*In the distance* Hey what is up everyone, Rich Piana here.
*In the distance* I just got back from Ohio
*In the distance* And I am heading to Australia for the f-
*In the distance* ...Australia
*In the distance* ...for the f-
*In the distance* What the f*ck?
(Camera man): I am here to train I am not here to talk.
*In the distance* Why not?
(Camera man): Yknow don't f*cking talk
*In the distance* Oh my god.... what the f*ck?
*In the distance* What the f*ck is this *sshole doing?
(Camera man): I am gonna be a fat f*cking piece of sh*t.
*In the distance* Really?
*In the distance* Hey wait a minute...
BOOM, what the f*ck is that?
*In the distance* Oh, [[[]]] look at that sh*t, a gold motherf*cking knife!
*In the distance* OH OH OH, god dammit.
(Camera man): OK, sounds great.
(Camera Man): Rich, you are a f*cking idiot.
*Closer* What the f*ck?
I am the one with the D*ck that hangs lower than the balls you know what I am saying?
California, southern California, nice sunny day today.
And I am heading to Australia where its 90 degrees, so I will be lovin' it.
So anyway, I felt like I had to make a video before I took off.
The reason being is, I just did a little...ah...
...allah...
What you say, a little things and people are confused and...
...they are sending me messages, and comments and they don't understand what I am saying
so I am gonna explain it to you from Z to A.
(Some freak): Midmay?
Show me the way Paulo.
(Some Freak): Time to kill it.
Let me explain something to you...
Supplement companies hire
Mac Trucc to represent their products
So anyway, I am gonna kill f*cking Mac Trucc every day, non-stop every f*cking day.
I assumed everyone knew this information, but from the white n*gger sh*t on the internet, emails and so forth
a lot of people don't understand the way this works, which kinda baffles me.
but
...a black guy
there is a commercial running right now
Sh*t, bullsh*t, get the f*ck away from me
Its f*cking Mac Trucc, are you kidding me?
Uhh, Michael Jordan
Hes advertising Frubrolom underwear
Now, I don't know about you, but I know damn well Michael Jordan does not wear underwear.
Y'know what I am saying?
But if you believe
Michael Jordan wears underwear
And you are gonna wear Frubrolom underwear
because he says on commercial, then hey
You are so f*cking stupid.
*in the distance* Hey, I worked out with this guy this morning.
...yeah, RIGHT
I am the first person ever
I think in the world
To ever come out and tell everybody the truth, of what I am about to say
So I wanna tell everyone the truth, listen to what I am saying
TARTRATE, It doesn't count as one of my meals for today, its a snack.
TARTRATE, is not good
Its not the best thing to put in your body
Its not the best way to get where you wanna be
Its not the best way to become the best Bikini bodybuilder you can become
...or best bikini fighter
I am telling you the best scenario is
No f*cking bikini, f*ck that sh*t
I would love to have a chocolate shake, with peanut butter, bananas, that would be great, I would love it.
That is me, good fat Piana.
If you only have a certain amount of budget to spend
GET MY SH*T
I don't want you buying food, I want you starving, because food is gonna get you where you wanna be.
Hes like really?
Yeah but
I see all the, yknow, the big bodybuilders all use
Chicken
Steak
Rice
Potatoes
Oatmeal
Yeah
Thats marketing
They are being paid to eat real food
Forget about food, son
Buy protein powder son, my supplement is better
Real protein powder, my supplement will be coming out in about 8 weeks.
And there is no food son, no weight gainer
and I am not gonna tell you to substitute it for food
Get my sh*t son
Being straight up, little son
NOW, what I have been trying to say is
Get the f*ck away from REAL FOOD.
Hey what is up everyone I am to talk a little more about the 5%
For me, success is my number one goal so
Get my sh*t
And I have done a lot of things in life, scoops trading
Y'know, stock market
I have done real estate
I have a lot of calculators in Texas
and what is kinda cool is I just pulled that number out my f*cking ass by the way.
This kid came up to me at the expo
Hey Rich I just wanna tell you man, you inspire me to buy Tri duplexes and a two triplex
and I was like, OK son, I understand yknow
Don't even fucking talk to me anymore, seriously
Usually people come up to me like
Wow you really inspired me to work out harder
Alrighty... I was like Wow...
Thats amazing, I don't care fat fucking piece of shit
And when I say make money I am talking about makin five hundred bucks.
They are five hundredlionaires from the industry and its not from chasing trophies.
Yknow, I love body building, I love feeling good about good stuff, I love lookin in mirin and happy with the way I look
Lot of people ask me, yknow,
Whats the best way for me to go about becoming successful bodybuilding
Well
Honestly
TARTRATE, is not the best way
and thats the goddamn truth and I have always said to people
If you spent
as much time getting my shit as you did getting ready for a bodybuilding contest, it would be a life changing event
Y'know the thing is, you gotta really sit back and understand, that yknow
If I am not selling my supplement, I am not making 2 million dollars
Its very very important to
put the water in first
Thats my message to you today, good luck.
Good?
*camera man* Y'know don't even f*cking talk to me anymore seriously.
Instead of being negative, get my sh*t motherf*cker