin cries)
And you are crying?
Okay, guys, we'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
("This is Home" by Bryan Lanning)
♫ All it took was a ring in that soft sunset,
♫ Big blue eyes welled up and said, "This is home."
♫ In the 'fridgerator light never looked so good,
♫ Holding you tight kissing all I could sayin', "I am home."
♫ And that's where I wanna be...