(big band music)
(beat boxing)
- My name is Dennis.
And I'm a menace.
- Ay, ay!
- That's all I got.
So I'm done.
Good beat.
Ooh, there's more.
(scratching sound effect)
Done.
♫ Out of all the holes
♫ That Scott has got
♫ The one he's got
♫ That I find hot
♫ Is his belly button mmm
♫ I'm a glutton for that button
♫ Mm-Hmm
♫ A glutton (laughing) for that button
♫ Mm-Hmm
- [Morgan] Hey, what?
- [Announcer] Live on tape from Orlando, Florida,
it's Morgan Evans!
(applauding)
- Hello, hello everybody!
And welcome to the Teen Wolf After After Show.
The show recently voted
the Web Show With The Least Reliable Guests.
I'm your host, Morgan Evans,
and Mr. Tom Hanks!
Will not be coming tonight.
That checks out.
It's 'cause of the least reliable guest thing.
So, you know, Teen Wolf is always known
for its steamy romances.
You know what else it's known for?
Being too darn dark!
I can't see a damn thing!
Wow, they should call this show, Exterior Night.
You know what I mean?
How 'bout shootin' somethin' during the day for once,
so I can see it with my eyes!
Good lord, it's dark.
(tepid clapping)
Well, we got a great show for you tonight.
But first things first, a message from our sponsors.
So (beep)ing dark!
- [Announcer] Tonight's episode of the Teen Wolf
After After Show is brought to you by Info Dumps!
- I've been missing for three months and no one came for me.
- That's what the Ghost Riders do.
They erase you.
- Ghost Riders?
Ghost Riders of the Wild Hunt?
- Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
- Of course I know what you're talking about.
(sighs)
Of course I know what you're talking about.
They ride the lightening.
- [Announcer] When you've got lots of exposition
to throw down, but you don't got the time, just dump it!
Everyone loves an info dump!
Unless you're a (beep).
(twinkling)
- And now it's time for the top four times Ryan Kelley
has said, "Oh, shoot! I piddled in my tight little jeans!"
We've all been there.
What's up everybody?
Welcome to this season of the Teen Wolf After After Show.
We've got some amazing--
- Aw, shoot!
I piddled in my tight little jeans!
- Did you get that?
So you got the sides, you're all good?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Okay cool.
So just memorize those, I'll be back in like 10 minutes.
- Yeah, give me 15.
- Alright, 15, perfect.
- No Stiles, you will not do that to me.
(pissing sound)
Oh, shoot.
I piddled in my tight little jeans!
Woo!
Another successful piss in the toilet.
(pissing sound)
Ah, shoot.
I piddled in my tight little jeans!
- So you just gotta look into camera, say,
"Fandom Awards, thanks so much, we really appreciate it,"
that sort of thing.
- Got it. - Awesome.
- What's up, Fandom Awards, (pissing sound)
oh shoot, I piddled in my tight little jeans!
(bell ringing)
- We can use that.
Right?
- And now it's time for the part of the show
where I sit down with the cast of Teen Wolf, and say
"Man, does it feel good to sit down.
"My dogs are barking."
(dogs barking)
(Morgan gasps)
Daddy's gonna have to do an interview now!
Yes, I am!
I wuv you!
Who's my good boys?
I wuv my good boys!
I wuv my good boys.
(dogs barking)
Let's just get right into it.
Does that sound good?
- Yeah!
- Alright, it's the last season of Teen Wolf,
does it feel weird to be back on set?
- No.
- [Morgan] No.
- It feels like it usually does.
We love each other.
It's a great show.
And ...
It's bittersweet, though.
- Yeah, just got a few questions from Twitter,
if that's alright?
- Yeah!
- Okay great!
This one's from @wannabeinfinite.
They say, "Have you got any advice for young, female
"teenagers on how to be more confident?"
- Yeah, that's gonna make me cry.
You're asking me?
- Yeah.
- Well, what would Malia do?
Malia would just be honest.
She'd be honest about what her likes and dislikes are.
And she'd find a group of people that maybe
have the same opinions as her.
And, you know, just enjoy life!
- Yeah, surround yourself with good people
and they'll bring confidence out sometimes.
- Yeah, and don't listen to actresses like me, who ...
(Morgan laughs)
- See, now you're not being confident, and they're like,
you know what I mean?
- I own the fact that I may not give the best advice.
- See, that's very confident.
- That's confident.
'Cause I can admit that.
- So you can be confident in many ways, right?
- Yes.
- I think that's good advice.
- I think so. - For sure.
So last season, we got to see your ancestors in France.
What was it like shooting all those
period pieces last season?
- That wasn't me.
- Oh, okay.
Um, hmm.
That's strange.
So what have you been up to?
Do you still act?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay cool.
Okay, so how have things changed since your character
was killed off the show?
- Malia's not dead.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
Are you, you're Crystal Reed, right?
- No.
- Really, wait.
Okay, so if you're not Crystal, who are you?
- Hi, my name is Shelley.
- Hey Shelley, how's it goin'?
- I'm great.
- Woah, fun!
Cool, so okay, so who do you play?
(Shelley sighs)
Should I move on?
- Yeah.
- So, it's the last season of the show.
Are you trying to take it all in, or are you just like,
"No, let me just act, and then I'll think about it later."
- It's gonna be pretty emotional.
This job is, I wouldn't even call it a job.
It's just been, this show has just been a huge part
of our lives and I haven't even been here since day one.
But they treated me like I have been here since day one.
I just feel so lucky and it's just been fun.
We do (beep) like this, which is sometimes fun.
(Morgan laughs)
The show is great.
It's something we're all really proud of.
I'm really gonna miss the people.
- Do you feel like Teen Wolf is a family?
- I do.
- Like the Mason family?
Do you know how I would like to see Teen Wolf end?
- Please, tell me.
- I'd like to see all the main cast, the people we've known
and loved for many, many years.
They're all hanging out in the apartment
that they all shared.
One by one, they start taking their keys out
and they set it on the counter,
and then they walk out of the apartment.
Push in on all the keys.
- That's Friends.
- Is that how Friends ended?
- Yeah.
- Well, musta worked.
Real quick, before you go.
Will you sign this big sheet of paper?
- Sure.
Just anything?
- Mm-Hmm.
Your name.
And that's your legal signature.
- Yeah.
- Got it.
Thank you very much, Shelley.
Thanks so much for coming on!
- Yeah, thank you!
(big band music)
- It's recurring.
It keeps happening
night after night, some nights I get a break from it,
but I can't make sense.
There's noise and there's a lot of people
and there's lights.
- Tell me more about your mother.
- My mother?
No, no, no, no.
It doesn't have anything to do with her.
- What about your sister?
I'm tryna date.
Is there anybody you can introduce me to?
- Uh, my father?
- Okay.
- He's six-foot two.
- Eh, won't work.
- Oh.
(twinkling)
- And now it's time for one of our patented moving picture
with sounds.
Let's enjoy this witchery, shall we?
- My name's Scott Davis,
I'm the horse wrangler on this show.
(music)
Every horse has a different job.
The cast horse, he's usually the calm horse
for your actors to be around all the time.
And your stunt horse is more of a tougher horse.
He runs better.
The stunt guys can ride him and stuff.
He's more your action horse.
(action music)
(neighing)
(whip cracking)
Keeping the horses safe is the number one priority always.
They want horses running through the fog and the dust
and everything and blood on them, then that's what we do.
The next day we might be driving to a carriage
or the next day they might be doing a rear
or have a horse laying down or retrieving something.
It could be anything, just like training a movie dog.
90% of their job is standing here waiting
to go to work every day.
You go in for five minutes of work
and you stand here for 12 hours.
They got a really good life here.
Really good life.
Better life than I got here.
(stampeding)
- Well, that's it for the Teen Wolf After After Show.
Until next week, where we discuss the death of Scott.
I mean, nothing!
I'm your host, Morgan Evans,
and please welcome musical guest, Third Eye Blind!
No, really?
Okay, never mind.
Thanks!
(beat boxing)
- Ay.
Yeah.
Enough.
Enough. (train horn)
(digital music)
- Hey everybody, welcome to the After After After Show.
A show that's really important to MTV for some reason.
And because of that, I'm committing really hard to it.
And really just wanna give it my all.
Today we're lookin' at some clips from the previous seasons
of the After After Show.
And here's one now.
Hey everybody, welcome to the roast of Stiles!
Stiles?
More like, no style!
Roasted!
(punching sound effects)
- Seriously, what the (beep)?
- Come on, come on come on.
- What is it a joke?
Real (beep)in' funny.
- [Morgan] It was a bit!
- Yeah, it was real (beep)in' funny, Morgan.
- [Morgan] It was a bit!
It was a bit!
Does he know it's a bit?