♪ I wanna see you ♪
Girls Night
Oh.
Can we get in anyway?
You’d be wasting your time.
They’re not your kind of girls.
What about you?
Can I buy you a drink?
Fuck this, man.
There’s a diesel dyke?
What the fuck is a diesel dyke?
I don’t know. I’m new to this.
Which one am I?
Read me the other choices.
Whatever a diesel dyke is, you’re not one.
Sporty dyke?
Definitely not.
Shut up! I did gymnastics in High School.
Continue.
Mmm.. Chapstick?
Is that like a lipstick lesbian but
for girls that prefer nude color tones?
I give up.
Can’t I just call Aimee?
She already has a girlfriend.
Had.
Sneaking out?
Ah, I’m -
Yeah. Yeah. Have fun tonight Em.
Thanks.
Maybe she’ll make it
past the first date, huh?
Don’t be a hater Caitlin!
Bitch.
♪ (Pop Music) ♪
♪ (Dance Music) ♪
Have fun.
Niamh?
Mikey!
Hey gorgeous!
Sam.
So. I haven’t been by for a while.
So I thought I’d come have a drink.
How’s the job hunt going?
Eh.
And things with your Mom?
Eh.
Girls?
Ugh.
That good, huh?
Well can you join me for a drink later?
I’m sure I can work something out.
Alright, well I'll hunt for girls
in the mean time
Have a plump and juicy one
waiting for ya.
It's all the same in there though
I never see anybody new anymore.
You should work on that.
Okay I will. But in the mean time you
get in there. You fuck off and dance, ok?
What?
You kick out two straight guys ten minutes
ago, but you let him in.
Look, if he wants to hang out with his
friends he pretty much has to go to a
gay bar, okay?
It’s tragic. The life of a lezbro.
He never gets laid.
♪ (Rock music) ♪
(phone rings)
♪ (Pop music) ♪
(phone rings)
Do not answer that.
I don’t know any other lesbians.
Well now you know Aimee’s girlfriend
so that makes two.
Taylor!
What about Same Same?
What is that?
It’s an app.
How do you know about it?
I’ve been doing some research for you
brushing up on my lesbian television.
The L Word is sexy, but the Real L Word
is far more educational
I fucking love you.
So what kind of music do you like?
I guess I pretty much listen to
everything, but punk.
It’s just like, so adolescent you know.
So, um, what does your band play?
Punk.
Oh!
Has Mikey found you a girl?
Nope. I’m on Same Same
it’s like Grindr for girls.
Some of these girls are really hot though.
Well if you can’t find anyone
on that thing
I'm sure Mikey's willing.
Oh my god, get out of here.
And then I was all like, she is such a
Shane, you know. Because, like
I wanted a relationship but she just
like could not commit, ‘cos she really
wanted to fuck all these other girls.
And she would like, try not to but she
like really couldn’t help it.
Plus she has that whole like, short hair,
tight jeans androgynous thing going on
which is why I’m so glad you’re like
so totally normal.
Like hot, but like, you know, like, not
too dyke-y.
I’m gonna run to the ladies room.
I’ll be right back.
Shout out to 11211, I’ll be on the door
drinks are on me. N.
We’re going.
Sweet!
What do I wear?
That.
You don’t think it’s too, I don't know..
You’re right. You should change.
Put on some plaid, a trucker hat, so the
other lesbians recognize your gayness.
♪ (Sad music) ♪
(phone dings)
Fuck it.
Have fun!
Hey, um, are you N? I got a shoutout
thingy on Same Same.
Yeah.
Corey?
Well this was bound to happen.
You got the shoutout too?
Shall we, ladies?
Just go.
What?
You fucked my girlfriend. Now I’m just
trying to meet some new people and
I would appreciate it -
She screwed me over too you know.
I think you’re confused.
Me wanting you to fuck off and me giving
a fuck about your problems,
are not the same thing.
♪ (Theme Music) ♪
We’re still going in.