- Just like, bop, bop bop.
- All right, welcome to internet detention.
Shut the (beep) up.
All right.
You're all here because you're influencers
who have done something bad.
This time, partying during a pandemic.
Yes (chuckling) no, that's not funny.
Let's do a little roll call.
Brianna Boho.
- You can call me essential,
'cause these legs stay open.
- Ew.
Charlie Chang.
- Why am I in trouble?
I went to a party,
but I didn't drink,
except for my 'Dunkin of course,
it's the best coffee there is.
- Hmm.
Joke Paulin.
♪ FBI finna rape me for these guns ♪
- Oh, you're a rapper today?
Okay.
Lice Ball.
- Hell yeah, let's get lit.
We're going to drive an ATV
while shot gunning a White Claw,
and also shot gunning my friends.
Shout-out to the cray house and the cray boys.
Always sounds like I have a sinus infection,
cop my merch.
- Okay,
just keep it together Ian.
Guys look,
I know that I can't stop you from partying
in a pandemic, 'cause God knows we've tried,
but,
maybe I can give you guys some safety tips
so that next time you don't kill people?
- I don't party,
I just go to parties
and sit on my comfy Pier One furniture.
- Okay,
first lesson,
always wear a mask.
♪ No mask for me, pay too much for these teeth ♪
- Babe, it's not that bad.
Look. - I'm not your babe,
I'm your ex husband.
- Brianna, why do you have a hole cut in your mask?
- It's crotchless.
- I don't like that.
- Why?
- No, don't, stop.
Okay, uh Lice? - Yeah?
- What the hell happened to yours?
- It got too lit because I lit it on fire
for kindling,
because the city of Los Angeles
turned off my power and we had to huddle together for warmth
and that wasn't cutting it so we burnt this.
And you could really smell the carcinogens.
- Sometimes I get cold
I just shoot off my M4 enough
to like heat it up.
- That's crazy, I just masturbate.
- Okay, and Charlie,
What's that under yours?
- Not a vape,
due to the fact that I am young and
wholesome.
- You didn't even shout-out a brand that time.
- I don't have to.
I'm just so popular right now
that they'll literally pay me to do anything.
- I remember those days.
- What?
Okay, next lesson. If you're going to have a gathering,
keep it to as few people as possible.
- Yes, let's party on.
- Who are you?
- I'm Murray, Lice invited me,
even though I'm still low key mad at him
for beating up my friend Zach.
(beep) Right,
Because you know, I will not miss a party.
- Okay, this isn't a party.
- Then why are we all drunk right now?
- I'm not drunk.
What's alcohol? (laughing)
I only drink Starbucks.
- Okay, you realize that you're repping
two coffee brands, right?
- They don't care.
They just want to sell caffeine to kids.
- Oh, well, in that case, would you mind repping my brand?
- [Murray] Oh no.
- Bro. - It's my favorite coffee.
It's good coffee.
- No, you're a bully, it's time for us to get in the ring,
put on the fist condoms
and (beep) each other in the mouth.
- Okay, okay, fine, fine.
That's fine, I didn't really care anyway.
Okay, so let's move on to the third lesson.
Social distancing.
If you guys are going to be close,
at least make sure you stay six feet apart.
- Hey, I know what six inches is
'cause like big peepee,
but like, what is six feet?
- I can show you exactly what that looks like
'cause I am exactly six foot one.
- Oh, me too.
♪ Call me six foot 'cause I'm 6'1" ♪
- (giggling) We don't hang out with any guys
under 6'1".
- Oh god there's another one, okay,
who are you?
- [Both] Dixie, that's my sister.
We always go to parties together.
- Okay guys,
I'm only gonna say this one more time,
this is not a party.
♪ If it ain't a party ♪
♪ Why them cops cut the power ♪
- [Murray] And why did I get caught for just showing up?
- [Lice] And why did I (beep) a dirt bike?
- Oh my God, who's grabbing my boobs?
Oh.
This is really embarrassing.
Every time.
- Why do we have to do all this stuff anyway?
- Yeah?
And why do we have to do all this stuff anyway?
- So you can keep you and your friends safe.
And also,
I don't know,
maybe set a good example
for your young impressionable fans.
- Oh my god, wait,
guys,
I think I actually learned something.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Maybe the real virus is the boobs
we dirt biked along the way.
- Or the brands that paid me.
♪ Or the malls that I looted ♪
♪ Skeep skeep scooted ♪
- Or the merch that we copped
- Or the parties I've partied at.
- Charlie is my sister.
- No, no, no!
Either you guys are the dumbest people
that I have ever seen
or I'm just really bad at my job.
- Maybe it's all three.
- Or maybe we didn't want to be at home
and be depressed
when we can be eating with our friends,
enjoying Sabra hummus.
- Yeah, and honestly,
the world's pretty much screwed anyway
and not in the good hole.
♪ Pandemic climate change ♪
♪ Nothing's guaranteed ♪
♪ So we might as well get lit and (beep) party ♪
- That was the dope rhyme bro.
♪ Thanks, I didn't write it ♪
♪ Yeah, oh ♪
- Yes.
The world might be falling apart,
but that gives us even more reason
to try to change things.
You know, go volunteer,
encourage people to vote.
Please just don't take the easy way out and party.
(upbeat music)
- Now, I don't know about y'all,
but all I heard was party!
(class cheering)
♪ Are you going ♪
♪ To Scarborough Fair ♪
♪ Parsley, sage ♪
♪ Rosemary ♪
♪ And thyme ♪
♪ Remember me ♪
- Are you mad?
Are you mad at me?
I'm losing relevance,
can we start hanging out again, please?
- I don't know, wanna box?
- You're going to hang out with him
to get more relevance? (giggling)
- Money smells weird. - Shout-out cray house.
- Weird smelling money.
- Probably coke money.
- Whats up, someone say coke?
Someone say money?