what was that chunk stop I don't even
know what it was what is that pink thing
soup I hate it it's my other Nemesis
aside from cheese if you watch my last
cheese video where I was trying that I
feel pretty similar feelings about soup
first of all is it a food or is it a
drink what's going on am I swallowing am
I chewing am I gulping why would you
want all of these delicious food types
to be Blended together like some kind of
mummy bird is sicking it into my mouth I
don't want it I think I've eaten about
three bowls of soup in my life honestly
and all of those times I've been forced
in some kind of social pressure
situation where I'm sat at a table and
they're like oh I made you some soup and
I'm like blended food so today I'm going
to try some and see if I can get over
this cuz it's holding me back in life I
want to enjoy it I want to be like yes
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much more on that later I've got a
little weasel behind the the
camera here he is Agent of chaos today I
am going to be the dealer of liquids oh
God I'm going to get this micsy waving
as usual I don't know what I'm going to
be trying I love soup I do not
understand you when you are cold there
is nothing that will warm your heart
like a hearty bowl of soup I have
procured for you a selection a spectrum
of soup some of them gay I want to get
you in on the ground floor I want to get
you to acknowledge that there is
something to soup and then I'm going to
tease you on an Insidious journey of
learning and growth until you're just
absolutely gagging tozzle that goop
right at the end oh my God now Phil what
people liked about your cheese video is
that you went into it with an open mind
my mind is open you wanted your life to
be less impacted by the cheese hate yes
you have to go into this wanting soup to
be a part of your life I'm going to
imagine the soup is the gay bar and I'm
recently out the closet and I'm going to
go in there with my open okay maybe by
the end of it I'll be pouring soup all
over my okay and then I'm out and before
anyone says why am I not going fill a
delicious slice of buttered bread as
well I will say this to you Phil the
thing with soup honestly is it's just a
vehicle for the bread just spicy bread
Lube that's all that's going on there I
don't want this video to just be you
enjoying 10 slices of bread I'd love
that this is about the soup so you will
not get the joy of bread you must focus
on the liquid fine first up catch ow
yeah sorry I just threw a full can of
soup at you soup is hard not an easy
catch item I apologize my chest isn't
strong we are kicking off with the
you cannot have a strong opinion I have
a opinion this is the point you
literally cannot have a strong opinion
when anyone is kinds tomato soup wait it
do not tomato sou it's cream of tomato
cream how do you cream a tomato I've got
some good questions how do you get those
Tomatoes creaming what are they doing to
them whatever do you like ketchup in
small quantities what the I don't
want a necka hold glass of it you have
to shake it first I don't know that I
make an explode whenever someone Cooks
this in a house I'm like oh smells
delicious when real I want to
leave I have peeled the can look at it
oh it's so orange primordial liquid oh
it does oh it doesn't smell good it
doesn't smell good it smells like pure
ketchup it smells like someone's
Grandma's house one minute later I have
never
eaten in life that that is the ultimate
object I hate tomatoes and I hate soup
people that are normal are looking at
you like shut the up and drink the
soup people out there don't like other
Foods right look if you don't like
broccoli you're not going to want to eat
it on camera okay why are you holding a
spoon
like someone that has never held a spoon
before I have an alien in a human skin
okay oh oh god oh I don't like I don't I
don't want it you're going to blow on it
yeah do the thing oh yeah shut up 3 two
one r that is like eating ketchup why
would anyone want a whole bowl of
ketchup it's it's it's not horrible okay
is the mid of a tomato it is literally
the most mid thing in the world with a
little bit of cream to make it creamy
and then a little bit of spice to make
it interesting have it have one more
spoon think of it it's justness of
tomato
little warming spices warming spices
cream of tomato I forgot it really it's
too strong it's like I don't I don't
want who is paying you to have this
reaction where's the spice there's no SP
you can't say spicy SP that's never been
near tomato tastes like horrible the
aftertaste isn't so bad but I'm not a
hater I'll give it a four would you say
you were drinking it or eating it I was
drinking that did your mouth go I think
if you put the soup in your mouth and
you do one it's eating I think it was a
Frink I'm not on the soup train yet well
good I'm going to give you a reprieve
because now we're do not launch it in my
face no before we go forwards we're
going to step backwards all right and in
the genre of things that could be
considered soup there are several things
that are not really soup the first of
which is a cup of soup cuper soup and
notice how even though this is a
completely different brand it is once
again cream cream of vegetable with
Crouton we got a carrot we got a pee we
got a leak and there's four croutons are
there any ingredients you don't like
here come on man I like all of these
things Phil you're about to take this to
the next level cuz this one is going to
have chunks oh
chunky here is your sup o powdery all
the best things come in suspicious
sachet I'm feeling some chunks and here
is your vehicle thank you what happened
if I snorted it let's find out now we're
getting the Real views oh it's not an
appealing color why is that nuclear
green here we go oh little CHS wait for
my snack it smells like sour cream and
onion Pringles oh wait a minute what
here is your cream or vegetable soup
with croutons that is an unappealing
look it's so colorful yes and bright oh
I'm so happy to have this in my life
I've been so cold in those mines yes
look those
chunks okay it's not it's not that bad
Journey that was a journey you are a
complex animal philster what is going on
it's a cup of soup I'm just scared of it
like here I did I did a go huge yeah
can't swall B there a chunk oh yeah you
what you yes you chew the Crouton you
just swallow it like a pilgrim Maniac
it's not punishment it's bread I'm
struggling but the flavor is all right
it's not too bad tastes like Pringles so
it's more inoffensive and it feels a
little bit healthier ironically from
something that came out with a powder
but you know what I mean and also the
chunks are reminding me that it's real
food okay Al you like that do you but
having both at the same time I'm like
I'm a chew and a swallow it's a
confusing throat sensation
overall a six I wouldn't have it again
you'd never have it again a cold day if
that was there you'd not think oh I
could go for a little cup of soup right
now no I'd go for a delicious sandwich
that is
solid I mean it tastes like leafy water
that is one of the most
uninspiring food objects I've ever
interacted with in my life now is a
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up in our die early soup we have BR what
a broth this ain't a soup tasty clear
broth made with flavorful chicken stock
and brimming with root vegetables we
love it in our kitchen it's the firm
family favorite you have broth if you're
sick don't you or if you're a witch I
made get some broth just fact that it's
clear fill you with hope or Terror both
peel that
can oh yeah feel is an alien evidence
compilation episode two I don't want to
throw it a can opener you're just
peeling the can oh it's chunky again
that my God you sprayed me with broth
watch way you're pointing that thing I
warned you it doesn't look appealing
that smells like acrylic
paint it smells distinctly chalky it's
been found in a cave that's why witches
have broth cuz it smells like a witch
not Liv in caves apologize to your safic
audience sorry I'm sorry I mean the one
in Elden
ring oh it's quite gloopy it's not a um
a gelatinous aspect to it gelatinous
white liquid guys if it looks like that
speak to a doctor
immediately now I don't want it at
all you fing serious blow blow blow
hurry up but I haven't got dat I'm
taking time out my Saturday to film this
for you sat my ass playing Mario see
saying blow loads of times Mak me laugh
there's nothing left there's now a
frozen
spoon oh what no oh no come on the broth
is not for me why the vegetables have
gone all slimy the mouth feel is
particularly gloopy it should be called
gloop oh it keeps going textured
discharge by antier no I hated that I
actually hated that two out of 10 two
two for the broth I thought it would be
the least interesting one I thought the
vegetables would be like vegetables yeah
I got to agree I thought if we spent
some more money oh look there's peas
there's CH they metall there you go put
it down put it down you got to have this
spoon no you got to have it f
sorry it's rice and three p's stick it
in your mouth God
go
oh no how can it possibly be so
offensive I'm teing look I feel like if
maybe we got a more protect homemade
organic restaurant broth it would be
good what was that chunk stop I don't
even know what it was what is that pink
thing that is cursed that's going to
survive the meteor well Phil good news
you're upgrading back to real things as
you can trust hindes with the cream of
chicken cream of chicken how do you get
the chickens to cream what is all this
cream leave them alone uh 3% Chicken in
this we won from 90% tomato to 3% what's
the other 97% that is towards me oh my
God oh here we are that is that doesn't
look like a real food in the same way
that the tomato soup was suspiciously
red this is suspiciously cream it smells
like chicken crisps at least it smells
like what the food is meant to be
okay this is if you're ill right I'm
going to close my eyes pretend I got ill
in the mind and you are my grandma you
want this cream out of my glory
hole you want the cream of M Glory
alling people might not have seen the
gaming channel if you haven't watched
stand and F games you don't know what
this lore is referring to look she had a
part of her house where she sto her
knickknacks which she called a glory
Hall you want my little chicken
knickknacks yes drink it
down roller coaster he wants to like it
he wants to like it trying it's all the
flavors you like it in a crisp why
wouldn't you like it in a soup it tastes
like a chicken
milkshake no it's okay it feels like
someone's pre- eaten some chicken for me
five it's mid oh it's mid so you're not
a ha but you are in no way a lover I
would walk past it in the street you're
sitting on that fence so hard it's
coming out your mouth once I was at
Union and someone was like Hey I've
cooked soup for everyone I was like
social pressure tasty so he poured it
into this massive bowl for me and I sat
around I was like I'm sure I'll be fine
I'm sure I'll be fine and I had one
spoon and I was like oh I don't like
this I was like you know what I've got
so much work today I'm going to take
this to my room thank you so much I'm
going to privately enjoy this that was
on the ground floor I leaned out of the
window and poured it onto the garden
window okay Phil we're going back to
sachche this time I'm going to give you
flavor no more bland broths no more
cream that's what I'm looking for I'm
trying to actually give you some spicy
slap me with some spice
flavors flavor noodle soup mix I've
never seen flavor before that's
interesting hell yeah a Caribbean
favorite they're not mincing around with
their cream of chicken here this is
straight up flavor oh it says spicy
I mean I'm excited for a spicy noodle
okay you've engaged now I like Ramen I
don't see Ramen as being soup cook me
the
chunks of nud nudes
stop I love a bow visuals what are we
thinking oh we got some noodly bits he's
going straight in oh it's quite fragrant
oh here we go oh okay thoughts are
forming it's like a nice Ramen you're
like a spicy base yeah that's fine
that's like a seven hot I like a
hot FL Sou
now okay would you choose to consume
this liquidy bowl no no no never not
when you're cold no know when you're
craving a flavor Punch If I wanted this
I would order some Ramen maybe if ah
talk to me now hypocrite what makes
Ramen Ramen the noodles what I would do
is go to an actual Jamaican restaurant
and order some soup as I bet it's
delicious asz if this is the powdery
version the real version's got to be
amazing yeah yeah I think you're right
so what you're saying is much in the way
that bread plus soup is more about the
bread when you having Ramen it's just a
vehicle for the noodles it's spicy
noodle Lube so if I get into the ra stop
saying noodle Lube so if this was filled
with rice or filled with other noodles
or something if it was just a tasty
spicy lube you'd love the whole
thing I'm not replying to that okay F
aieve I feel like you've earned it at
this point you have been scraping the
barrel of freeze dried can and it is now
time to get distinctly middle class
sains spre taste the difference sweet
potato coconut and chili soup fancy
that's exciting that cost like4 I
better like this then if this if this is
going to be there is no excuse here this
is going to texture it's going to have
flavor that sounds
good can't literally taste the
difference J sabur is going to roll in
his grave all right come on S if he's
not dead I'm going to kill him
come on
SS less apprehension than before we
didn't have to watch you struggling to
carry the spoon into your mouth for 20
seconds that's nice I like this it's
nice so it took the cafe lime chili
coconut milk bougie import blah blah to
make you go yeah okay spicy coconuty
textur slamming texture not too gloopy
on taste I'd give that an eight and a
half where's the remaining 1.5 you
stingy things that aren't
soup I said for soup what is the flavor
rating nine nine nine for soup look I
get it why people do this but I'm not
going to choose it so at this the Apex
of this science experiment You' conceded
that some soup can be nice but you have
a fundamental philosophical disagreement
with the liquid being a meal it's
against my religion to eat a liquid but
we've made progress I've had about three
soups in my life I could eat that bowl
well don't get too excited because
you're not done yet that was the last
one final boss no
Dan I'm not doing it I refuse mus I said
no cheese on mushroom look at that
fungus bloing in the foreground look at
this round
look at the way those spores are just
getting ready to seep into the soup are
you going to Last of Us me just before
Christmas I don't want to eat the
mushroom soup B I hate mushrooms this is
many people's favorite soup this is not
this is like 90% salt well that is a
salty water what the ingredients hell
hatred disgust what's the percentage 6%
mushroom what's even in it then you
can't even complain that you don't like
it mushrooms and yeast is creamy water
cook it before I change my mind I'm
going to actually finish this okay see
you in 20 minutes this is my
lunch look at it so scared cream the
Apex of cream culture mushrooms are my
Nemesis oh it's so gloopy and mushroomy
I love a mushroom soup there's mushroom
bits in there H yeah little fungus
trunks right blow it for ages as you
blow this cream you love salty water you
love it you love it 3 2 1 you love it
you love it you taste it you love it
no oh
oh I swallowed I swallowed it I
swallowed oh I got a chunk mushroom
chunk that is vile why does my tongue
exist in the same universe as people
that want to eat that your brain just
knows that if you are foraging for
shrooms in the wilderness as a
prehistoric person your eyesight would
not be able to detect the killer
mushroom no maybe that's why just don't
that is a minus 400 I think I've aged
about a year for the stress of eating
that you freak little salty chunk there
is so much salt in there if you dropped
a Slug and that would vaporize you are a
slug okay so mushrooms getting the bin
soup final thoughts final thoughts I'm
in a better place with soup than I was
before it doesn't scare you we're no
longer divorced we're happy to be in the
same room as each other what I'll give
you is much has your cheese video made
me realize cheese is inherently a
up object soup is inherently just not
quite right a bread vehicle can we just
be honest about this yeah I don't want
to drink my food but I'm happy that I've
tried it and can say I don't like it cuz
that's a brave thing to do you are brave
I'm brave claps for Phill he's I can't
clap I'm holding my phone with clap my
hand and then we'll we'll
clap yeah thank you thanks for ruining
my day Dan try next human skin I think
we've covered the things I don't like to
eat oh lovely I'm not actually that
visit this every year and see if you
grow as a person no she is 2024 it's
over thanks for coming with me on this
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