who is the fastest person in the world
who earns a living from punching and strangling other men?
-(LAUGHTER) -To help us find out,
please welcome Anthony Joshua and Bill Goldberg!
(CHEERING)
Bloody hell.
They're getting nearer!
-How the hell are you? -I'm well. You?
-Very well. How are you? -How are you, sir?
I'm very well. Do...
It's the land of the giants!
(CHEERING)
-Ah, look at that! -JEREMY: You can feel the oestrogen, can't you?
This... It's like Loose Women .
-(LAUGHTER) -What?
And for the first time in my life I actually feel like a midget.
-(LAUGHTER) -Yeah.
No, I mean, this guy, he's... Well, you're... But he's...
-Massive. He's a unit. -How tall are you?
-"A unit"! Thank you. -He's a unit.
Yeah, he is, but you're, what, six...
Six-six.
Yeah, I think that's just ridiculous, personally. Erm...
See, I've been hit in the head with chairs too many times.
I used to be 6'6". I'm only 6'3" now.
The make-up girl was saying she's never seen a head with more scars on it.
-I'll take that as a compliment. -(LAUGHTER)
Can we talk about cars? This being a car show.
-Yes. -Please.
Now you both started with General Motors.
You - I think we've got a picture of it - with a Pontiac Trans Am.
-ANTHONY: Is that what you started with? -That's what he started with.
And you started with a General Motors car, which was a Vauxhall Astra.
(LAUGHTER)
-Nice! -Do you like it?
It's almost like if somebody said,
"What's the difference, then, between America and Britain? You speak the same language."
-Well, there it is: the Astra and the Trans Am. -ANTHONY: There it is.
Er... And you both modified cars.
-To a certain degree. -To a certain degree.
To an extreme degree.
One of yours, you put an 800-horsepower NASCAR motor in.
Anthony, you modified your Astra because you put a DVD player in it.
(LAUGHTER)
Right, we're going to talk about your laps.
-How was it out there? -It's not easy. It was fun, though.
You say it's not easy. Would anyone like to see a clip of Anthony finding it not easy?
AUDIENCE: Yes.
OK, this is the last corner. It's a 90-right, OK?
-And here comes Anthony... -Oh, great. -...not making it look easy.
(TYRES SQUEAL)
(ANTHONY LAUGHS)
JEREMY: That is a wide line through there, Anthony.
So you saw what I did and tried to copy me, right? Ah!
-(ANTHONY LAUGHS) -Well, it's funny you should say that.
Because you know they say everything is bigger and more impressive
when it's American than if it's British?
-Would you like-- -Play the clip!
-JEREMY: Exactly. -(LAUGHTER)
JEREMY: That is some serious speed. (LAUGHS)
Oh, no!
-Yes! -(CHEERING)
-Let's see Bill's. Let's have a look at Bill's lap. -BILL: Eurgh!
Anthony Joshua, you're next, mother-(BLEEP).
(LAUGHTER)
(YELLS)
JEREMY: And there he goes! He is underway.
Looking good. Oh, cutting the corner nicely.
Now, you should slow through here a little bit.
BILL: First time I've ever been on the right-hand side. JEREMY: The correct side.
That's actually very tightly done.
I drive like a (BLEEP) old lady around here.
JEREMY: Now it gets really slippery when you rejoin the Tarmac.
That is an amazing line through there.
Let's see if I've got some balls and stay in this.
JEREMY: Oh, that's quick. Are we quick...
That does look flat through there.
And now coming up to the tricky last corner. Well, tricky for you two.
And... Yeah, there he is. And across the line, everybody!
-Who'd like to see Anthony's lap? -(CHEERING)
Let's have a look.
BILL: Was there any ice out there? JEREMY: Like that sound.
Come on! Give me some power.
JEREMY: They've all been dry pretty much so far. You see, that's--
ANTHONY: It looks nice and smooth round there. JEREMY: With you driving.
ANTHONY: (LAUGHS) You're going fast round there.
JEREMY: Right, now, we're about to head onto the gravel.
Now, you see, you pick up speed here all of a sudden,
for no reason that anyone can understand.
Exuberant through there.
Oh! No, don't do this! Yes!
(LAUGHTER)
And now...
Yep.
Tighter line. No, a tighter line through there.
And now we're coming up to the last corner.
Yes. And there we are, everyone. He's made it, too.
(CHEERING)
That's brilliant.
Right, I have the times.
(BILL CHUCKLES)
-Act like you don't care. -(LAUGHTER)
-I'm in anticipation. -Bill Goldberg...
One...
..twenty...
..point-four.
So that's... Yeah. No, that's worthy of a round of applause.
-It's not the fastest we've ever seen. -ANTHONY: One minute, 20.4?
One minute, 20.4.
Good. Good time. That's a good time.
Good thing about you two is you're not competitive.
(LAUGHTER)
Anthony Joshua: One...
..eighteen-point-seven.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
BILL: Good time, yeah!
Congratulations. Congratulations.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Goldberg and - I better read this out -
the world's fastest person who makes a living
by punching or strangling other men, Anthony Joshua!
(CHEERING)