Look,
up in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a bigger bird!
Wrong!
It's Man on the Internet!
Hello, everyone, I'm the Man on the Internet
and I have opinions.
Because I'm probably best known right now for making "Undertale: The Musical"
A couple of people have asked me what my favourite songs from Undertale are.
And well... many, many years after
Undertale: The Musical has actually been done, I figured it's high time to
actually tell everyone.
(It's actually not that many years, but
shhhhhhhhhh)
Before I share my *opinions* and everyone starts
arguing about my *opinions*, just a couple rules:
These are songs from Undertale itself, not Undertale: The Musical.
Undertale: The musical? I love all my babies, you can't possibly
expect me to rank them!
Also, this is just songs from Undertale, not Deltarune.
And if you think I missed one of your faviourites, feel free to comment about it.
That being said, let's start with:
NUMBER TEN:
MEGALOVANIA!
Megalovania is a fantastic song,
playing at the end of the Genocide run, or just whenever you fight Sans.
Megalovania shows its true colours,
as not this "lazybones", but this badass who'll do anything to stop
you from killing everyone in your path.
Oh wait, h- hold on...
Actually, it's not Sans' theme, it's... Chara's theme?
No wait, nononono, not Chara's theme, it's, uhh...
Player Character's theme.
Wait, no, I think it's actually Dr. Andonuts' theme
when he says the "fuck" word a lot.
Yunno what? Megalovania is everywhere, let's just give it #10.
NUMBER 9:
MEGALOVANIA! (Wait, again?)
Number 10-- what was I thinking?
Megalovania's not just a "good song."
Good songs just get #10.
GREAT songs? Great songs get #9. (OK, fair enough.)
NUMBER 8:
MEGALOVANIA! (Uh-oh...)
Number nine, hahaha...
Number nine is for LOSERS!
Is Megalovania a loser to you?
No, obviously not, it gets #8.
NUMBER SEVEN:
MEGALOVANIA! (Guys, I think we broke Alex)
Wait, no, I forgot what else Megalovania is for! Isn't that the-
Isn't that the one from Homestuck where
there's the spider woman who says "eight" a lot in text and it's really hard to read?
That- ugh...
I didn't read that far in Homestuck, I quit after like a million pages and they said:
"No, it gets good after 1 000 001!"
Okay, MAYBE it does, do you expect me to read all of it beforehand?
And don't say "No, you can just skip to it."
Based on what I've been told, NO, YOU CAN'T!
Megalovania is #7.
NUMBER SIX:
MEGALOVANIA! (Dude, please snap out of it!)
Agh, no, nonononononono, I can't do that, that is for fools!
That is for utter fools!
Silly me for putting Megalovania at #7
it's #6 or nothing, baby!
NUMBER FIVE:
MEGALOVANIA! (Dear lord, he's lost it...)
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE GOING WITH NOTHING, 'CUZ HERE WE GO
HERE COMES MORE MEGALOVANIA!
Megalovania must climb,
Megalovania must rise!
NUMBER FOUR: (Guess what #4 is.)
(...Alex, please...)
What other songs? There are no other songs!
Here there is only Megalovania!
Eat Megalovania, consume Megalovania!
Megalovania is your god
AND I AM JESUS CHRIST, HIS SON!
NUMBER THREE: (Is it Megalovania?)
(*distant internal sobbing*)
The time for qualms is over...
THE TIME FOR MEGALOVANIA STARTS NOW!
NUMBER TWO: (Someone call an ambulance.)
(Alex, please, I'm begging you... STOP!)
I HAVE LOOKED INTO THE ABYSS AND SEEN THE FACE OF THE BEAST.
I ASKED HIM: "What do you want, child?"
AND HE LOOKED TO ME
AND SAID:
"DUH DUH DUH DUD-"
NUMBER ONE:
It's all Megalovania...
Y'know? Maybe I broke my own rule,
Maybe Megalovania WILL be in Deltarune,
maybe it'll be in Half-Life 3,
maybe it's just in every game!
Maybe all music is actually derived from Megalovania!
IT IS THE ALPHA, IT IS THE OMEGA! ALL GLORY TO THE
NUMBER ONE SONG IN UNDERTALE:
M E G A L O V A N I A !
(He won't. He's dead.)