(playful upbeat music)
- You guys, my brain hurts.
I ended yesterday's blog at two in the morning,
sitting there looking at my analytics on my two channels
for two hours, over two hours, even after I ended the vlog,
I still kept looking probably til almost three.
And then first thing in the morning, I have a conversation
with NukemDukem, and we're talking about analytics,
and we're talking about all kinds of stuff,
just YouTube stuff.
And then we get in the car with Tiffany and Chrissy,
and we're talking YouTube stuff the whole drive over.
And right now, it hurts.
But hey, we're here at Chuck E Cheese for some pizza
and some games, and to mess with this kid.
- Banana.
- [Clintus] Banana.
- And they have a new lunch buffet,
which is very good for this kid and you.
- [Clintus] For me, oh yeah, pizza.
- They lose money on us.
- [Clintus] Pizza buffets, they loose money on us.
They gain money on people like Chrissy.
(fart noise)
Still rockin' the pooter?
You're getting pretty good at that, man.
(fart noise)
Yeah, pretty good.
(fart noises)
Stick it right there.
(fart noise)
- [Tiffany] Whoo! (laughing)
- [Clintus] OMG, we come into a dance party right away,
look at this, look at all these kids dancin'.
Dancin' with Chuck E Cheese.
Look at that Mason,
they made you your favorite pizza, Hawaiian.
- Hawaiian.
- [Clintus] Pineapple and ham.
Bryce, what you got, dude?
- Pepperoni and then I got cheese.
- [Clintus] Pepperoni and cheese, cause it's all they have.
(upbeat music in background)
- The pizza slices are really small.
- [Clintus] Super tiny.
- I feel really old here.
- [Clintus] You feel really old, is that what you said?
- You know, old here.
- [Clintus] Sierra feels old.
- Excuse me.
(electronic games)
- The balls are so light.
Like it's made for a little kid.
- [Clintus] Oh, but you still suck.
(laughing)
- It's stuck.
This sucks.
- [Clintus] No, just you.
- No, Sierra's game is doing it sometimes, too.
- [Clintus] He's gotten zero. (laughing)
- This sucks.
- See Mason's did it, Sierra's did it.
- [Sierra] Yours is doing it all the time.
(laughing)
- [Clintus] You're doin' it too hard.
You're doin' it too hard.
- Oh earlier we were playing this game, and my skee ball
got stuck in here where the balls are supposed to stay.
- [Clintus] You're not even rollin' it,
it's hittin' the ramp.
- [Bryce] Yay!
- [Clintus] Yay, he scored. (laughing)
Worst skee ball game ever.
(electronic games)
(mumbling)
- [Clintus] Not havin' any fun, huh?
Because you're losing? Are you a loser?
- I'm not losing.
- Rip-off, man, that was a rip-off.
- We didn't even get to ride it.
- [Clintus] Whoa, you got one, congratulations.
Two points, yes! Yes!
- Whoa, she's beating me.
- It rims and I don't even get it in, it gives me points.
- [Clintus] (laughing) You just tipped
all your tokens over?
- [Sierra] Yeah.
- [Clintus] Way to go, kid.
- I came over here because it only costs one token.
- [Clintus] One token.
- Well that game right there, it's one token for one ball,
but...
So close!
- [Clintus] You were really close to that.
What's wrong?
- It's broken.
- [Clintus] It's broken?
Is it like the second or third game you've played
that's broken?
You gonna call somebody?
- Yep.
(electronic games)
(kids talking)
- [Clintus] What just happened?
- A lot of eggs went everywhere. (laughing)
- I remember this game.
- Took my coin again.
- [Clintus] (laughing) Everything's broken, huh?
- Hey!
- [Clintus] You guys ready for Chuck E Cheese?
You ready?
Mason's ready, I can see him.
Oh, Bryce knows the happy dance.
- [Bryce] No I don't.
- [Clintus] No?
There he is. (laughing)
You gonna dance with him? Are you gonna dance with him?
You should dance with him.
You gonna go do the happy dance?
Chrissy knows the happy dance.
Do not slam the button, Bryce.
What'd you get?
- [Tiffany] Speed demon.
- [Clintus] That, this thing.
- [Tiffany] Oh so now I guess I do this.
- [Clintus] Stop it.
(exclaiming)
Oh you stopped it there.
Now you're in the middle one, now you're in the middle one.
- [Tiffany] Aw.
- [Clintus] Aw.
Dude, you made it through first ring, though.
Are these like the rings of hell?
You're just too good at these games, Tiff.
Collectin' those tickets for those vampire teeth, huh?
You wanna go vampire teeth, don't you?
- Tootsie roll.
Hundred tickets for one tootsie roll.
- [Clintus] I think you've been playin'
just as many games as the kids.
I think you have more tickets than them.
This scrub here can't get any tickets.
- I'm trying to earn my tootsie roll.
- So we're rockin' the Slyfox Threads hats
that Hannah gave to this kid.
I stole, I told him, he has two hats and only one head,
so whatever hat he wears, I'm gonna wear the other one.
But I like the camo one better, so I might keep this one.
- No, you're not.
- No joke, though, guys, Hannah and Andrew
from Slyfox Threads are awesome.
We got to hang out with them pretty much all of VidCon,
we kept goin' back and forth, and they're amazing people,
you should definitely check 'em out.
I'm not sponsored, this is not a promo,
but they're just cool people,
and they make really cool clothes.
They gave us a couple hats, and Tiffany's wearing a shirt
from them, but we're totally gonna go and order
a bunch more of their clothes, 'cause they got great style.
I mean look at Caspian, that kid's always got swag.
This is Slyfox Threads here, too,
it says mother of the tribe.
It is, see right there, Slyfox,
- It's really my style, I mean--
- Yeah, exactly, that's Tiffany's style,
like razerback back.
Razerback back, is that how you say it, razerback back?
Razerback top?
- Tank top.
- Tank top. Razerback tank top.
- [Sierra] You gonna deliver some ice cream?
- I don't think anyone's gonna buy ice cream
from a guy lookin' like this.
- [Sierra] Oh, that's disturbing. (laughing)
- I got something for ya.
- [Clintus] (laughing) Don't tell the kids
to come over here, they'll pick 'em up off the ground.
(laughing)
Yay.
Actually we should just walk away, leave 'em there.
- No. - No.
- There's another tootsie roll.
- [Clintus] Anything good?
- [Tiffany] There's my tootsie roll.
I earned it.
- [Clintus] She wants, yeah, she wants--
- [Mason] There's Star Wars tattoos, a little lollipop.
- [Clintus] There's a rubber ducky, a little rocket.
- [Sierra] Yeah. Oh I wish we could get that.
It's a gumball machine, but it's 400.
- How many tickets you get?
- 265.
- [Bryce] 265.
- [Youtuber] 265. That's 200 for me and 65 for you.
- No.
I want that rocket thing or a slinky, you see--
- [Clintus] No slinky, no slinky.
You break your slinky every time you get one.
What happened, dude?
- I forgot my pooter in the--
- You almost lost Jack Vale's pooter,
that's not your pooter, that's Jack Vale's pooter.
- He gave it to me.
- [Clintus] He gave it to you?
No, he said you have to give it back to him
next time you see him.
And you almost lost it.
- Yeah.
- [Clintus] Left it on the counter, huh?
- [Chrissy] Do you wanna bring a basketball?
- Uh, yeah.
- [Clintus] You look good, dude, you look good.
Where you goin'?
- Mason's house.
- [Clintus] Goin' to Mason's house? What?
What?
Got your ball, got your controller, got your headset,
you're ready to rock and roll, huh?
- [Mason] No it's my ball.
- [Clintus] Alright, rock and roll.
See ya.
Got some rain, we got some rain.
I don't know if it rained at all while we were gone
for two weeks, but I'm excited to see the first little rain
of the summer, 'cause it's warm rain, which means
we could technically go play in it.
But I can't play in it right now, 'cause I'm drivin'.
So, I'm drivin' in it.
So with Bryce gone for the night, it's just the three of us
and Sierra and I are gonna ditch Mommy
and we're gonna watch Star Trek.
She's, Sierra's totally hooked on Star Wars,
she's totally my daughter, she loves sci-fi.
I've told her about Star Trek, she's seen the previews
for the new movie comin' out in July, and I was like
you know what, we should watch the first two movies
so you can get introduced to them,
and so that's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna sit down and we're gonna watch hopefully
the first two movies, I don't know if I'm gonna make it
to both of 'em 'cause it's gettin' kinda late,
but we're definitely gonna watch at least the first one,
so lookin' forward to that.
Well, we ended up makin' it through the first movie
and started the second movie, about 20 minutes in,
and she started dozin' off, and Sierra's savvy enough
to be like, "Yo, I'm fallin' asleep,
"let's stop the movie and we'll resume tomorrow."
So, that's the plan, we'll watch "Into Darkness"
tomorrow morning when we wake up, and I'm excited.
I'm excited for her, she loved the first one
as much as I did.
Like, I still get goosebumps, I still get goosebumps
when that music plays, and seeing the crew,
and oh I love it, I love Star Trek.
But yeah, I'm gonna get my daughter into it.
But that's our day guys, hope you enjoy it, if you did,
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