- Oklahoma, a great musical, was it Rogers and Hammerstein?
- Oklahoma!
- Oh, where the wind comes in.
- Where the town names are hard to say.
- Oklahoma town names!
- Eucha.
- Echall?
- It's gonna be like Oshey, I know somebody named Oshey.
- Echa?
- Ucha.
- Oh my God, there's only five letters,
it can't be that hard.
- Ucha.
- Ucaw.
- Honestly, no idea, oo-cha.
- Hobart, like hobo art, art for hobos.
- Hobert.
- Hobart, that's people's first name in my family.
- Habart.
- Hubart.
- If Oklahoma really wants to be a Southern state,
it would pronounce this hoh-bart, correct.
- Ouachita dot com.
- Wocha, whochita.
- Oh, you cheata.
- Aquachita.
- Oh, see I want to say oakahatche, that's not right.
- Look's like a menu item.
- Quchita, oh that's not a Q, it's not a Q!
- Bruschetta, now you're Italian, deal.
- Wash-uh-tuh, what the world, Wash-uh-tuh, okay?
- Chihota.
- Chicotah.
- Checta.
- Checotta.
- Checatah
- Chicatah.
- Chicatoe.
- Oh, chicka-toh-toh.
- Y'all do this just to laugh at folks.
- She-koh-tah (laughs), guys they're not going show
where I actually get them right.
- Bocheeto.
- Beohkaycheto.
- I wish I had some Cheetos right now.
- Hawk, maybe the B is silent?
- I feel like I'm in another country right now.
- Bokchoy is not the correct answer.
- Okcheeto.
- Boxchito.
- Bok, bok, bok, bok, bokcheeto.
- I don't know.
- Bohk-cheat-uh.
- (laughs) battiest, that's me, the grandma.
- You the baddest girl in town.
- Child, I'm the battiest.
- Bateeist.
- Batiste?
- Batieist?
- Everybody's crazy in battiest.
- Batest?
- We're just batty people.
- You know it's bad when I can't
get past the first syllable.
- Can I buy a vowel?
- But, that's not how you say it.
It's Batieist.
- Oh, Lord, my heart.
- Buh-teest, like Batista, the wrestler.
- Bachelor party, bachelorette?
- Bacne (laughs).
- I think it's bike.
- Bach.
- Bocce, bachkay, batte.
- The bouche.
- I was like, this looks like a
fancy word but I bet it's not.
It's Batch.
- Batch, what?
High-five, woot woot.
- Batch, please!
- Sounds like the little pod things.
- Hold up, hold up, (mumbles) arplar.
- Arple, I'm saying the same word over and over.
- This looks like repel.
- Armpit-lar?
- Apelar.
- Arplane, arf, alf.
- Ar-pay-ler, oh man, I'm getting good at this.
- Oh, I'm so chilly.
- Akylie.
- Akill, I kill.
- Achille's heel, right, no?
- Achile?
- Akillie seems reasonable.
- Akillies, Achilis.
- It has nothing to do with a Greek term?
- Atch-uh-lee.
- Actually, that's the name of the thing, it's actually.
- That sounds like a ghetto name.
- Chicasha.
- Asechicka.
- Is it even a chick?
Is there even a cheep cheep cheep in there?
- See I want to say chickasaw.
- I'm sure there's some chic ladies in Oklahoma.
Chichasha?
- Chicafillet.
- Chick-uh-shay, chick-uh, chick-uh,
chick-uh, chick-uh-shay.
- We're going to Miami.
- Why'd I do this because I know that ain't Miami.
- How can you missay Miami?
- Miam-I?
- Miami is Miami.
- There's a Miami, Florida, there's a Miami, Ohio.
- It's meami or my-am-uh.
- My-am-uh, welcome to my-am-uh.
That didn't have the same ring to it.
- My-am-uh, Oklahoma, I can just hear
a little old lady saying that.
- Is Oklahoma south?
- Because Oklahoma is not in the South!
- I believe you are in the south.
I mean unless you don't want to be.
- But it does sit on top of Texas.
- So, you know what, you are a Southern
state because we get each other.
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- I do want to go on record and say that I do know how
to pronounce August Osage County.
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