(chokes)
(laughs)
- This week on GMM the guys are ranking different
grocery store hotdog brands,
to find out which hotdog brand is the best.
And that inspired Mike and Alex to come up with
an idea of their own.
- Hotdog eating contest.
- Yes.
- You'd like that?
- Yes, I saw a bear eat hotdogs once.
Remember that, in the cage match?
- What do you mean?
- Against that one eater guy, he goes against a bear.
Spoiler, he loses.
(laughs)
You can't eat more than a bear.
- I think in order to defeat you,
maybe I look at how these animals do this.
- It says this dog just eats it whole.
- Oh my gosh.
- It's just gone, he doesn't care at all.
- This girl just eats one whole.
- She's gonna try.
What?
Look how surprised she is.
- I get scared about choking on stuff.
People always say, "you're not chewing your food."
- You do choke, yeah.
You're a choker.
- So what if I just skip that altogether?
- Just swallow it whole?
- Yeah.
- If you eat them whole, do you poop them whole?
- Well, science says no, but my mind says maybe.
- What kind of science have you researched that says no?
- Well I mean you eat peanuts that come out as peanuts.
You eat peanuts does it ever come out whole?
- Well I've never eaten one whole.
Let's try it.
- You know how sometimes if people eat a lot of asparagus
it makes their pee smell?
We have decided to play an entire disgusting game on GMM
this week, based around that single concept.
So different mythical crew members are
going to be eating single items,
that are supposed to make your pee smell a certain way,
for an entire day,
then they're going to pee into cups,
then Rhett and Link are going to smell
those pee cups on GMM.
- This is the one everyone knows about, it's asparagus.
So I get to eat a bunch of it,
and it's going to make my pee smell like asparagus.
Ooh.
I'll eat that too, I don't care.
Mmm, it's so good.
- I'm drinking coffee, and normally I drink coffee
with a ton of milk and sugar, because I'm a child,
but the effect is stronger with straight espresso.
So that's what I'm doing now.
It's gonna be strong.
That's way more than I thought it was gonna be.
It's like a whole cup of coffee.
But worse.
Down the hatch.
Oh it's very hot, it's way too hot.
- Guess what I have to eat?
I think this is gonna be really quick.
Because this kinda already smells like pee.
But it is good.
- So my ingredient was garlic,
so I made a super garlic heavy breakfast.
I made a hash with potatoes and four cloves of garlic.
I made egg with, I just put raw garlic on top of the eggs.
There is some black garlic aioli here,
which I haven't tried yet, but it sounds really good.
Then these are olives stuffed with Garlic,
so all told I've got like probably eight cloves of garlic
on this dish.
Eggs with raw garlic, pretty good.
Woah, oh my god, this is like by far the most garlicy thing.
(coughs)
Oh my god.
That is just raw garlic inside there.
- I am worried that this is a very elaborate prank.
I'm new here, and they're like "yeah, we're all drinking
and eating weird stuff so that our pee smells weird
and we're gonna have our bosses smell it."
It's probably a trick.
Oh boy.
(soft electric guitar)
- This is my last will and testament.
Just imagine like I'm already dead, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay so I died during a hotdog eating contest.
Pretty embarrassing for me.
Mike gets my car.
- [Mike] Nice.
Any insurance money or whatever goes to my mom and dad.
I'd like everyone to dress as shrimp at my funeral.
- (Laughs) okay.
- This is in caps and underlined, this is not a joke.
- Oh I know it's not a joke.
- I'd also like to be cremated.
Signed Alex Punch, and dated.
- I'm not trying to die today,
which is why I--
- (Exclaims)
- Small guys to practice with.
- Much better, yes.
- Put the whole thing in your mouth.
You didn't even just pound that?
(laughs)
Oh no.
You got like a spit up bucket or something?
- Yeah I got this big ol' troth.
- That's excessive bot okay.
- I can't do it.
- It's too big.
- You try, you try.
- I can't even take two ibuprofen at once.
(laughs)
I can't.
Dude, it's so big.
There's no way, I feel like my body won't allow it.
- I'm gonna try and do it in just one fluid motion.
(chokes)
- (Laughs) oh no.
Dude, it's so big.
- We are losers if we can't do just one of these.
- Are you okay?
- So close.
- Ah, dude I thought you did it.
- It doesn't work.
(chokes)
(laughs)
- It went down, dude I swallowed.
- I got so scared.
- It shot out of there like a rocket.
- I've never seen anything like that.
No way.
Well, now that you conquered that hurdle,
I think we move on to the real thing.
- Yep.
- You don't seem excited?
- Yeah, no, it's a good idea.
- This is a medical grade specimen container.
Nature's calling, and I'm gonna fulfill my duty.
As an excellent employee, this is fine.
Gross.
- So, I just go in and I come out with it.
- Can I go pee now?
I have to go pee.
It definitely smells like asparagus.
- Thing is, clear.
This is not weird at all.
No.
- (Laughs) Oh mike, come on.
It's a real deal.
These are quarter pound beef franks, Mike.
Are you out of your mind?
Look at what I just struggled to get down compared to this.
One, two, three, four dude.
- [Mike] Okay.
- [Alex] You're nuts.
This is not much better.
- It's so big dude.
Where does it go?
(gags)
Did you see the panic in my eyes?
- Push, push it.
- Dude it won't go in further than that.
- Push it.
(gags)
- [Alex] How many years has it been since you puked?
Oh you're crying.
- Eight years old.
- You haven't puked since eight?
- My god.
- See, dude?
- I can't get it past my little globul.
I feel like it's going down my breath hole,
instead of my, how do you differentiate though?
(gags)
Why did we think we could do this?
- It seemed so easy.
- I have the worst headache.
- Hotdog sweats.
- So close.
- This is so, just, strange.
I'm like here standing quiet, trying to support my friend
just swallowing a whole hotdog.
Why?
- You're a good friend man.
If I die, keep rolling.
- Oh, Mike that was so close though.
- You know I think we've done all we can at this point.
Maybe we just, have a normal hotdog eating contest.
- I say three minutes on the line,
whoever gets the most hotdogs and buns down, wins.
- Go.
Wet buns are gross.
- Wet bun is disgusting.
I need like a different flavor in my mouth.
(Gag)
- Four, three,
two,
one.
(gags)
How many did you get?
- About fifteen.
That's one, that's gotta be one.
So I'll call that one.
- What?
- I took a bite out of this, a bite out of this one,
I ate the whole bun on this side.
- I'll give you five genuinely.
I think I ate four.
Well done man.
- Reigning champ.
- This sucks.
I feel bad, I don't feel good.
- I don't know what to do now.
- I'm sorry.
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