[music playing]
How are we all going to fit in one car?
Don't worry about it. [honking]
[music playing]
Hey, over here.
[honking]
[music playing]
Mr. Reese.
[music playing]
Hey, cool. Your dad sent a van for us.
The van's for our suitcases.
That's for us.
[honking]
[gasping]
- Oh... - My...
God.
[music playing]
Whoa. [screaming]
Man, look at this limo.
I wonder why he sent the little one.
Little one?
Come on, guys.
[squealing]
I'm in a limo.
[dinging]
Adolescents, may I have your attention, please?
I give you Logan's father, Mr. Malcolm Reese.
Yeah. Dad. Yeah, Dad. Yeah. [clapping]
Welcome to my home. This is my assistant, Kyra.
Hi, Kyra.
Now, I'm sure you're wondering why you're all here.
Uh, aren't we here to have fun?
Oh, yes, but there's much more.
- More? - Much more.
You see, I'm producing a new reality show
called
It's a competition to see which sex is better: male...
Or females.
Pssh. Like we don't already know.
And where do we fit in to all this?
Well, before you can make a TV show, you have to test it.
And that's what you guys are going to do.
We're going to divide you up into two teams,
the guys versus the girls.
And over the next couple of days, you are going
to be pitted against each other in a series of competitions
that's going to test you on three levels:
mental, physical and creative.
[cheering]
Oh, but wait a minute. I haven't even told you
the best part. The team that wins is coming
back to Hollywood with me to compete
on the very first episode of
[cheering]
Wait. You're gonna put us on TV?
No, he's gonna put us on TV.
[mocking]
[overlapping chatter]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is good.
Save it for the competition. Oh, and I forgot.
Each side is going to need to pick a team captain.
- Zoe? - Sure.
And I'll be the guy's team captain.
Well, I think that Chase should be our team captain.
Okay, then we'll put it to a vote.
All those in favor of-
[all] Chase.
[chuckles]
Jerks.
Okay, as you know, Gender Defenders will be
a series of competitions.
Now when we make the actual TV show,
we'll have cameras to record everything
but since this is only a test run,
it's just going to be you guys, me, Kyra and our three judges.
[cheering, applauding]
Your first competition will be mental.
A scavenger hunt. Go.
[honking]
[squealing] Hurry.
Come on, man. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
I was about to open it.
Read it. Read it.
Okay. It says, Lola's the secret to finding your first number.
Think under her head at night when she slumbers.
To find your first digit, here's the way how.
Just look underneath the juice of a cow.
Her pillow. [screaming]
Milk.
Where's the milk?
Here. 27.
27. Okay, so our first number is 27.
Read the next clue.
Uh...
To learn your next number, you don't need a teacher.
You just need to visit an adorable creature.
Hey, didn't you say your dad has a pet rabbit?
Yeah.
- Adorable creature. - Yes. Come on.
[laughing]
Ah!
Hey, Cookie. 12. 12.
12, okay, 12, 12, we have- Alright.
We have one more number to go.
Okay.
For your final digit just look to the north.
On a special blue seat which flies back and forth.
Do you have a swing set?
Swing set, yes.
Come on.
Come on! Yeah!
[screaming]
36.
36, okay. 36. So our combination is 27-12-36.
[screaming]
- 27-12-36! - Hurry!
- Go, go, go! - Come on, Chase. Come on.
- Come on. Come on. - 27.
- 12. - 12.
- Turn the dial. - 12.
12. Okay, it's not that hard. Come on.
36.
Open it.
What is it? What is it? Take it out.
Iced tea?
And the guys win the event.
[honking, cheering]
Yes!
Your next event will be a creative challenge:
nerd makeovers.
Uh, hey, uh, what's a nerd makeover?
It's when you give a nerd a makeover.
[chuckles] Ah.
Your mission is to take these two losers...
and make them incredibly cool.
Are both teams ready?
Uh, just, can I ask one question?
No. [honking]
Get rid of his nose hairs.
Fix his eyebrows.
[groaning]
Ow!
[honking]
Time's up. Let's see the results.
The newly transformed... Hardy Felzenberg.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Mr. Felzenberg.
Everyone, I give you the revised Nelson Parnell.
Whoo! Yeah!
- That's what I'm saying. - How about now?
[cheering, applauding]
[cheering]
And the winner is... the girls.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Okay, that completes the events of this competition. Judges.
We have a tie.
The tie will be broken with a physical challenge.
Between the two team captains, Zoey Brooks, and Chase Matthews.
[music playing]
The aqua battle.
[cheering]
When the horn sounds, both team captains will try
to knock each other off the pedestal and into the water.
First one to be knocked into the water two times loses.
And to make it more interesting, the rest of you will use
those turbo soakers to spray your opponent in order
to help your team captain win.
Okay, pick up your soakers. Take your positions.
[cheering]
Fight. [honking]
You're going down.
Whoo!
[screaming]
[cheering]
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
Round two.
[honking]
Whoo!
Go Zoey!
Let's go, Chase!
Whoo!
[cheering]
[cheering] That's what I'm talking about!
How'd you do that?
All right, the next one to go into the water loses.
Round three.
[honking]
Get it! Come on, hit her!
[cheering]
[screaming]
Oh, my gosh, she lost her pinky.
Oh, yes!
You got her! You got her!
[cheering]
Come on! Yes!
Come on! Come on!
What are you waiting for?!
Chase, come on!
Hit her!
Come on!
What are you doing?!
[splashing]
Come on!
[honking]
The girls with the competition!
Whoo hoo.
[cheering]
What happened?
I slipped.
Well I hope you guys all had a good time here
the past couple of days.
And congratulations to the girls
for a very close victory over the guys. Right?
[applauding] Yes! Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!
Now, we have another little surprise for you.
Before the competition started, we told you
the winning team would be on the first episode
of
And what, now you going to tell us we don't?
Cause my uncle's a lawyer-
Relax, Gwen. The girls still get to be on the show.
And so do the guys.
What? Really?
We do?
When do we do it?
- You've already done it. - What?
How?
All the events were filmed by hidden camera.
Take a look around. [laughing]
So, congratulations, kids.
You are all going to be stars of the first episode
of
[cheering, applauding]