- Which exclusive club do Demi Moore and I
allegedly belong to?
- Oh, does this have something, is this dirty?
- What kind of club? Mile high?
[all laugh]
[whimsical music]
- I'm Tom Hollander.
- I'm Chloë Sevigny.
- I'm Diane Lane.
- I'm Naomi Watts.
- I'm Molly Ringwald.
- And, we're playing, "How well do you know each other?"
for "Vanity Fair."
What activity did Jennifer Coolidge catch me doing
on "The White Lotus?"
- Oh! - Picking your nose.
- No, having sex with a man!
[Molly laughs]
- Eating a chip butty.
♪ One up the butty ♪ - Well, exactly.
♪ one up the bum ♪ [Molly laughs]
♪ One up the butty ♪ - Okay, you're writing it,
♪ And no harm done ♪ - this is absurd.
- Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?
- [Molly Ringwald] Having sex with a man.
- Learning my lines.
- [Group] Oh!
- I thought it was in like-
- In character, she did - Oh, as him.
- definitely catch me doing anal.
- All right, we're already - Are we allowed to say that?
- playing this wrong. [Molly and Naomi laugh]
- Chloë gets one! - So, which one?
- Learning your lines? - What is it?
- No, having sex with a man.
Mine's a joke answer. - Okay.
- Which series did I win a BAFTA for?
- "Pride and Prejudice."
- Oh, no, wait. - Should have done, no.
- All of the above. [Naomi laughs]
- There was a-
- Oh, wait.
- "White Lotus?"
- No.
- "The Night Manager?"
- Yes!
[group cheers]
[bell dings]
- I'm so happy somebody's winning!
- Who in the cast would be most likely to beat me in a duel?
- [Chloë And Molly] Diane.
- Wow. - Oh!
[Chloe laughs] - I'll take it.
- That's amazing, because that is what I was gonna write.
- Me and Molly are tied.
- I don't get any points for that, by the way.
- [Tom] That's amazing.
[whimsical music]
- How many novels have I written?
- Four. - Three.
- I was gonna say written, or translated, or both?
- You're on it, Chloe. It just says written.
- I read one that Molly translated,
from the French.
- Bien fait!
- So is it one, or is there more?
- Chloe gets it.
- Woo! [bell dings]
I read it. I loved it.
Recommend it.
- What is my favorite city in the world?
[Chloe And Tom] Paris.
- New York.
[Molly chuckles]
- Paris.
[bell dings]
- I'm on the board, finally.
- Which exclusive club do Demi Moore and I
allegedly belong to?
- Oh, does this have something, is this dirty?
- [Naomi Watts] What kind of club?
- [Diane Lane] Is it a BP?
- Mile high?
[all laugh]
- Naomi Watts. - Reputations,
- torched on this show!
- Is it working with a specific director?
- No.
- [Chloë Sevigny] Is it?
- Wait, I don't think
- you could do - Sleeping with a
- 20 questions. - certain someone.
- Yeah!
- We need a clue.
- It's a made up club.
- Oh, I know! The Brat Pack.
- Ding ding ding ding! - Oh yes,
- that's right! Oh, my God!
- I said BP!
- That was good!
- I was trying to be demure,
- I said BP - You did say BP.
- She said BP straightaway.
- [Producer] All right,
- Diane gets one, too. - Oh, Diane gets one, too!
- Oh, give me a half a point
- for that, at least. - That was really good.
[bell dings] - I didn't have the courage
to yell it out.
[whimsical music]
- Okay, what is my biggest pet peeve?
- That's hard.
- [Naomi Watts] Yeah, it is hard, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm just gonna take a leap.
- Go on.
- Ageism.
- It's not, but that would've been
- a good one. - Good, Diane.
- That's a really good one! - That would've been.
- I went for something more superficial. But that's-
- People talking during takes?
- It's a great one, too.
[all laugh]
- I wanna see all the above.
People who chew gum.
Audibly.
- Homophobia?
- That's a good one, too.
But someone stealing your park.
It's just a peeve. Not a-
- Stealing your park?
- Your car park, your space.
- [Group] Oh!
- I'm on set. - You know, when you are like
- going in, and then. - I was totally on set.
- Somebody stole Central Park for me, I was.
- Too hard.
Okay, what is my biggest fear?
- Oof, fear.
- Reviews?
[all laugh] - That's a great one.
- Yes. Failure and irrelevance.
- Spiders?
- Oh, phobias, phobias. - Arachnophobia.
- Close.
- Mice.
- Ah, close. Reptiles? - Cockroaches?
Rabbits?
- [Molly And Chloe] Sharks.
- Snakes. - Rabbits?
- [Molly And Chloe] Wow!
- I said reptile.
♪ I don't like spider snakes ♪
- Okay, this one you'll be able to answer.
Who would I want to play me in a biopic?
- Wow.
- And, I'm quite young in this biopic.
[all laugh]
- Oh, Florence Pugh.
- Okay. - She's good.
- The Irish actress. - She knows her.
- Yes. - Yes.
- I can't say it! - Saoirse Ronin?
- [Tom Hollander] Saoirse Ronin.
- I get that! [bell dings]
- [Tom] That's a good one for you.
- I didn't write, and how can you
- spell her name, so. - Oh, you got it.
[all laugh]
- Oh, yeah, that.
- Saoirse. - Yeah, that's a better fit.
- Every vowel.
[whimsical music]
- What was my first non-acting job?
- Usher. - I'd say-
- fashion? - Playground?
- Model? - Being a model?
- [Naomi Watts] Babysitting.
- Model in the Fiorucci window?
- Close. Swept the clay tennis courts
at a club that I did not belong.
- Wow. - Fifth grade.
- Yeah, we weren't gonna remember
that specific. - It's so specific.
- That was very specific. Okay, who is my fashion icon?
Oof. See, this is gonna be a.
- Can we have a clue?
- Yeah, old Hollywood glamour.
- Deitrich, Marlene. - Yep!
- Wow! - She nailed that.
[bell dings] - [Chloe] Ding, ding, ding.
- Look at you. - That was amazing.
- That was a total. - Wow.
- What is my most prized possession?
- Your baby. - Yeah, your kid.
- Ding, ding, ding.
[bell rings] Vanya.
- Naomi wins my round. I like that.
- I know this woman. - And, I think Ryan is here.
- [Ryan] I'm here.
- To get in the hot seat?
- [Ryan] I'm coming in the hot seat.
- Oh, my God!
- [Diane Lane] I figured as much.
- I hope these are very hot burning questions.
[group laughs]
- [Diane Lane] Very pressing of the day.
[whimsical music]
- What's the crime I'm most likely to be convicted for?
- Tax evasion?
[all laugh]
- Molly gets to it. - No, no.
- What do I write about all the time?
- [Chloë Sevigny] Plagiarism?
- No. - Murder?
- Murder!
- [Naomi Watts] I was just gonna say,
"Serial killer." - I said it first!
- Wow, passions. - I swear I did.
[bell dings] - Play the tape back,
I said it first.
- Who was the last person I called on my cell phone?
- Called.
- Called. - Simon Halls?
- No.
- Charles Sapong.
- No.
- Robbie Banks? - It's a tie.
- No.
- Your child?
- [Naomi Watts] So two people were on the-
- One.
- Wait, your child and David?
- No.
- One of your other children. - Your decorator?
- Close.
- Your art buyer.
- No.
- Your significant other?
- No, it was Demi and my oldest child.
- Oh, wow.
We would never have got that. - It's a glamorous combo.
- What is my
- astrological sign? - Gemini.
- Wow. - Never.
[Molly laughs] - Scorpio.
- He's gotta be fire! - The speed, the speed.
- Triple Scorpio! - Me too!
- Oh, triple Scorpio! - Triple Scorpio.
- Okay, which swan do I want to be?
And which swan am I the most like, in my real life?
- Wow. - Whoa.
- Aspire for C.Z.
Actually are
- [Chloe And Diane] Slim.
[Ryan laughs]
- Yeah, I say Babe and Slim.
- Okay.
- I would-
- I would have said Babe, yeah.
- But, but who does - But Babe, you want to be.
- I say C.Z. and Slim.
- Fascinating. I'll do aspire to be.
- Babe. - Babe!
- And the most like, for a reason, I'll tell you.
- C.Z. - C.Z.
- [Group] Oh!
- We all got it kinda flip de dooed!
- [Ryan] I like gardening,
and I like gloves! - I got Babe.
- I was gonna say, it's veggies!
- Veggies.
[all laugh]
- [Ryan] Veggies. So that's my questions.
[whimsical music]
- My hands are shaking. Wow, I'm nervous.
How many languages can I speak?
- Three. - One.
- No, two. - Four. Four.
- I love you! - I know!
- She's right. [all laugh]
- How many? - Two.
- What's the other language? - I got that one.
- French. - Just some French.
- It's not just. - Dos.
Now, that's cheating, 'cause it's really three.
- [Naomi Watts] How many novels have I written?
- I can speak two languages. - Trick question.
- Oh, for which film was I nominated for an Oscar?
- Political- - "Unfaithful!"
- "Unfaithful." - "Unfaithful."
- "Unfaithful"
is the answer to the question [bell dings]
with my bad penmanship.
Okay. What is my weirdest on set habit?
I can't wait to hear the answers to this.
- Uh, ear pods.
- Ear pods?
- Ear pods between scenes.
- Interesting. - That's not so weird.
- It's not weird, it's just a behavior.
- I think that it's slippers.
- I like it. - Slippers.
- Bringing your own cooler full of food and milk.
- Oh, yeah, so far all of these are true.
Bring my own food.
- Do you really?
- Yeah, I'm bad.
- Is that because you hate craft service food?
- I mean, I need to eat for energy,
not for what I would eat if I were given the options.
So we'll just stick with these.
Bring your own food and bring your slippers.
[bell dings] - That's good.
- Yes. That's it.
[all cheer] - Chloë!
- So did you win win? - Oh that's right,
Oh, yes, I got this lovely little statue!
- [Ryan] Is he chocolate?
- [Chloe] No.
- Don't bite him and find out he's not!
- Plastic.
- Thanks everybody. - Thanks, "Vanity Fair."
- Thank you. - Thanks for watching.
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