I had a pretty good year
Casey Neistat shared my parody on him
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Here are the best moments of my classic videos
In this case foreigners whose visa is expired there's only one option and I'm not joking now
I was planning to be in Argentina tracking in a nature the day of my hearing
Ladies and gentlemen, I open today's case. Is the defendant, Mr. Johnson, ready?
Yeah
Is the plaintiff, Mr. Peter, ready?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I'm here.....
But yeah, I'm here
Yeah
California
Fuck, the wind is horrible, but the view is amazing
I usually enjoy eating at the restaurant, but there is one type of server we all hate
There you go sir, enjoy
Thank you
Is everything alright?
Yes, thank you
Enjoying yourself?
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
Would you like some lemon with that?
No, no. Thanks I appreciate it
A candle?
That is not necessary
The guitar?
Let me eat my food for fuck's sake
Okay
Are you still angry sir?
HUAAAAAAH
At the hospital, I finally got to know a very famous thing about Argentina. Everything is fucking sloow.
Hello
I seriously need a treatment
I've been throwing up in the last eight hours
Eh, certainly sir. I will need your passport
Eh. Slovakia. My friend was there once.
Such a coincidence.
Do you have insurance sir?
Yeah. Travel insurance. Here.
Thank youuuuu
But the story doesn't end hereee!
See. This is my surname
I have this little shit on a top of A
Eh. Sir, what do you have here in your surname?
Does it matter? Can't you just write it without it?
There are so many disadvantages when you are short. Travelling in public transportation is a disaster
It was at this moment Peter knew he fucked up.
Peruvians are very proud of an alcohol called Pisco. They have a dispute over its origin with Chile.
Don't joke about it in front of a Peruvian.
Enjoy your Pisco, sir
So this is the famous Pisco from Chile?
No it's not from Chile. It's from Peru.
Really? I heard that best Pisco is from Chile.
Sir, you are wrong. PISCO IS FROM PERU!
I'm pretty sure that this Pisco is from Chile. You're probably lying.
I'm sorry, I'm just kidding
It is from PERU.
Well, my first name starts with a P, my surname starts with a P and I have a third P there because I have a huge pe...
NO.
There is no alcohol in Oman. It's true.
I was told that some people that like to drink solve this problem by drinking
Perfumes
So this is a new fragrance by Gucci.
It's seductive and soft with light floral touches at the end.
Yeah. I'll take it. Twenty of them.
There was one thing that kept me "entertained" in these long distance buses.
African TV shows
They are very.. Let's put it this way. Unique. The whole story revolves around HIV, AIDS or some serious sickness and the acting skills are very.....
Unique
David. I can't understand why can't we be together.
There is something serious, I can't tell you.
I sold my cow, kidney and two little sisters. Don't you think I deserve to know?
I am.....
HIV positive.
Little kids. I get it. Everyone has to start somehow but there has been an incredible rise of very young "youtubers" that do the same stuff as everyone.
Hey guys, this is Peter4782112 and today I'm doing the cinnamon challenge
So I bought the cinnamon and a.... So we got the cinnamon, we got the spoon....
This is gonna be so funny
Three
Two
One
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Condoms. I was so nervous when I was buying them for the first time. I thought that something embarrassing would happen.
Peter! Do you remember me sweetheart? Aunt Marie! You were this small when I saw you last time! How are you darling? What are you buying?
Aunt Marie it's not like that! Let me explain!
It was nice meeting you Peter
When it came to cheating, we were pretty creative in my class. We invented The Coughing Method. We just coughed number of the question we had problems with and if someone knew the answer he coughted back. Worked perfectly.
Didn't really work when the exams had 40 multiple choice questions though.
It seems we have some kind of virus here. Poor, poor children.
Another thing that annoys me sometimes is the room service. They have no sense of timing.
You look really gorgeous today.
You too.
We don't need anything right now. Thank you
Could you come later please?
No room service. Go away!
The fuck?!
Lies aren't necessarily too bad, becouse the truth can be a pretty big bitch.
Never have I ever had anal sex.
Never have I ever faked an orgasm
Never have I ever sucked a black man's cock.
Never have I ever cheated on my boyfriend.
OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!
People that act humble but they're not.
These types get on my nerves becouse fake humility is the worst thing I can imagine.
Oh. You have a guitar here.
No. I can't play guitar. Maybe just the few chords but I'm not very good at it.
I was just asking. I'm not gonna like play it. That would be totaly embarassing, right?
Maybe I'll just play some chords in the corner over there but I'm definitely not having like a concert here. Huh.
Being unavailable or secretive is apparently very attractive to girls. You know being that mysterious guy who doesn't care.
Look at the guy standing at the window
He's so mysterious
Yeah right. He's probably and artist.
He is so hot. You should talk to him.
He doesn't give a shit about me.
Oh c'mon. Let's go talk to him.
I guess I don't seem very mysterious when I ignore people.
Jesus Peter! What the hell. Are you depressed or something?
I'm mysterious okay?
Can someone please explain what's the purpose of poking on Facebook?
Apparently people poke each other as a way of saying: "Hey, I like you". But I honestly think it is used by only one type of people.
Hey, why are you poking me beautiful?
Hehehe. You don't wanna know cutiepie. EHEHE
Christmas is different in each part of the world. Last year I spent it in Argentina and you know, the hot weather, the passionate South American people.. It was definitely less conventional than back home.
Honey. Were you in church today?
Yes mom. I was at the church service in the afternoon
And. Did you read the Bible Peter?
Yea. I've read two chapters in the morning and I will read more before the dinner.
I'm glad to hear that, sweetheart. We all wish you Merry Christmas full of joy and happiness.
Merry Christmas to all of you too. I love you. Bye
LET'S PARTY!
He forgot to hang up.
Let's pray.
Let me know in the comments below which video was your favorite and what do you like or dislike about my videos. This is the time for your 2016 feedback and it would help me alot.
Thanks to every single one of my 62.000 subscribers and happy new year 2017. Let's hope it's better than 2016 'cause the fucking youtube algorithm is just pissing......
Happy new year!