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I didn't grow-up in the best neighborhood because technically, a good chunk of my life
I grew-up in New York City.
Not Manhattan, but one of the five burrs.
Literally on the first night that my family moved into our apartment
Someone tried to break in.
They failed, but on the second night
Someone tried to break in...again.
Not sure if it's the same person or not but our basement door was wide open
I'd like to believe that it was my booby traps that stopped said robber,
Cause I got spooked the first night so before going to bed I put a skate board,
Aabookshelf and a bunch of Lego's in front of the door.
I was going to put a bucket of hot water on top of the door, but supposedly that was a bad idea.
Maybe...they saw that and went "Yeah, Nope I ain't about to get Home Alone'd up in here."
So yeah, not the best neighborhood.
I also think that my neighbor was wanted for something.
The cops would drop by every week asking is we have seen them or not.
I don't know they were just looking for him all the time.
Anyways...New York is such a funny place to live in.
If you have lived here long enough, you'd know there is a bunch of crazies around EVERY corner.
I've seen practically everything
From Elmo and Cookie Monster getting obnoxious,
To a random guy taking a MASSIVE dump, in between train cars, above ground...in public
And then throwing his used tissues on the subway chairs.
YA NASTY!?!
I'm pretty some lower guy got hit in the face with human do-do,
Flying human turd.
Can you imagine being 5-years old walking the streets and you get hit in the face with human feces?!
But that's just New York, Timberline's and human do-do flying in the air.
Good times,good times.
My parent's are overprotective, I mean who wouldn't be if human turd is just dropping from the sky's.
And in High-school I wasn't really allowed to go out,
Our door had legit had around 7 locks on them
And I'm pretty sure to keep people out more so to keep people in.
"Like, dad why do the locks have number combinations?"
"hep, they where on sale"
Usually I go to school and once I get back home,
I can't really step back to the outside world until the following day... to go back to school.
So being the rebel child that I am,
I decided, I'm going to come home 10 minutes later then usual.
In all honesty I just wanted to walk around because it was raining.
Eh, maybe I'm weird but I like it when it rains
Their was no one in the streets since it was drizzling
But after walking for awhile I passed by this guy
and, for a quick second we looked at each other
Ok, random person passing by whatever, no big deal
But I've also lived in New York for awhile now at this point
and I've developed a habit,
a habit that has stuck by me to this very day
which is always looking behind you so I avoid getting robbed and or mugged
I don't know what it is about me and how I manage to get myself into these situations
BUt IT'S noT lIke I Want To GET iNTO tHESe SituaTIOns
IN thE FIRsT plACe
but here we are
this guy turned a FULL 360 and is now FOLLOWING ME
A part of me also gave me the benefit of the doubt
maybe he got lost and were somehow going the same direction
so brilliant little me thought, ok so if i go down this block
cross this street, then go back the same direction as I came from before
and he is still following me...
That means I'm probably in !Danger!
so I crossed the street and technically doubled back
and this guy is still following me
OoOoOoOoH geez why didn't I go straight home?
How do I get myself in these situations
he kept following me, but I did my best to keep a good distance
walking faster if he was catching up and making sure he couldn't grab me
at any point
I couldn't go straight home that would be dumb
this guy can literally follow me home
and he'll know Exactly where I live
There is also a good chance he can attack me while I'm trying to get through the door
and then he can get in the apartment and my sisters might be home
so I just kept walking
I get it, I was probably 14 at the time
small Asian girl walking in the rain, alone, easy target
It really wouldn't make since for this guy to try and rob me, because I was 14
what could I possibly have that's worth taking, other than my school metro-card
This is the point where he knew, that I knew that something was wrong
So everytime I looked back, he'd start smiling
at me, in a really creepy flirty disgusting way
and as much as I'd like to scream bloody murder and cuss this pedophile out
I had to be strategic, for my own damn saftey
This guy never took his hands out of his pockets
He could be carring a weapon
DON'T GET CLOSE
how long will the cops take if I call them?
not fast enough
should I run? What if he catches me?
I can kick him, and run
but that means I'm gonna have to get close
crap, craP, CRAP WHAT DO I DO????
and before i could think of what to do...
I felt a hand on my shoulder
I've never been so terrified in my life...
but with all that fear, everything my dad ever taught me about self-defense came back
All those times my dad forced me to watch Jason Bourne,
and made me practice all his moves
That's how me and my dad bonded, don't question it.
But all those things that he taught me, as much as I hated it, it all came back.
And I knew was I moved my hands and I was able to break my hold from his shoulders.
I would like to say that I destroyed this guy and spirit-bombed him out of extinction but he was there.
He stared at me in confusion like I wasn't supposed to be able to do that.
BRUH. You got problems! That ain't happening! Not here. Not now! Not me!!
I stared at him for a second, then I hold ass.
My inner Jason Bourne did not kick in at all. I got out of there as fast as possible.
I've never ran so damn fast in my life.
This guy was trying to catch up. My lungs are garbage so I knew for a fact that I couldn't run for a long time.
I can run for a minute max before I start hyperventilating on the floor.
As I was running, I saw a Spanish family walking down the streets, and I bolted towards them.
I yelled "MOM!! DAD!!"
And I hid right behind them. The man following me slowed down and looked at me like nothing happened.
He walked past me and my pretend family and he kept looking back.
The family didn't really speak English, so I'm pretty sure they had no idea that they just saved my life.
I stayed with the family for awhile 'til I went to a random McDonald's 'cuz there would be a lot of people there.
Also 'cuz they have really good fries. I spent half an hour there just to make sure the guy wasn't lurking around.
Also because I just wanted fries.
So yeah, that's how a random guy tried to follow me home and how Matt Damon somehow saved my life.
Thanks, Matt Damon!
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