Hello, hello, hello, hello!
This is Sahil Khattar on Being Indian.
A lot of people have been asking us about our next video.
The video is out now!
I have directly brought you to my bachelor pad.
This is my living room.
But I hardly live... because I am out on the streets doing the best I can.
And the future best has to be best as well.
So, on Children’s day, we have a special surprise for you.
Children.
Children are like 100 rupees note...
Very valuable.
This is why we have got a child today in our video.
Introducing, ‘Chhota Sahil’ A.K.A
Kapish
Kapish, will you go out on the streets?
Yes Sir!
Will you ask questions?
Yes Sir!
Will you get me phone numbers of beautiful girls?
Yes Sir!
Well done! Your training begins now.
Yes!
Try harder!
It will be of no use.
This wall won’t move.
Just like that your faith shouldn’t be deterred.
Why are we running?
Because, at times, we get beaten up while asking few questions.
Run!
Here are the clothes.
Here is the iron.
Now start ironing.
But Sir, why do I have to iron?
Because the clothes need to be ironed.
And I need a Stri (Woman)
Now, for a very important part.
[IMITATES SAHIL] Hello, hello, hello, hello!
Now you are ready bro!
Good job!
If Jawaharlal Nehru wasn’t a kid
Then why do we celebrate Children’s day in his memory?
Because he was a teacher and he was fond of children, I guess
No, he was a freedom fighter, no?
Son, there are many questions that have no answers.
They themselves know answers to such questions.
Nehru had a lot of power and has done a great deal for our country.
There can also be a Jawaharlal Nehru Jayanti(JJ) like there is Gandhi Jayanti.
Rose is the symbol for Jawaharlal Nehru
Then, why don’t we celebrate Valentine’s day instead of Children’s day?
Because he used to love children, that is why it’s Children’s day.
There are many things which people are including unnecessarily.
I personally don’t believe in Valentine’s day and all.
Rose is our national flower.
No!
Oh, it’s Lotus!
Can you please define ‘adult’?
Adult?
Adult is someone, who…
I seriously don’t know else I would have told you.
Tell me.
When you will grow up, you will understand the meaning of ‘adult’.
Above 18.
Why not 17?
In today’s age, there is no such thing as being an adult.
These days, almost all the kids know everything.
The word ‘adult’ should be removed from the dictionary.
What is adultery?
Something which adults commit.
Adultery is when somebody commits something which is wrong from a marriage point of view.
Adultery is... a form of cheating.
Does cheating in exams qualify for adultery?
No.
Adultery is when you cheat on somebody... another person... who you are in love with.
What?
Adultery is a ‘mixage’...
Adulteration?
Adultery!
I don’t know.
Imagine, when you are grown up, you fall in love with someone...
It’s so difficult to explain it to a kid!
Adultery?
Bro, even I don’t know.
Then what is the point of being all grown up?
Ok, so you fall in love with someone but you stop seeing her because of someone else.
Not only just see someone, but be more interested in that girl or boy.
What are you trying to tell uncle?
I cannot understand anything.
You are asking such weird questions!
What happens in adult films?
What is an adult film?
Watch it and you will understand.
My mom doesn’t allow me to watch it.
Even my mom doesn’t allow.
Should I show you some adult films?
No, my mom doesn’t allow.
Then you shouldn’t enquire about it.
But I need to know from you.
You should listen to your mom.
Do you follow your mom’s advice?
Yes.
Adult films has content that isn’t present in children’s films
Like what?
I haven’t watched any adult film.
I find all the films to be like adult films so I never bothered watching it.
Have you watched Mahesh Bhatt’s movies?
Who?
Kanti Shah’s movies?
Whose?
Ekta Kapoor’s movies?
No.
So, what do you watch?
What type of a kid are you!
Adult films are those that have sexual content.
Huh?
You are reacting as if you don’t know anything.
I don’t know.
Is it so?
Adult film is a film that should be watched by adults.
Why?
Ummm…Okay
Because, the content in it is something that children may not understand.
There is a lot of violence in such movies.
You watch cartoons, right?
But there was a movie of Shahid Kapoor, titled R… Rajkumar
Yes.
There is a dialogue that says ‘Be silent or else I will become violent’.
But all the children watched this movie.
Uhh..
But there are not too many fighting sequences in that film.
There are!
Adult films contain much more fighting sequences.
But there is a scene in which a person puts a knife inside someone’s mouth.
Oh God!
There is sex in adult films.
What?
You will understand when you grow up.
What are the advantages of being an adult?
Advantages? Of being an adult?
You can take your own decisions.
You don’t have to seek your mom’s permission.
You just need to inform her and let her know your whereabouts.
So, that’s an advantage?
Yes.
There is no advantage of being an adult.
I would say many advantages.
You get freedom.
But you got freedom since 1947 because of Jawaharlal Nehru and Mahatma Gandhi.
That freedom is different... it’s for our country.
This is freedom from our family.
Legally, you can drink. Do you drink?
Only Bournvita, cold coffee, iced tea and cold drink
What are the disadvantages of being an adult?
You can’t have too much fun else people term it as pranks.
You have to take on responsibilities and take decisions.
As in which responsibility?
Whatever your mom used to do for you... you have to do it on your own now.
Your mom feeds you, takes you out, takes you on road trips.
I have to do these things on my own now.
These are the responsibilities that I have to take.
So, you haven’t done anything for your mom?
No!
How selfish!
I don’t see anything good in being an adult.
If there are disadvantages, then why did you become an adult?
I had no other option.
The way you turned 10 from 9, the same way I turned 26 years old from 25.
You are lying about your age, right?
Absolutely!
Sahil bhai..
Wassup bro?
No one knows what ‘adult’, ‘adultery’ and ‘adult movies’ are.
And no one wants to become an adult.
So, I am happy the way I am.
Take this!
I will continue making videos but even I don’t want to adult anymore.
On this Children’s day, why don’t you comment down below if you want to adult or not?
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