It sings? We make them sing!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don’t have any theaters for a Car-TOON show.
It’s not what you think it is. It’s the same kind of musical we loved as kids- tuneful,
funny- It’s really an old-fashioned musical. With
new music- of course. I’m sorry, gentlemen. Your boat has already
sunk- to the bottom of the ocean But, sir! With times as they are and You-Know-Who
is in the oval office- the people want a show about hope and community and the American
experience! It’s a car-TOON!
We’re calling Nederlander too! Good! Call the Nederlanders. But yet, ask them to book
your car-TOON show. Ask for the Palace, why don’t you! Danny Kaye. Jerry Lewis. Judy
Garland. And now your simple TOON? Hah! Not a simple Toon, sir. But a symbol of optimism.
OPTIMISM IS DEAD! You’re wrong! It’s going to be a hit!
You’ll see! The day I see a car-TOOOOON on this or any
Broadway stage is the day I EAT MY HAT!
N.Y.C. The Shimmer Of Times Square The Pulse
The Beat The Drive.
N.Y.C. You Might Think That I’m Square
But Here I Come
Alive! The City’s Bright
As A Penny Arcade It Blinks, It Tilts, It Rings
To Think That I’ve Lived Here All Of My Life
And Never Seen These Things Oh, N.Y.C.
The Whole World Keeps Coming By Bus
By Train You Can’t
Explain Their Yen
For N.Y.C.
Just Got Here This Morning Three Bucks
Two Bags One Me
N.Y.C. I Give You Fair Warning
Up There In Lights
I’ll Be Go Ask The Gershwins Or Kaufman And Hart
The Place They Love The Best Though California Pays Big For Their Art
Their Fan Mail Comes Addressed To NYC
Tomorrow A Penthouse That’s Way Up High
Tonight The “Y”
Why Not It’s N.Y.C.
N.Y.C. You’re Standing Room Only
You Crowd You Cramp
You’re Still The Champ
Amen For N.Y.C.