- Today, you are in for a treat.
- And by treat, we mean, - And so are we.
- you're gonna enjoy our pain probably.
(choral singing)
- UNiDAYS approached us and asked us to do a video
to help promote their Freshers campaign this year.
What are you doing? (beeps)
If you're a student, you're probably well aware
of what UNiDAYS is.
If you aren't or you're going to uni,
UNiDAYS is a free platform to help you get discounts
and being ex-students, I can honestly swear
that I'm up to no good.
So Just Eat makes ordering take away so much easier.
You can order online,
just use your post codes so you can find what's around you
and then your UNiDAYS account
to get 10 percent off your Just Eat order.
- You can get things like Indian,
you can get Chinese, you can get Italian,` which is pizza.
(beeps)
We have a selection of spicy dishes.
- This has got jalapeno stuffed crust,
hot Tabasco sauce base, jalapenos, other peppers.
What is this, broccoli?
- Spinach. I was like, let's make it healthy.
If they don't know the answer to the question,
they pick a number out of this--
- Tupperware.
- Tupper, Tupperware. - Tupper.
- These numbers correspond to a dish
that will be of a varying level of spiciness.
- Okay.
- Do students spend more on food or alcohol
during their freshers week?
- Food, hundred percent.
'Cause alcohol...
my theory is that alcohol is cheaper,
they use student bars 'cause they know that everyone's--
- You know that's not true.
- Is it food?
- No.
82 pounds a week is spent on alcohol,
- Okay. 40 pounds spent on food,
36 pounds on new clothes,
and 28 pounds on take away. - I clearly had different
priorities to everyone else, so, number seven.
- That is what?
- Number seven, they're over there I need to get them.
This is prawns, sweet uh, spicy--
(yells loudly)
(laughs)
What the hell?
(squealing) (beeps)
- Got some onions.
(heavy breathing) (laughs quietly)
- Right, Sammy. - (mumbles) Right.
- At university, and actually to this day,
what was my go-to take away?
- Indian.
- No. (loud buzzing)
- Yes, it is. - Chinese.
- You never have Chinese, you prefer--
(beeps)
A star.
Pizza.
If you eat too much pizza, this is what you turn into.
- A very happy Italian chef.
I assume he's Italian, probably isn't.
- Down the pizza.
Is it hot?
It's got chilli jam in it.
Can you taste the heat?
Kind of really want some.
Is it hot?
- How much weight, on average,
do freshers put on in their first year?
It's about balance, guys.
Answer.
What's the average weight? - See look, this.
Now this weighs the same.
- That's not how you balance.
- One stone.
- Mm-Mm. (loud buzzing)
- One half?
- Alright, you've said your answer.
Students on average put on two stones--
- Are you kidding me?
- in their freshers year. - Dude, you called me.
- Four.
I'm gonna wipe it in chili.
- Oh, it looks so hot.
I know I've had spice--
(beeps)
Oh, it so hot-- - This is gettin' weird.
Talk to me.
(breathes out loudly) (Sammy laughs)
Mine-- - Can you smell the heat?
(loud groaning)
What was the weirdest place
that I had a take away delivered to and where was it?
- The library and it was a pizza.
(bell rings)
At uni, we were doing uni studies
in the library, obviously--
- You don't really do much else in the library.
- What was my favorite go-to dish in the first year?
It included beef,
and I only made it because I couldn't make any others.
- Shepherd's Pie.
(claps) - Yeah.
(bell rings) - Bitch!
- I bet Mary Berry could cook up a mean--
- Don't-- - Shepherd's Pie.
- blaspheme Mary Berry.
And don't do that.
Don't do that.
- This is a question we should both know.
How much uni debt do we still need to pay off?
- Like, 27 grand. (laughs)
- Specifically.
- No, I don't know specifically, 'cause I've tried to for--
(beeps) What floor
and room number did I live in the first year?
- You were floor three.
- Yeah.
- 301.
(bell rings)
- I doubt you know. (Sammy laughs loudly)
You can eat something anyway.
(loud buzzing) (Sammy groans quietly)
Here's Hot and Sour Tofu Soup.
He (makes beeping noises).
- Don't ever--
- Doesn't look it's hot enough,
so what we're going to do is just put that in.
And that, just gonna, (makes beeping noise)
(beeps)
- (makes choking noise) It's up my nose! It's like,
(coughs loudly)
- Just wanna make it as uncomfortable as possible.
(Sammy laughs) (beeps)
- We both went to the same uni halls,
how much though, was our rent a week?
You have to get at least the correct pound.
- At halls? - Yes.
- Pound? - Yep.
- No, that's a massive ask.
I have to be within the same ten, right?
- No.
- A hundred and fifty.
- Now you saw the state of our halls?
- Yeah. - It's not 150 quid a week.
- 70 quid a week.
- Ya didn't just half in price either.
(laughs) (loud buzzing)
- A Star of Peter ice cream,
(laughing) it's the second time I've got it.
I'm having the ice cream! - No, no!
This is one of the cold dishes we got,
and we had to store it in the fridge.
Uh, it's--
- Kimchi.
- I'll choose it. - No!
- No, you fed me the-- - Stop feeding me!
It's weird.
Bottom's up.
That's burning me already. (Sammy laughs)
- Tell me, is it hot? - Mmm-hmmm.
- Is it burning?
- I have to do it, half.
That one's not as bad.
- Isn't it? - No.
- Tell me, talk to me.
- Like, it's like (air hissing)
and then your like (air hissing)
How much does the average student spend on take away a year?
- Each week or like? - So a year.
It means like, 365 days.
- 800. - Nope.
- Less or more? - Less than 800.
- 600.
- (sighs) You're wrong.
(loud buzzing) You've been wrong three times
in ten minute. - What was it?
- 295 pounds.
That was also-- - Is that it?
- [Both] Two.
- Number two. - But in Niki's childlike
writing it looks like a four.
- Thai Salad. - That's...
That is, I have a biscuit or peanut.
- Go, go, go-go, go, go, go...
We like to eat with sound.
- There was a café - Yeah.
- on the Southlands Campus
- Uh-Huh. - at our uni.
What was it called and what did it serve?
- It was called Southlands...
it was called something, but they served like
wedges is mainly what I got.
- It was called Piri Piri Chicken,
(loud buzzing) and it served
Piri Piri Chicken.
- This is cucumber something smack,
it's called smack.
- No, it's called...
No, we're not eatin' smack. (beeps)
This is called Smacked Cucumber.
So what they do,
is they take the vegetable and beat it, hey.
(easy listening jazz music)
- Ready? - Okay.
(yells loudly)
(Sammy laughs quietly)
- Let us know in the comments if you know what--
- Kimchi is. - Kimchi is.
- I've had it before and it's never looked like that.
- By the time the video goes up, I would've googled it,
but it's good for interaction, so get involved.
- Ya know, comment down below something.
Thanks to UNiDAYS for sponsoring this video.
What you need to do is click the link down below
to sign up for a UNiDAYS account,
and you'll in with a chance of winning one of five,
that's five, 50 pound vouchers for Just Eat.
That's a lot of take away food by the way.
- You need to verify your account to be entered,
so make sure you check your email
to log into the university portal.
- If you're having trouble,
make sure you send UNiDAYS a tweet or a Facebook message,
'cause they're down with the kids.
You're not mister moneybags at uni,
so any discount you can get is a good one.
- And remember to give this video a like,
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- Follow me on Twitter, because genuinely,
I'm probably the funniest person you don't follow.
- Amelia's gonna be the one that holds our team back.
- I agree, I agree.
She's a liability.
I was quite worried about her to be honest.
- I mean, I'm happy with the teams (laughing),
I'm just, um (laughs)
I'm just so-- - Alright.