*high-five* Top of da mornin to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called "The Potato Problem".
As you can see right off the bat, I'm in the game.
I'm right there screaming my fucking head off.
I have a Septiceye shirt and green hair.
That's awesome! It's exactly what I want to be.
My constant state of being is just: AAAAHHHH
*Laughs*
So this is a game where I have to save these little tiny potato people.
I *Chuckles* I assume that's what they are.
It's like those puzzles where it's like:
"Oh there's somebody driving down a road; there's 5 people on this side, there's 4 people on that side.
Who do you save?" kind of thing.
I think, I'm not completely entirely sure, but it's like a puzzle based game.
*Reads bottom of screen* PLANNING MODE: Press space to continue
Ok so I have to save all of these people
I don't know what I'm doing though
Are you...what?
OHH! OHH NOO! OHH NOO!
OHH! Wait I saved 10?
But I fucked 'em all up.
Ok maybe if I press this?
*Oh of realization*
OK! I get it!
I saved you all little people.
Aw I didn't even get to save them.
0 potatoes killed, 17 potatoes saved!
*Pounds chest*
That's what we Irish do! We save the potatoes!
Right, ok; getting the hang of it.
*Reads same thing again*
Ok no, I have to...I'm planning.
I don't know what's coming to kill you. Are you coming to kill them?!
You have money on you.
What's up y'all?
You ok? You all ready to die? I hope not.
I don't want you to die, I want you all to survive.
What's coming to kill them? This mother fucker.
So he comes up here, he comes down there...
...Umm...right ok
Is it all about sequencing?
There we go, THERE WE GO! OHH NOO!
One of them still got killed!
LARRY NO!!!
NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
*Reads "Not more than 0 dead potatoes allowed"*
None of them are allowed die?
Kinda, kinda, kinda. They're all alive.
Jeez, except this dude.
*Says while laughing* This dude fucking dies every single time
Ok nice, this is fun.
Look at all them taters.
Right so you're coming this way.
This does, what do you do?
It doesn't let me see what they do.
So it's all about the sequencing, I have to hit the things in the right order.
Ok.
You fall down the hole. *Potato screams while dies*
*More screams from a potato* Oh...
I get it.
Wait, oh god. I can fucking...slow motion this shit.
Ok, let's see where he goes; let's plan it out.
He goes that way. OHHH!!
I think I legitimately killed every single one of them
OH
God
No I didn't, some of them are still alive.
Well, 21 potatoes killed. Not good enough.
*Reads "Not more than 2 [dead] potatoes allowed"* Ok.
So I'm actually allowed to kill some of them this time.
Right, so if I do you, you uh...
...and you. Is that - is that good? Is that - that's not fucking good.
What happened?!
Ohhh Christ
Are you all ok?
I think I saved them all. I think they're all ok, they're fine.
I don't think so.
I killed a lot of them.
I don't know what happened to the fucking truck!
So I need to kill this dude.
That dude has to die
because he runs into the truck.
Need to open you...
...and I need to...
I don't know, I don't know.
I DON'T KNOW!!!
Fuck!
What do I do Batman?
Ah, Batman's dead and in a million bits
Jesus fucking Christ, will you CALM DOWN!
Did I - did I do it?
I think I did it! Oh fuck...
Oh no, the 2 of them died! YES!
I don't know what I did.
I have literally no idea what I did. I don't know how I saved that.
For some reason the guy didn't crash into everything. That's fine, that's good.
If I can pass the levels it's *whispers* fucking marvelous.
Right where are we goin'?
Where's uh Mr.Boomyboom?
K, You're a bad. But where's the car?
Oh shit *laughs*
Fucking perfect timing.
Ok, so you come from all the way downtown.
So I need to block you off here.
And I need to - is there anything else I can trigger?
I feel like there's something I'm missing!
I feel like there's a tiny piece of this
ah little puzzle that I'm just not getting
How do I get these people to not go this way? STOP IT!
GO B - HOME!
YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE!
*Potatoes screaming* Ohh!
VERY VERY VERY VIOLENT FASHION!
I just gotta drop it on the first guy...and go!
Fuck that didn't work! Ok
We just gotta drop it on the first guy. If you drop it on the first guy, everyone gets scared and runs home.
Everyone goes back to Mama
*Hhuh*
Squish, now run ye bastards
*Truck explodes and more potatoes scream*
YEAH! WE FUCKING DID IT!
Ain't no truck killing my little taters today!
*Another potato screaming*
*Exhales* That was a tough one.
Um 'cause it did say in here
*Reads "Move the burger stand hold"*
So I can place this anywhere?
Is that what you're telling me?
*Potatoes screaming*
Ok not su - I don't think that worked, I don't know.
OH it didn't work, it didn't work!
Everybody! OH FUCK!
There we go.
There we go!
Nice!
No one's gonna die!
*Crash* Oh, No Fuck *Chuckles*
Ok uh boom.
Everyone - everyone get scared and run.
Everyone get scared and run, that's - that's a good people.
Yup!
Yup, are you still gonna crash into that?
*Crash and potatoes screaming*
I don't know why I try.
Can I just keep moving it around?
Uh-oh, UH-oh, UH-OH
*Squash* OH! Oh, OHHH OH!
Fuck!
Let's time it out, let's time it out.
Let's time it out, one of you needs to hit him.
*Screaming* There we go! YES!
Only one person dead! And everybody else survives!
Good job everybody; good job, you can all now go home to your wife and kids now
except maybe this person 'cause they're fucking dead.
He's got a little jiggle goin' on.
You know when you're dead and you got a little - you little jaggle.
Right, what are we got.
Umm...
...there's a burger stand down there, there's a crane...
...bus is coming from here
Yes! These are all things that can happen.
I don't fucking know what I'm doin'.
If I...
Scare you? Oh shhhhit.
*Chuckles* Oh shit.
That was fucking fast *laughs*.
Mh, what movies are playing?
Right I got it this time.
I got it, so we...
...bring you out up here...
...scare everybody away, and then we do this?
That's not gonna be it.
That's not gonna be it! *Chuckles* Oh no.
*Still chuckling* Everyone got killed.
OHH!
I'm not allowed to kill any of them.
What the fuck.
Ok.
Different plan of attack
Right, what do we do?
This drops, block something over here.
Doesn't really block a whole lot.
I don't know. Boom dead; everybody smashed, destroyed, fuck, Jesus Christ.
Alright, so the potato stand scares people.
So if I do this...
Maybe they'll run away?
There they go!
Yes! And then hit this.
This should be good, they're all running out of the way
Nice! Yea- fuck it dudes!
Are you serious? RUN!
Yes, YES, YE-
Fuck you Jeremiah.
You're the only one who died!
I fucking had it other than that!
Right ok, we do this.
Boom.
Yeah? I don't know why some of you run back.
I - I don't - I don't - I don't - I don't
Fu - oh, Oh, OH!
No one's dead!
Everyone's alive!
YES!
I - I don't know why you worked that time and not the other times,
but I'm happy, all my little potatoes are coming home to pasture.
*Reads "You have averted a disaster"*
Thanks game, I try my best!
*Music changes in the game*
Oh yeah.
Wait this guy is just absolutely hemorrhaging money.
Good to know, the police are after him.
They're going to be like *Makes siren sound*.
Coming this way.
Money's going everywhere, but he's also going to attract all the people.
So - oh, it's fucking traffic lights
I hate when it's traffic lights "cause that means there's a perfect sequence to things,
and I'm not gonna be able to do that.
Ok, let's see.
Let's see where he's goin'.
Alright, let's make this green,
this green,
fuck.
This red,
fuck.
I don't know.
I don't know, what did I do?
What did I - Oh people no!
*Potatoes screaming*
They're all dead!
Wh - I have no idea what I was supposed to do there.
Ok if I keep stopping the lights and let this guy through...
...if he gets through, he might crash into this guy up here.
Ah, ok I got it, I got it.
What I'm supposed to do, is let this guy through.
Boom.
There we go.
There we go, that should be enough to stall you.
Is that enough?
Is that enough? Hit him, HIT him, HIT HIM!
Fuck!
Right ok,
I can spare some time.
He can go there,
he can go there,
the red'll stop you,
and then go, Go GO!
YES, YES!
That's enough!
Everybody's saved!
I am the hero that this town deserves!
Ok cool, oh god 32 potatoes saved,
we're gonna have a mighty fucking stew outta that later.
Right this is gonna be the same - same dealio.
Uhhhhh ok.
Ohhh nut biscuits.
Oh shit.
This is gonna be a tough one!
There's too much shit goin' on!
Ok there we go, oh everybody chases the money that's why.
Oh fuck.
Ok where are you going?
Where are you goin', Oh no.
OH NO!
This man,
He wants to do harm to me,
and my people!
Ok I had to hit the crane there.
Ok got it.
There we go.
And then hit this crane?
Is that where Mr.BlueCar is?
I don't knooow.
I think I had to block off him as well, ok let's...
let's try this again, slow motion.
Slow motion this shit; block you,
and block you.
K, let's see what happens.
That didn't - that - that didn't...
...that didn't do anything!
It stopped both of them! Ok cool.
And you guys are still alive just chasing money.
Chasing the dream people, keep it alive.
Uh and I have to stop...
...you, ok.
You're coming around;
you're coming around and you're being a big bad bitch.
And you're all up in my face being like "Oh I'm going to kill everybody".
Uh, can you crash into him?
No, but I can stop you,
and that's good enough for me.
And you guys are all still trotting along, nice and handy, good.
I'm hearing skids,I'm hearing skids and that's bad!
That scares me,
because that means that some of my people are going to die.
What's coming down here?
Fucking bus, everybody stopped though, that's fine.
Uh - oh, UH - oh, UH - OH, YES!
YEAH!!
I DID IT ALL BY ACCIDENT ON MY FIRST TRY!
Not my first try but, FIRST TRY!
Where you goin', don't jump into the river. I know it's bad but you're fine.
Alright, there's a lot goin' on. I stopped him right at the start.
Umm cover you up,
close you,
close you, ah for fuck's sake this is...
I don't know what's happening!
Oh I think I'm letting some people out and some people in, ok.
I have to worry about fucking boats now?!
Ah shit.
K you're blocking off what - what are you - what are you doing? I don't know!
That didn't do anything. Close you,
ah fucking 4 people are dead already. What killed you?
MAAN!
Was that all that died?
Oh wait I have to let you guys in, there you go.
Nice little buddies, and then this guy can't kill any of you.
Ok, and then he can't kill any of you.
*Potatoes screaming*
Alright so it was just down here, there was only one point of failure;
one point of failure is good enough. I can - I can deal with that.
But how?
How do I stop this guy from getting to you guys?
Oh.
Ah I see.
But I have to be careful about this because I don't have fucking time.
Ah right, you guys are in...I think
This is about to change, get ready...
nope you fucking stop.
You stop that sir!
I don't know what this does. K I have some people in.
Ummm.
Could the rest of you run in - fuck did some...
DAMNIT!!
I got it, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I don't know my sequencing, I don't know anything...
...but I got it.
As long as I can stop this mother fucker.
Here we go, here we go, speed it up, speed it up, speed it up.
GOT EM'! Ok.
What else do we gotta worry out for?
I don't know, did you guys get in?
Ok, there's more of you to come.
I don't know what's happening, I'm fucking scared of this.
NO YOU DON'T!
You fucking stay there!
You're not killing my little potato people, they're so fucking cute!
Ok I think they might be safe now.
Oh you come across here.
Ok, oh shit, Oh shit, block that off.
They're about to get fucked. I think we might actually be good.
I think we might actually be able to do this.
K those guys are safe.
As long as you don't turn or anything like that. Once you guys get in...
...you're good.
K who are we waitin' on over here?
Imma just block this off!
I have a feeling I have to block that off.
Go, go, go.
Go ye little potato bastards.
I THINK THAT IS not a success. Who died?
Who died?!
Where is this one casuality?
Hello?! Slow and steady.
That's how we're going to do this, take our time.
Keep an eye on everybody, this is about to explode here.
These guys are about to go in, and all theses guys are about to go in.
And I'm going to keep this fucking truck down at the traffic lights for as long as physically possible.
Watch, boom, ain't going nowhere buddy. Fuck you.
Can you guys go in!
K I can trigger this now,
'cause you're goin' to be in by the time that goes off, ok.
And then - I - close you.
I think.
Maybe.
I don't fucking know; if I could just keep this truck here, we should be good. I should be able to keep my little potatoes alive.
I think.
Do I have to wait for the truck to go?
Does the truck actually have to complete it's circuit before the round will end?
'Cause if that's the case, then I'm kinda fucked
Because I can't *laughs*
I can't keep him here forever.
I mean I could try, everybody's still alive.
Can you just...
...can you just end the level?
Please?
Ah shit I missed him.
YEAH! *laughs*.
That's all it takes, you just gotta wait them out.
If you have a lot of patience, then you can win anything *laughs*.
Ok well I'm going to leave this episode of the Potato people "The Potato Problem" right here.
This is a fun, neat little game. It reminds me of a game that I played a while ago called "Kill the Bad Guy".
'Cause it was the same sorta top-down and you had to click on things in sequence to stop the bad guy,
or to kill the bad guy to stop him doing whatever. So this is the same kind of premise.
Umm...
It's fun! Some - It's kind of annoying sometimes when you have to sequence everything out perfectly.
And you don't really have, like, all the info at once so you have to search around and there's tiny things that you're missing her and there.
I don't know it can become a little convoluted very quickly, but
very fun idea! This is a thing full of barrels,
and there's a fucking thing full of people down here so I imagine they're going to collide,
but we're not going to see that this time because right now, I'm going to leave this video here. So
THANK YOU GUYS so much for watching this, IF YOU LIKED IT...
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!! And
high fives all around
*highfive* *highfive*
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!!
The only potato problem I see is that there's not enough potatoes!