I LOVE JAMIE FOXX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, REG, WHAT
HAPPENED, ARE YOUOGUE?
>> I'M LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE MONITOR ABOVE ME, JUST
TRYING A DIFFERENT VIEW.
>> YOU ARE GETTING A DIFFERENT VIEW OF ME THERE.
>> SEE THE MONITOR RIGHT THERE.
>> I CAN'T SEE, OKAY.
WELL, THAT-- YEAH, JUST TRYING IT FOR A SECOND.
I WILL RETURN TO POSITION ZERO.
>> James: I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT WAY TO VIEW ME.
I THINK.
HERE WE COMES.
AND HE'S BACK JAMIE FOX, JAMIE FOXX HAS GOT THIS BRILLIANT NEW
BOOK SINGER, STAND UP, ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR, LIKE I
DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO.
>> HE IS A REAL DOZENA CAT, IS HE AN ABSOLUTE-- DOZA COIN.
>> James: YEAH.
>> THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN'T DOZ.
>> James: THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN'T.
>> HE EVER EVERYTHING HE DOZ IS MAGIC.
>> James: YEAH, IT IS.
>> WHEN YOU DOZ.
>> >> James: CAN I DOZ IT.
>> YES, YOU CAN.
>> HE IS AMAZING AT DOZ BALL.
>> YOU KNOW WHO HE PLAYED FOR, THE LOS ANGELES DOZERS.
>> James: WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS NOW.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS.
AND THE WAY TO GIVE AMERICA WHAT IT WANTS.
IT IS THE NEWS.
YOU PUT A LITTLE-- IN THERE.
>> JUST A HINT, PLAY IT AGAIN, WITHOUT THE AUDIENCE G AHEAD.
>> IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
I LOVE IT.
NOW DEMOCRATS COULD FINALLY BE
MAKING PROGRESS ON PASSING PRESIDENT BIDEN'S ECONOMIC
AGENDA.
AFTER A SO-CALLED BREAKTHROUGH MEETING, CENTRIST JOE MANCHIN
AND PROGRESSIVE BERNIE SANDERS HOPE TO REACH A DEAL BY THE END
OF THE WEEK.
IT'S GREAT TO SEE THE DEMOCRATS FINALLY RISE UP AND OVERCOME
THEIR GREATEST OPPOSITION...
THEMSELVES.
THE NEGOTIATION WAS A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR.
SANDERS CAME OUT OF THE MEETING WITH HIS HAIR MESSED UP AND HIS
SUIT ALL CREASED WITH WRINKLES.
WHICH IS ALSO HOW HE ENTERED THE MEETING.
LOOK AT THEM: LOOK AT THEM BOTH.
JOE MANCHIN LOOKS LIKE A DEAN, TELLING PROFESSOR SANDERS WHY
HAVING TENURE DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN SMOKE WEED WITH HIS
STUDENTS.
AS NEGOTIATIONS CONTINUE, IT APPEARS PRESIDENT BIDEN HAD TO
GIVE UP ONE OF HIS MAJOR PRIORITIES.
HE JUST TOLD HOUSE DEMOCRATS THAT TUITION-FREE COMMUNITY
COLLEGE IS OUT OF THE ECONOMIC PACKAGE.
IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS.
A CAREER POLITICIAN PROMISED YOU SOMETHING, YOU VOTED FOR IT, AND
NOW IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
WHICH IS, IN MANY WAYS, A FREE EDUCATION.
SO LET'S SEE, FOUR-YEAR COLLEGE WON'T BE FREE, COMMUNITY COLLEGE
WON'T BE FREE. BUT... BUT YOUR TEXT BOOKS?
NO, YEAH, THEY'LL STILL BE FOUR-HUNDRED DOLLARS EACH FOR
SOME REASON.
BY THE TIME THIS IS OVER, COLLEGE IS GOING TO END UP
COSTING THREE-MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR, AND YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO
ATTEND IF YOUR MOM WAS ON FULL HOUSE.
MOVING ON, FACEBOOK IS PLANNING TO REBRAND THE COMPANY WITH A
NEW NAME.
THIS COMES AS THE COMPANY CONTINUES TO EXPAND ITS SERVICES
BEYOND TRADITIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA.
FACEBOOK'S AIM WITH THE REBRAND IS TO, QUOTE, CONFUSE THE SHIT
OUT OF EVERYONE'S PARENTS.
FACEBOOK IS PLANNING TO REBRAND THE COMPANY.
THEY'VE BEEN PLAGUED WITH SCANDALS AROUND MISINFORMATION,
HATE GROUPS, AND SELLING PEOPLE'S DATA, BUT THEY'RE LIKE
YEAH, WE'LL CHANGE THE NAME.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
THE NAME.
AND HERE'S THE CRAZIEST PART.
FOR FACEBOOK, THAT NEW NAME?
STEVEN.
STEVEN, THAT IS WHAT ST, YEAH.
A WOMAN FROM NEW YORK HAS FILED A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST
KELLOGG'S.
SHE CLAIMS THE COMPANY IS MISLEADING BUYERS ABOUT THE
CONTENTS OF ITS PRODUCTS, SAYING, THIS IS TRUE, THAT
STRAWBERRY POP-TARTS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ACTUAL BERRIES.
BECAUSE CLEARLY THIS WOMAN, AN ADULT CONSUMER OF POP-TARTS,
TAKES HER HEALTH VERY SERIOUSLY.
HONESTLY, I'D BE OUTRAGED IF I FOUND ACTUAL FRUIT IN A
POP-TART.
I DON'T LIKE TO MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE.
BUT KELLOGG'S IS TAKING THIS WHOLE THING VERY SERIOUSLY.
TO BE MORE ACCURATE, POP-TARTS WILL NOW BE CALLED, "BLEACHED
WHEAT FLOUR FRUCTOSE POUCHES.
YEAH.
>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
>> James: AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
A BEAR CLIMBED THROUGH A WINDOW OF A HOUSE IN CANADA, SMASHED A
COMPUTER, ATE SOME CEREAL, AND THEN LEFT.
HERE'S A PICTURE FROM THE HOMEOWNER:
LOOK AT THAT.
YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE GOLDILOCKS ISN'T
THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN COME INTO A HOUSE AND MESS THINGS US UP.
THE BEAR SMASHED A KID'S COMPUTER.
I KNEW BEARS LIKED FISH, PLANTS, AND INSECTS.
BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY LIKED...
APPLES.
THAT JOKE DOESN'T EVEN WORK, -- DRK DON'T CLAP, YOU ARE ABOVE
THAT, IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK, SUSAN.
IT IT DOESN'T.
MOVING ON.
>> James: MOVING ON, A GRATEFUL DEAD T-SHIRT FROM THE BAND'S
ORIGINAL 1967 MERCH LINEUP HAS JUST SET A RECORD FOR THE MOST
MONEY EVER SPENT ON A VINTAGE ROCK SHIRT.
IT JUST SOLD FOR $17,640.
HERE IT IS HERE: THAT'S ALMOST $20 MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN A T-SHIRT AT A KANYE CONCERT.
$17,000 FOR A T-SHIRT FROM THE SIXTIES.
JUST LIKE THE COUNTER-CULTURAL REVOLUTION WOULD'VE WANTED.
A VINTAGE GRATEFUL DEAD T-SHIRT SOLD FOR $17,000.
NO WORD ON WHO BOUGHT IT, BUT HE IS DEFINITELY SINGLE.
AND FINALLY, A LOCAL NEWS STATION IN WASHINGTON STATE IS
IN TROUBLE AFTER THEY ACCIDENTALLY BROADCAST HARD-CORE
PORNOGRAPHY DURING THE EVENING'S WEATHER REPORT.
I'M SERIOUS.
THIS IS LIVE ON TV.
TAKE A LOOK IN THE TOP LEFT-HAND CORNER.
IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER, BUT IT DID LAST IN THE THIRD OF THE
WEEK AND THAT IS WHAT WE WILL SEE NICE WEATHER A GORGEOUS
WEEKEND WITH MILD TEMPERATURES.
VIEWERS WERE FURIOUS.
THEY WERE LIKE, "GET THAT WEATHER REPORT OFF THE SCREEN
AND LET'S SEE SOME MORE OF THIS MOVIE."
BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT WEATHER PERSON, TRYING TO GET
THROUGH IT.
THEY'RE LIKE, AND THAT'S TODAY'S WEATHER--
AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S WEATHER FORESKIN-- FORECAST
WEATHER FORECAST.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.