You don't even have a horse? What kind of Ronin are you?
Can you carry me, you smelly rabbit?
Hello! Can you hear me with those giant ears?
Be silent, Kintaro-sama.
We must not be noticed on the road.
So, Ronin, the gods have brought you to me again.
No one has escaped my blade before.
I need great warriors to destroy you. Miyamoto Usagi.
Powerful pawns to strike when the time is right.
[chanting]
[chanting, thundering]
[screaming, thudding]
Turtle Ninja... mystic kappa of legend?
I need your help.
I was attacked by a vicious rabbit Ronin.
Save me. Save me from the wrath of this madman, please.
Uh, uh. Uh, uh.
Evil. Yes we can help, old man. No problem.
What is this?
[swords clanking]
We must hide! They're kappa!
But like no kappa I have ever seen!
[swords clanking]
I will save you stupid rabbit!
[grunting]
[clanking]
Ow. What the? My head. [groaning]
I sense they are not evil.
Then what are these strange Yokai?
Strange? Look who's talking, a giant samurai rabbit.
All I remember is that blind wolf guy telling us
to find this long-eared Samurai.
What blind wolf guy?
He summoned us here somehow to your dimension.
He carried a black spear
like nothing I've ever seen before.
Black spear?
That old blind wolf is not blind,
but possessed by evil.
His name is Jei. He had you under a spell.
Oh, I can't believe we're stuck here.
Donnie, can't you invent something to send us back home?
Listen.
[leaves rustling]
What is it? I don't hear anything.
Horses are approaching from the east.
[neighing, trotting]
Are these the samurai who attacked the village?
They are. That's Sumo Kuma.
[grunting]
What- [grunting]
Quick, before they realize they're missing a few riders.
What about me?
You're missing a horse fools!
All right get in there, shorty, and don't make a peep.
Let me out of here!
I told you I don't like small spaces!
I will have your head for this!
[sniffing]
[grunting]
[neighing]
We have intruders in our midst.
Oh no. Watch out!
Oh. Thanks Usagi, dude.
[clanking]
How did you find us out?
You smell different.
[grunting]
Kintaro!
Saving this brat better be worth it!
Hey, what's going on out there?! You stupid Kappa!
I'll get you for this! You are the worst bodyguards!
[grunting]
[screaming]
[neighing]
Ride!
They're gaining on us!
Hurry Kappa! Ride faster!
Oh no... Cliff!!
[screaming]
[neighing]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[thudding, grunting]
[screaming, thudding]
[groaning]
The fastest way to the Temple of the sky Buddha
is through the Tangled Skein and over Haha Naru Yama.
But everyone knows that place is haunted.
Um, Mikey, where are your nunchucks?
Why do I need nunchucks when I can use a sword?
[chuckles]
What is wrong with you, Mikey? Give it back now.
You'll just have to get it from me.
Why you little-
[chuckles]
Mikey!
[thudding]
[grunting]
It is Tanuki, Bake-Danuki magical tricksters
that can either help or do great harm.
[gasping]
- What? - What?
A second Raphael?
One of them is a disgusting yokai!
It's that one, the one to the left.
Huh?
Thanks Rabbit Man. I owe you.
There's one thing I can't stand- It's an impost-
[laughing]
[grunting]
[laughing]
[groaning, chittering]
- Raph. - Mikey.
We've gotta help them.
Not yet. You will put us all in danger.
Listen to what he says, lizard fool.
Are you crazy?
They'll be turned into Turtle kabobs!
I'm saving them.
[chittering]
[muffled talking]
[grunting]
Thanks bro! My butt was turning extra crispy.
You see, Usagi? We had to attack.
No, it would have been easier if we made a simple offering
which we need to do now. I am leaving this.
[chuckles] What's up, doc?
Okay, what is this, dudes? It's like a giant sticky loogie.
Worse. They're giant spider webs.
Usagi! Help me, please! [groaning]
Akemi? How could this be?
I'll save you.
[groaning]
It's okay now. We'll help you.
[shrieking]
Yes, help me ninja.
[laughing]
Help me! [screeching]
[screaming]
Away fiend!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Déjà vu.
Raph!
[screaming]
[screeching]
Over here Joroguma! Come get me!
What's this? There are two!
[screeching]
It just got worse.
[laughing]
[screaming]
The Tanuki are... helping us?
[screaming]
[grunting]
Whoo hoo hoo!
[grunting]
[screaming, grunting]
Thank you for saving our lives, Tanuki. May the gods honor you.
I'll take the first watch. Get some sleep, Usagi.
Thank you Leonardo-san.
What?
[laughing]
[swords clanking]
[grunting]
You are just a child.
What threat do you pose Jei? None.
Leo, wake up!
[breathing heavily]
Raph? It was a... dream?
No kidding, turtle dummy.
You were controlled by Jei's magic.
Yes, you are nothing but puppets.
The pawns of the gods.
[laughing]
We have reached the top, the high pass of Haha Naru Yama.
At least the hard part is over.
No, the hard part is before us.
The Sen no Hihem Dani, the Descent of a Thousand Screams.
Whoa.
[gasping]
Donnie, Donnie look! It's him, Jei! He's out there!
I have heard tales that Jei is an immortal.
Even if his body is destroyed he can live on.
Don't be like those superstitious fools.
They're just afraid.
If you are so strong,
perhaps you should stop being such a chicken.
Chicken?
I'm the bravest warrior in the land.
Then you must prove it, young one.
[chuckles]
[grunting]
[yowling]
Oh, no, you don't!
[grunting]
[yowling]
No!
[screaming]
[yowling]
[grunting]
That was lucky.
[screaming]
Usagi!
Kintaro.
[screaming]
[grunting]
You did well, Usagi.
Not that I needed your help cause I didn't.
[yowling]
[grunting]
[yowling]
Didn't sound like a thousand screams to me.
It's okay. Cats always land on their feet.
[panting]
Finally, the temple palace of the Sky Buddha.
Excuse us, sir!
We're looking for the high priest.
Greetings, my warriors.
Jei.
Thank you for bringing the Golden Boy to the temple.
It is the only place I could perform
the ritual of the new dawn.
How do you think I've been spying on you
all this time?
I have been watching through your eyes.
[groaning]
[whining]
[grunting]
Usagi! No!
[sword clanking]
What?!
Jei, release them from your power, evil one!
[grunting]
[thudding]
[grunting]
Not even your great strength can break
this enchanted chain, Golden Boy.
Hold on Kintaro, I will-
You will do nothing, Ronin,
all that has happened is as I intended.
You have transformed him into a perfect vessel for me.
Was feeling really evil there for a minute.
I think we got hit so hard by Kintaro's spiritual power-
He smashed the evil right out of us.
Yeah but he doesn't know that.
Put your evil eyes back on and follow me.
[roaring]
[grunting]
Treachery!
[screaming]
[grunting]
YOU MONSTER!
[laughing]
[grunting]
[swords clanking]
[grunting]
[screaming]
It ends here, Usagi.
[groaning]
[grunting]
[screaming]
No!
[howling, cracking]
You hear him land? I didn't hear him land.
I don't think you're going to.
Leonardo.
[grunting]
Thank you, Yojimbo.
All is well, Kintaro. You are safe.