- I can't wait for our next adventure.
- The heartless won't stand a chance.
- Here we go!
(splat)
- That was different.
- Gosh, where are we ?
- I'm not sure, but we're bound to find out.
(ominous music)
Looking to repeat history, Maleficent?
Because together we can defeat any evil!
(chime)
- Don't you inconsequential fools ever learn?
It is finally time for you
to open your measly hearts to darkness!
(blood spatter)
- Whoopsie. How...
heartless of me.
- Golly. Run!
(whoosh)
(bell dings)
(heavy breathing)
- Uh.
Over there!
(thump)
What world is this?
Come on Donald, we're better than that!
We'll work together as a team.
- Uh (stammers) guys!
(ominous music)
(indistinct talking)
Gee Donald, keep calm! We're going to figure this out.
Sora has his key blade.
We'll be okay if we stick together, like a team.
- It's not here anymore.
- Well hey there, don't use my name like that!
- Help me! Help me! Help! Help me!
(screams)
- Gosh, maybe we should... (doll screams off screen)
- No! We can't take any chances!
- That little girl needs our help!
- He's right, we can't just leave her here.
(axe grinding)
- Help! Help me! Help! Help me! (cries)
(hysterical laughter)
(grunting)
(glass breaks)
- First that melted face guy,
then a possessed doll, then that hockey goalie...
Gee, where are we?
- Trust me, I have a plan.
(ominous music)
(thumping)
- Maybe we should, you know, just walk the other way.
- Gosh, look fellers, a balloon!
- Goofy!
- Maybe if we follow the balloon, it'll lead us to safety.
(chomp) (blood spray)
(vomits)
- Donald, what about all for one and one for all?
(vomits)
(symbols)
- Poor, unfortunate soul.
(bell ringing)
- Sister, thank goodness we found you!
(crack)
(growl)
(bell ringing)
- See, we're in a scattered dream, a far off memory.
We have the power to control anything we put our minds to.
(whoosh)
The bike!
(mumbling "red rum" repeatedly)
The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in,
but I've learned that deep down
there's a light that never goes out!
(bike screeches)
We may as well.
(ominous music)
(door slams)
- Nope. Nope. Nope.
- Keep your eyes peeled! We need to find that keyhole.
- I have a plan.
- Hello, little ones.
(whoosh)
- Oh, this seems fun.
(symbols)
Okay, that's not fun anymore.
(ominous music)
- I'll come back for you! You'll be safe!
You have the power of friendship!
(hot water whistle)
(explosion)
- Aha! Donald! Goofy! I found it!
- Well, well, well. You made it!
Too bad you don't have...
- Although my heart may be weak, it is not alone.
It's grown with each new experience,
and it's found a home with all the friends I've made.
I've become a part of their heart,
just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then,
if they don't forget me,
then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon!
My friends, Donald and Goofy, they are my power!
- But you have no friends.
They're dead.
They died.
(laughs)
That was your plan? Your friends literally just died.
Like, moments ago. You were right there.
Seriously, what is wrong with you?
And what the hell does that even mean?
You were planning on what? Friending me to death?
- Oh,
fuck.
(laughs)
(screams)
(organ music)