- ♪ Time to myself ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ I like having time to myself ♪
(high-pitched screaming)
- Once I earn my yellow belt, I'll be one step closer
to becoming the greatest karate dude ever.
- And how are you going to do that?
- By counting micros?
- By training every day and getting bulging muscles?
- By finding balance?
- It doesn't matter how hard you train
or how big your muscles are.
You will still lose if you're mentally weak
- Right? Like when Caroline farted and I couldn't focus
'cause my eyes were water.
- Hi-yah!
- Excellent work, Caroline.
- Thank you, Sensei Bro.
- Hey Mother, it's a big! With whoosh and ah!
- Take a deep breath and try to use real words.
(inhales)
- Oh boy, I am really outta shape.
- How is that possible? All we do is run around the map.
- Doesn't matter! I was minding my own business
collecting berries then a monster attacked me
and stole them!
(all gasp)
- You can't expect us to believe you really saw a monster.
- A cryptid? Is it aquatic or terrestrial? Winged?
Did it try to warn you of impending disaster?
- It was walking on land, but it looked like a salamander.
No wings.
- Possibly semi aquatic, then. Definitely not the Mothman.
- Anya, you can't possible believe this lunatic.
- I know what I saw!
- Your interests, no matter how bizarre, are valid.
- Oh, really?
- I'd say the same to you, but I know your favorite thing
is chaos.
I'm choosing to ignore your rude tone, Tanner.
- Are you guys talking about Klombo?
- It didn't really tell me its name,
but it looked more like a George or a butter cake.
- Is that its official name? Klombo?
- That's what people passing through have been calling it.
- (Tanner) Jesus Christ. Am I missing something?
Did you all eat lead paint without me?
'Cause it's inconsiderate to leave me out of
a group hallucination.
- Stop talking. What does Klombo look like?
- Six thick tree trunk legs.
- Rows of dagger sharp teeth, large rolling eyes!
- Blue like the sky!
- A prickly tongue that lashes out.
- It shoots guns out of its blowhole.
- It shoots guns?
- And steals your soul if you get too close!
- So something like this.
- Wow, Anya! That is the very drawn on piece of paper.
I can see you tried.
- I know I'm a terrible artist.
Roach, Can you show me where you were when you saw it?
- Oh, boy! Does this mean we're going monster hunting?
- I have better things to do than join you all
on this stupid lame, pathetic, ridiculous,
annoying monster hunt, so don't even try to include me.
- I thought you had better things to do?
- Turns out you three are the only friends
that still answer my texts.
- Do I not matter?
- You congratulated Caroline for kicking me in the face.
Consider your friendship application denied.
(thud)
- I think I found something.
(thud)
- I found something too.
(Klombo thudding)
(Anya gasping)
- Ooh!
- It's- it's- it's-
- Majestic?
- Real!
- About to die!
- No!
- Caroline, get out of the way!
- This creature is so freaking adorable.
If you wanna kill them, you'll have to shoot me first!
- Like I told you before, it attacked me
with its vicious evil face. It has to die!
- Watch out! It'll kill you!
- It's too cute to be deadly!
- Hey there, big fella, no harm here.
(Klombo thudding)
Excuse me?
I was trying to have a spiritual connection with you.
- Can I kill it now?
- You are cold, Roach, cold as ice.
(thud)
- Oh, is that what you want?
(Klombo whooshing)
(Klombo chewing)
- Roach, didn't you say you were picking berries
when you were attacked?
- Yeah, so?
- I don't think he was attacking you, I think he was hungry!
(warbling)
- It's shooting guns!
- Nice. I've been needing an upgrade
to my sad common pistol.
(gun shots)
- Sensei, sensei, no! Please, before you die,
I need to know!
Am I good enough at karate to move up to yellow belt?
- Come closer.
No, you all kind of suck.
(groaning)
- No!
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