-[singing]: Pear-share, Pear-share
Why don't you have any hair, Pear
-Oh no. He's singing about things he sees again.
-Grapey-grape, Grapey-grape, so evil like Severus Snape
Midget Apple, Midget Apple--
-Stop singing!
-Get him mad and
he'll try to grapple
Banana shadow, banana shadow
is way taller than Midget Apple [laughs]
-Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait,
there's no banana here.
-Yah-huh.
What do you call that?
-There hasn't been a banana in the kitchen since--
-It is I, Dr. Bananas, back from the dead!
-[screams]
-And now,
with the aid of my Spice-twice Splice machine,
I'll be properly reattached in no time! Hit it girls.
-[singing]: When two become one
[electronic whir]
-Huhh?
-Whoa! Looks like you're only half off for a limited time. [laughs]
-If you think that was amazing,
I can't wait to show you my Shrinky-Dinky, Fruitalizer-Minimizer.
Only 15.99-95
-Why are there extra numbers?
That's not even a real price.
-This machine will shrink anything down to 1/100 its original size.
[electrostatic discharge] [grogs]
-Whoa! What was that?
-Looks like he's gone Banana splits-o-phrenic. [laughs]
-Yay! I love banana splits!
-Are you ready? [grogs]
-Wait, we didn't say that--
-Here we go!
[energy beam] [simultaneous yells]
-Whoa, look at me, I'm ripped!
Guys! Guys?
[pew! pew-pew-pew!] -Awesome, I guess it worked.
-Looks like he wasn't such a half-brain after all. [laughs]
-You mean he shrunk us and now we're tiny?
-What're you crying about?
You should be used to this by now.
[laughs]
-Hey!
-Oh boy, look, a unicorn!
-[roars deeply] -[simultaneous screams]
-And all this can be yours for only--
Hey, where'd they go?
-You shrunk them, dummy.
-But if they're shrunken,
they can't buy my Shrinky- Dinky Fruitalizer-Minimizer,
for only 15.99-95.
[static discharge]
-So unshrink them already.
I've got better things to do.
[flirtatiously]: Hello ladies.
[unison titters]
-Yay! I'm going to ride it!
-Marshmallow, it's not a unicorn, it's a giant germ!
-Jeez Pear, stop being such a giant germaphobe. [laughs]
-Giddy-up Unicorn, yay! -[roars]
-Whoa, looks like we'd better booger out of here!
[simultaneous yells] -(Marshmallow) Yay!
-The Biggy-Wiggy
Fruitalizer-Maximizer should bring them back to normal.
-Whoa, whoa-whoa.
How do we know it won't kill them like all your other inventions?
-Good point. I'd better test it out first. Hey you!
-[yells] [bursts!]
-(group) Eww!
-You'll be fine!
[quietly]: He won't be fine.
Oh great, that guy owed me five bucks!
-Looks like I had the Biggy-Wiggy
Fruitalizer-Maximizer set to explode
rather than expand.
-Why is that even an option?
[electric surge]
-That ought to do the trick.
-Hey, seriously, as a friend-- you should see a doctor.
-Well, well, well. Looky what we got here.
I ain't never seen no crumbs like this before.
-We're not crumbs, we're fruit.
-We don't take kindly to your kind around here.
-Looks like we've walked into a crummy situation. [laughs]
Get it, crumb-y?
-I don't get it. Let's get them.
-Wait, kill Midget Apple first!
-[growls] It's Little Apple!
-What's that?
-It's like an apple, but only more midget-ey.
-[grumbles]
-No, I mean that.
-(Marshmallow) Whoa! Wee! [group screams]
[energy beam]
-Whoa!
-I can't believe it. We're back to normal size!
-Well, except for Midget Apple.
He's still a little small. [laughs]
-And me, see how good I look?
-Whoops, sorry. [electronic whir]
-Oh no, the fatness returns!
-(group) Eww!
-I did it! [electronic surge]
My invention worked!
So take that. And it can all be yours for spleventy-third-23!
-I don't know. This whole situation wasn't very a-peel-ing.
[laughs] Hey, where's Marshmallow?
-Over here, wee!
[simultaneous screams]
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