Whoa!
Over the years, the Krusty Krab has had
its fair share of incidents.
[screaming]
Okay, maybe more than its fair share,
but through them all the doors remain open
for business. But how is that even possible?
I didn't know there'd be a tes. I didn't study.
Most restaurants would have to close after being,
you know, completely destroyed, but not the Krusty Krab.
In fact, the Krab has been rebuilt
no less than 20 times.
I just had that roof redone last week!
But some of the most memorable were
SpongeBob's explosive suds sneeze...
an employee of the month competition
that got a little out of hand.
Wha-?! Wha?! Help! Help!
Squidward's crane mishap...
What?
A monster Krabby Patty...
Abandon ship!
[screaming]
It's a Krabalanche!
[screaming]
SpongeBob's traffic incident...
Hmm. [screaming]
[screaming]
Well, at least I didn't hit the Krusty Krab that time.
[laughing]
Squidward discovering his love of Krabby Patties...
[SpongeBob] And then you'll blow up.
One of Sandy's experimental mishaps...
[beeping]
Order up! Okay, who's eating-?
Ooh, all fresco.
A freak windstorm...
Whoa!
And, of course,
SpongeBob dismantling the establishment.
S-S-SpongeBob, w-w-what have you done?
I did exactly as you said, Squidward.
I dismantled the establishment.
Now we'll get our jobs back for sure.
[humming]
Another big restaurant no no is serving disgusting food.
Just ask Plankton.
Hey, buddy, you wanna eat at the Chum Bucket?
[screaming]
Fine.
Though again, the Krusty Krab has made it
past violation after violation without so much as a scratch.
There were the less than appealing Spongy Patties.
Spongy Patties?
Yeah. I want you to start using 'em
- instead of the other ones. - Where'd you got them?
They were just the boxes of patties
we didn't have room for in the freezer.
They turned yellow.
Got to keep those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, you know?
You mean to tell me you actually expect people
to pay $1.98 for a rotten patty?
Squidward, you're right.
This instant success must be scrambling
my brains. We'll make 'em $2.98.
The molecular gastronomy incident...
Well, that wasn't familiar.
[belching]
You feeling okay?
Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.
[groaning]
What's going on?
The extra flavor tactic, which was mostly grease.
From now on, I want you to fry up two patties
for every Krabby Patty we sell.
One for the patty itself,
and the second just for the grease.
then slather the grease from the second patty
onto the first one. and verila-ah,
it's a Deluxie Krabby Patty with extra flavor.
And, of course...
The Nasty Patty.
[laughing]
Hey, hurry up with that patty!
Here you are, sir, enjoy.
Ah. Hello, delicious. Come to papa.
[buzzing]
[choking]
Listen. He ate it. Oh, look at him choke.
[laughing]
Look at him suffer.
[laughing]
But it's not all bad news at the Krusty Krab.
And even with all those mistakes,
there are some very good reasos
why the Krusty Krab is still in business.
First of all, while Krabs may be cheap,
you can't deny that he's a great businessman.
In fact, nobody's better at turning a bad situation
into a money making opportunit.
One of Plankton's schemes ended up doubling his profits.
Wow, that looks like fun.
I'll have two Krabby Patties, but don't cook them.
I'll have two frozen Krabby Patties too.
Yes, sir.
I want patty skates.
I need two patties now.
It's beautiful.
I'm selling twice as many patties,
and I don't even have to cook 'em.
This is happiest and most cost-effective day
of me whole life.
[laughing]
He turned a hole in the wall into the lucrative drive-thru.
- What the-? - Careful now.
Hey, you guys put in a drive-thru.
- We did? - Great.
I'll have three large Krabby Patties,
Krabby fries, a Krabby cola
and two extra large orders of Krabby rings.
[sniffing] Is this toothpaste?
Boy, I don't know how I think of this stuff,
but I think I got a winner.
We are putting in a drive-thru.
A drive- Oh!
He had lines out the door
when he Sponge-ified the restaurant.
Look at these, Squidward. [chuckles]
Looks like some sort of horrific shroud.
There our new Krusty Sponge napkins, extra absorbent.
[laughing]
You really need to see a doctor.
Oh, that reminds me, Squidward,
I need you to unpack these boxes.
- What's in 'em? - Condiments.
We've got tangy Spongy Sauce, and mild Bobby Sauce
- for the not so daring. - Oh, clever.
He made the place a little fancier
when he hired a new chef.
I'm turning the restaurant into one
of those fancy froo froo places
where they charged big bucks for itsy bitsy portions.
Fancy? Froo froo?
We're getting a gourmet chef in the chef exchange program,
and I'm gonna raise me prices through the roof.
[laughing]
And later turned it into a prison.
Oh, me favorite paying police lady.
Here to give me more money?
Yep, more money for more prisoners.
More prisoners?
Aye, the Krusty Krab. I used to eat here.
What a coincidence, I used to rob here.
[grunting]
So, what do you say, Mr. Krabs?
[shrieking]
I say, lock 'em up!
SpongeBob's fear of getting off the roof
turned into a second floor dining experience.
At first, I thought you were just being
a lily-livered, spineless, crybaby,
scardey-pants, invertebrate loser.
But this rooftop restaurant of yours really has
me business booming.
And the Krusty Towers added even more floors on top of tha.
Wow. What happened to the Krusty Krab?
Good morning.
The Krusty Towers is now open for business.
Krabs also saves cash anyway he can.
Sometimes by paying his employees with fake money.
Here you go, buy yourself some pretty.
Hey, this isn't money.
No, it's even better.
This is what Mr. Krabs pays me with,
Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks.
Ooh, it's all starting to catch up with me.
Or even charging them for wasting time.
What is this?!
You're making me pay you to stand at the cash register?
What is the meaning of this? Have you gone off the deep end?
There's gonna be a few changes around here.
Every time I catch you two goofing off,
I'm gonna charge ya for it.
18, 19, and 20. Here you go, Mr. K.
I think this should cover all my nonsense.
Krabs makes use of the most advanced
fast food technologies.
This here is an advanced patty control mechanism.
Here you can see our automated money handling system.
Don't touch.
These are your high quality beverage temperature devices,
imported.
This here's a prototype liquid transfer machine.
[slurping]
And, most importantly, you get your state of the art
condiment dispersal units.
Now you gonna buy something or just stand there?
Cause there's a standing fee.
And absolutely nothing goes to waste in the kitchen.
[alarm sounding]
What happened?! [gasping]
Someone tried to throw away a patty.
Pinch-o-Matic has saved you 5.2 cents.
But Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.
And tomorrow, a customer will find it under his bun.
But it's old and cold, and so very full of mold.
You're not to make another patty
until that one is sold. Understand?
But even after all of that, there's still one big reason
the Krusty Krab is still in business.
And that reason...
- Poop. - Poop?
But what does poop mean?
Watch closely. People order our patties.
Ah, poop.
Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands poop.
That's right. Despite the health hazards
and even straight up destruction,
the Krusty Krab is still in business,
mostly because people just love the Krabby Patty so much.
No matter what happens next,
rest assured that the Krusty Krab will
still be in business for many years to come.
One Krabby Patty, please.
One Krabby Patty?
Yes, sir! One Krabby Patty.
One Krabby Patty coming up.
[grunting]
Place your orders, everybody, because no one can do this job
better than me. I win!
[toilet flushing] Huh?
[grunting]
You're still out of toilet paper.