SO LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
THERE WAS AN ARTICLE OVER THE WEEKEND WHERE AN UF INTERVIEWER
SPOKE TO 60 WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS AND
MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, WHO REVEALED THAT DONALD TRUMP
SPENDS BETWEEN FOUR AND EIGHT HOURS A DAY WATCHING TELEVISION.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: NOW A DAY!
SPEAKING AS SOMEONE WHO HOSTS A TELEVISION SHOW, THAT IS TOO
MUCH TV.
[ Laughter ] >> James: I DON'T WANT TO SAY
TRUMP WATCHES TOO MUCH TV, BUT HE JUST
ASKED CONGRESS FOR A $10 MILLION BUDGET INCREASE FOR THE N.C.I.S.
TEAM.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: THEY JUST GOT THAT!
NOW, TODAY DONALD TRUMP DENIED HE WATCHES FOUR TO EIGHT HOURS
OF TELEVISION, TWEETING-- AND THIS IS REAL-- "WRONG!
I SELDOM, IF EVER, WATCH CNN OR MSNBC, BOTH OF WHICH I CONSIDER
FAKE NEWS.
I NEVER WATCH DON LEMON, WHO I ONCE CALLED THE 'DUMBEST MAN ON
TELEVISION!' BAD REPORTING."
IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S PROTESTING A LITTLE TOO MUCH BECAUSE HE THEN
WENT ON TO TWEET: "I ALSO NEVER WATCH THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT, ESPECIALLY NOW
THAT PHAY-DRA IS OFF THE SHOW AND THEY WON'T MAKE MARLO A
FULL-TIME HOUSEWIFE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE FOR
KNEE KNEE WHEN HER BUN WAS FALLING OUT IN SAN FRANCISCO."
AND MARLO WAS ALSO THERE WHEN SHE, PORSHA, AND SHUH-RAY THREW
KENYA A FAKE WEDDING SINCE THEY DIDN'T GET TO GO TO KENYA'S
'REAL' WEDDING TO HER 'REAL' HUSBAND.
SERIOUSLY KENYA, IT HAS BEEN SIX EPISODES SINCE YOU 'CLAIMED' YOU
GOT MARRIED AND WE STILL HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
WHO IS HE?
BAD REAL HOUSEWIFING!" (LAUGHTER)
>> James: THIS IS INTERESTING.
ACCORDING TO THE SAME ARTICLE, PRESIDENT TRUMP DRINKS AND THIS
IS TRUE, 12 CANS OF DIET COKE A DAY.
THE PRESIDENTIAL OF THE UNITED STATES!
SO HE SPENDS FOUR TO EIGHT HOURS WATCHING TV, AND AT LEAST FIVE
TO TEN HOURS WALKING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE BATHROOM.
TWELVE CANS OF DIET COKE A DAY.
EVEN THE WOLF OF WALL STREET WAS LIKE, "DUDE, THAT'S A LOT OF
COKE."
AFTER HEARING THAT DONALD TRUMP DRINKS 12 CANS OF DIET COKE A
DAY, NORTH KOREA HAS LAUNCHED THEIR NEW WEAPONS PROGRAM
(APPLAUSE) >> James: SOME BIG NEWS OUT
OF THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA.
KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT FOR THE FIRST
TIME IN 35 YEARS THEY WILL ALLOW THEIR CITIZENS TO GO TO MOVIE
THEATERS.
OR AS WE CALL THAT IN AMERICA, "THE PREVIEWS."
MOVIE THEATERS HAVE BEEN BANNED IN SAUDI ARABIA SINCE THE '80S.
THAT WAS SO LONG AGO!
THE LAST TIME YOU COULD SEE A MOVIE IN SAUDI ARABIA, THEY WERE
SHOWING THINGS LIKE "SUPERMAN," "BATMAN," "BLADE RUNNER," "STAR
WARS."
OKAY, YEAH, THEY HAVEN'T MISSED ANYTHING.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: AND FINALLY, HAS
EVERYONE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS BIG SENATE RACE
IN ALABAMA INVOLVING ROY MOORE AND ALL OF THE ALLEGATIONS
AGAINST HIM?
WELL, THE ELECTION IS TOMORROW AND THE RACE IS SO TIGHT THAT
BARACK OBAMA HAS BEEN MAKING ROBO-CALLS IN FAVOR OF THE
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE DOUG JONES.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PESSIMISTIC, BUT IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN IN
ALABAMA VOTING FOR ROY MOORE, THE ONE THING THAT'S NOT GOING
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND IS A PHONE CALL FROM BARACK OBAMA.
THAT WOULD BE LIKE.
>>> "OH REALLY? I DID NOT KNOW
THAT!" OBAMA IS GOING TO CALL PEOPLE
AND TELL THEM DO NOT VOTE FOR ROY MOORE.
AND IF A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL ANSWERS THE PHONE HE'S GOING TO
TELL HER, "DO NOT TO TALK TO ROY MOORE."
I'M SORRY, YEAH, NO, I GET IT.
I GET IT.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT TO LAUGH.
BECAUSE IT'S (BLEEP) TERRIFYING.
AND ON THE REPUBLICAN SIDE, DONALD TRUMP HAS MADE A
ROBO-CALL FOR ROY MOORE.
BUT I DON'T THINK IT WAS ALL THAT EFFECTIVE, JUDGE FOR
YOURSELF.
>> VOTE FOR ROY MOORE.
HE'LL BE A REFRESHING CHANGE IN WASHINGTON, ALMOST AS YOU
REFRESHING AS THE CLEAN CRISP TASTE OF DIET COKE.