- So my 2018 sucked, I have a long list.
- Oh shit, you have, oh wow that's an actual list.
- Kinda a mix, up and down, down and up.
- There's been a lot of highs and lows.
- I had a pretty spectacular year in 2018.
I had a beautiful baby girl.
I'm gonna be ranking people.
Oh, shit. - That ain't cool.
- Okay, ooh, I mean I think it's good
to look back at the year to see like
you know, where your blessings are
and also where you could improve.
- My hand feels,
I'm really shaking hands or hugs.
Please shake hands, I think a hug would be too weird.
- Hi. - How are you?
- I'm good. - How'd your year go?
(laughter)
- Oh my God, this is fucked up dude, um okay.
- To start off, I had to get a root canal done.
I got the root canal done and they had to go back in
and do it again, so that was bad.
Me and my boyfriend at the time broke up
and we had to spend a few months
still living together after we broke up.
It's not fun. - Hell no.
- I was moving, signed the lease,
paid the deposit, found out that the place
was infested with roaches.
- Damn!
- Then, I got fired from my job a week before my birthday.
- Damn. (laughs)
- I accidentally posted a picture
that was meant for my personal Instagram
on my work Instagram, it was like a selfie
of me in a public bathroom.
- I don't know where we can go from here,
but this is like really, like this is off to a great start.
- Do you have any more?
- I stubbed my toe this mornin', that was pretty shitty.
- A 5.5 - Hmm.
- 6.9.
- I'm gonna give you a five,
you got fired, 2019's your year.
- Thank you, me too!
- So what's up with you man, like how did your year go?
- Like the first half of the year was pretty good.
I got a new car, like my dream car.
- Okay, what was your dream car?
- It's a WX. - A classic.
- A few weeks later, the engine went out,
and so I had to get a new engine, 4.5 thousand dollars.
Three weeks later, after that, I was driving it,
and I got rear-ended by this guy going 60.
- 60 miles-- - Yes.
Yeah. - That's heavy.
- We're talkin' about havin' no car,
havin' no way to get to where you need to go,
plus you're havin' to stress to stack money
to get this shit, then you get it,
and then that's all bad.
- How old are you? - I'm 18.
- That's a shit ton of money that you just
frickin' like poured into that but,
I will probably give a four, because you're a youngin.
You're gonna be fine, give it a little bit.
- Okay. - But you're gonna be fine.
- A four, okay perfect.
Oh, a hug? - This is a hug, yeah!
- Thank you! - You'll be fine!
- I got a restraining order on my ex,
which made me have to break my lease.
Made me scramble to find an apartment,
and then we had a fire so that meant
I had to move into another apartment, low income housing.
It was horrible, they had bugs,
you know there's like poop, like in the entryway.
People breaking into shit all the time,
people are just whippin' out their dicks
and peeing everywhere, I got a bunch
of parking tickets, and I mean like,
a bunch of parking tickets, like 6,000 dollars worth.
- Holy shit! - Yeah I know.
- Were you trying to get parking tickets?
- I wasn't trying!
I couldn't renew my tabs so for like a year
I was like riding dirty.
I also had found out my license was suspended
and I didn't know I could've gotten arrested.
- Fuck you coulda, how do you function like that?
- I would give a 4.5. - A 4.5
- I'm such a bitch, I promise you.
- A 4.5. - I promise you.
- A 4.5. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna go to a six.
I will say though, I am absolutely impressed
that you were able to get that many parking tickets.
- 72. - Damn.
- So my 2018 sucked, I have a long list.
- Oh shit you have, oh wow, that's an actual list.
- Oh shit, you have a list. - Yeah I wrote it down.
- That's good, I like that, I like that.
- Alright number one, the apartment building
I was living in was sold three times,
and each time, they upped the rent a ton,
so by the end of it, I couldn't afford
to live there anymore. - Within one year?
- Yeah. - Wow.
- I found a new place. - Yeah.
- But it's a shoebox and--
- How small's a shoebox for you?
- Well I couldn't fit my full-size bed in it
without taking up too much space.
- You're kidding.
- So I downgraded to a twin loft bed, and it's gross.
The new apartment also, the water
gets really really hot without any warning
so like, I'm in the shower, and everything's fine,
all of a sudden it's like whoa,
and I gotta-- - You just get burned.
- And I gotta move it out of the way.
Okay, my cat, she has taken to throwing up in my bed.
Other stuff, I was sick for three months.
Work sucked.
Trader Joe's discontinued some of
my favorite things this year.
- I hate when that happens. - Me too!
- Safeway stopped carryin' white cranberry juice
and I hate them for it.
Can't go to Safeway anymore. - It's so mean!
- It's foul.
- I run the risk of being the biggest bitch in the world.
But my thing is, growin' up, me and my entire family
lived in one single room.
You have a job, and you have a cat.
I'm gonna give you a two 'cause I gave someone a three.
- Hello. - Hi, how you doin'?
- It's kind of a long story but like,
my mom's boyfriend ended up kicking me and my daughter out
and it was like a three day notice they gave us.
There was like a disagreement,
he changed the locks on me.
Then I had to like explain to my daughter like,
why we couldn't live there, 'cause she thought like,
her grandma was kicking us out.
And like, that's super messed up like.
This whole time like I've just been trying to like
find like a full-time job that just
just works with like my daughter's schedule,
her dad's schedule even and like
making sure that I have like enough
to like support us and stuff like that.
Two weeks ago, had this interview,
and it went like super well, super great right.
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, showed up for orientation this morning,
and they told me that they couldn't hire me.
- When I was home it was for like a month and a half.
I have no idea what that would be like
with like a kid on top of that so,
that's definitely like a eight, it's horrible.
- Seven, I'm hopin' that 2019 is way, you know,
is way better for you, right? - Yeah me too, yes.
- You just gotta roll with the punches.
(laughter)
- Oh man I'm sorry, I'm hopeful for you
that you're gonna turn this right around.
Fuck that's a hard year.
All good?
- Sad ass lineup now, what the hell are y'all doin'?
Fuck.
- How has your 2018 been? - It has been shit.
I had a really really bad breakup.
- Oh I know that one man.
- Oh yeah I think we all know that one.
The guy, he broke up with me through Facebook messenger.
With like nine full-on paragraphs.
The day before our dissertations were due.
Randomly in the middle of the night,
didn't know it was gonna happen.
My dissertation was late, I like
ended up in the hospital, like I had like
a psychotic break just like insane.
And he's proceeded to stalk my social media
and message my friends and stuff like that.
- That's some bullshit.
- Yeah it's disgusting actually.
I feel sorry for the hurt I've given you,
but I was trying to hold tight
until you were done with owners
and dissertation, but I just broke.
- I wish I was better and I was in a better place,
and everything could have been better.
Fuck, this guy is an idiot,
I actually think that you lucked out here.
- Uh, I gotta get you like a 7.9.
I know how long that shit fuckin' sticks with you.
- I'm gonna go with a four. - Okay.
- In context of things right?
It's a shitty deal, but you got out
of a potentially, I think, bad situation.
- Christina, you're a gorgeous girl.
And you've got this wicked personality,
I gotta give you something lower.
Like three, I understand the pain.
- Yeah. - Of feeling rejected.
Feeling abandoned by someone that you love and trust.
But honestly, I think you're gonna be great.
- Yeah. - You're gonna be fine.
- I would just kinda keep putting yourself out there
exactly the who you are, because that way
you're gonna find somebody who really
kind of is compatible and it syncs up with you.
- Yeah, well thank you. - Yeah.
- Thank you.
- No thank you so much for, Christina?
- Yeah.
- I hope you have a better year.
- That's the worst, yeah.
And then this is-- (laughter)
Yeah. - Cool, ouch.
- Blaine, I thought someone was gonna have cancer,
so I was saving that for like eight or nine.
- So, I have been a winner somehow this year so,
I'm content. (laughter)
- If I'm to like sum up everything you know,
this just shows that everyone
goes through some fucked up shit
and that they're still here standing strong
and they're heading towards a better year next year
and we're about to put this shit behind us
and fuck up 2019, you feel me?
- Fuck 2018!
- Fuck you 2018!