Glitchy Boy theme English Subtitles By Blaze Master Enjoy!
*SMG4 Production presents Mario VS Donkey Kong
DUN!
The Mushroom mall
*Donkey Kong appears*
*Gorilla noises*
*beeping noises*
*nothing is there*
*Oh look, its Pauline and Peach*
*Pauline laughing*
Peach: Okay, uh Sweet.
Pauline: Oh!, haha aha.
Peach: Ohhh... no... (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
*2 Retards/Mario And Smg4 play Jurassic park for one whole week
*Smg4 And Mario playing
*Dancin' Dino boss Mario Health 75% Smg4 30%
Toad:uh excuse me but you've been playing that game for a week straight you have to leav-
Merio: Shut up! MAMA F**KER! *gibbeish*
Toad: *gibberish*
Mario: Fak You...!
Donkey Kong:Horaay
Warning:Dong Level increasing
*He saw dat ass
*Hallelujah*
Pingas/Dong level 100% Max Power
*(Meme) DONG EXPANDED!!!! (Meme)*
*Pauline gets kidnapped Meanwhile...
Mario And Smg4: the guy who made the video and channel Mario: the retard
Guy: Aw Jesus Christ! Aw F*ck
Fat Italian/Mario: Nah, it's probably nothing. (You sure?) Nope!
*Peach drops herself*
peach: Mario, Help me!
Oh no!
(Mario you done F**ked up Now!
Peach: HELP OR YOURE NOT GETTING DINNER TONIGHT
Peach HELP OR YOURE NOT GETTING DINNER TONIGHT!
Mario: Ah Piss
*Mario mumbling*
Smg4 Gaming montage
WOOOAAAAHHHH!!! MLG 100% SWAG 120%
Donkey Kong: Wahay!
Hoo hoo!
Mario: Hey, come back here you big monkey!
*Donkey Kong is doing evil thing
O SH!T!
*Epic trash can dodge*
*Mario screm and old man dodge*
*Mario in shock and dodges bench* Mario: Oh my ass! (the F**K
Maorio: I am invincible!!!
*Mario gets rekt by a soda machine
Aw SH!T!
*Donkey Kong steals car*
*Dong ride*
Luigi watches mario and Donkey kong
Ohhh...
*Donkey Dong vs. Mario*
Mario: *groan* C'mon!
Haha! Hey Donkey Kong!
*Dong sacrifices Gardevoir and Gardevoir screams*
Spaghettiman: I DON'T CARE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Gardevoir is kilt and Expansion Pak is paniking*
*Fried Waifu and monkey fall off broken car*
*Monkey takes fried waifu and is somehow not on fire.*
Retater: Mama f***ker
Oo oo! *Drops banana peel*
*Mario gets rekt*
Mask shop broke
Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *gibbersadfish* oh, no.
Mario: Ow,
Hm?
Oh ho!
Hello!
Waht'sup?
Get them all mother fucker!
*Dong is off free and plumber gets mauled by police plumbers*
*Mario survives the assault and screams in terror.*
*Frustrated Meroh*
*Convenient sign*
Oh! *Mario gibbertoxavanha* Oh no!
Hey! Wait a minute.
Aha!
Oh you mama mia! *Mario gibberclovermonorpokemonname*
I am the smart!
Hmmmmmmmmm?
Dafuq?
BEEP x1
BEEP x2
BEEP x3
Ahaha!
You can't stop Mario!
WAA-HOO: U, ain't goin' do shit!
U ain't gonna do it!
U, ain't goin' do shit!
*Mario gets rekt*
*Nevermind* You ain't gonna do sh-
Well goodbye Mario. You were always an idiot in SMG4's videos.
Insert badass monkey here.
F*** me
Oh, you got Mario thinking now!
*Mankeyz in the background* Mario: Ohhh
Mario: Hmm?
Dixie: *Munkey gibberish*
HE: HMmm...
*Mario "kidnaps" Dixie*
Balloon Abomination (Merio): *High pitched Mario gibberlish* Mario!
Ho ho ho!
Dumbass mofo!
Mario: *So much merio bullsh!t that u can't see the words.
*Mario detects Hoo-Hah*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Oh bo9y!
*Diddy is prepared to maul and eat his next victim*
HOLY SH!T
I'm a banana!
*Mario prepares to attack his prey*
*Monkey abuse*
*Whistle.jpg*
Monkeies: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Where did he go?
Mario: Go, Banana!
Diddy: Oh shiet
OOOHHHH, BANANA!
*Monkey assault*
*Monkey noises in the backround*
*Discomfort Pauline*
DK Gets TOiyz
*DK Cup (with plushie), Golden Banana and Fanart*
*Laughter House*
Greaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh! *Leffff*
*Mario is now Asian for some reason*
*Wife abuse?*
You son of a bitch!
*Dancey Kong*
*Mario snaeks pup*
You wut!?
*Panicking Dong*
*Mariogibberish* You big monkey!
I don giva fuk!
*pew*
*and*
*stab*
AUGH MY ACH!
OHMAGOD!
AHHHHHHHH!!!
OHF*CKINGGODOHMYGOD!
*Well Mario screwed up*
Mario: Come at me bro!
*Nothing happened!*
*Still fighting*
*Confusion*
*Italianesse*
Donk: Hey! Auh hee hee! *slaps Mario*
Hey!
*Kong laughs and Mario is confused*
dafuq
N.E.S.
Ho my god!
*DUN!*
*Nuts Dong crushes plumber*
Ok! Wahoo, yipee!
Oh huhuh, ah huhahaha
*Another kidnap* DK: GOTCHA B*TCH!
Peach: Gawd dammit!
SMG4: WIll you shut up!?
Shut up! Shut ya goddamn mouth!
*Catch dat Kong*
*Pauline falls off*
*Banana phone*
No you don't!
*Mario suffering from an "Earthquake"*
*Planet of the dongs*
*Planet of the h̶o̶m̶i̶c̶i̶d̶a̶l̶ dongs*
*Planet of the dongs*
Mario: Hurry, Hurry, Hurr-
Mario: Oh No!
Chunky: It's raping time!
*Well Mario's officially dead*
Chunky: Tankey-
AAHHHHHH
:D
D: ded
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Dankey kang: noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dankey kang: NOOOOOOO *Pauline deeed
Dankey kang: NOOOOOOO
Wahoo, yeah!
Fuk u big boy
*Mario's mad*
Hey stinky!
*Dankey Kang: The Game*
Barreels!
*DK dropping bareels*
Oh you mama mia....
Lalalala, hm hm hmm
*IT'S RAININ' SHET*
Wahoo yeah!
OOF!
Mama mia... INCOMING!
INCOMING!
#ded
*MaaM is [TRIGGERED]
*Item equip!*
*mario used hammer!*
*The most OP item in Dankey Kang: The Game*
DED
*Merio dun giv a fak*
*Merio DAMNage Dealt: ∞* *TOAD ded: -∞*
#REKT
I am the smart!
*Suddenly Explosive Barrel* I am-
*KAPLOOIE!*
#REKT
FUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Mama mia...
*Convenient elevator*
♪DK!♪
♪DONKEY KANG!♪
♪D-D-DK!♪
It's a me!
DK: O hell no-oh ohaaaaaaaa!
DK: O hell no-oh ohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Pauline: Woo-hoo...
atk
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*Menacing*
Pikachu I choose you!
GO!
hhfgf
*And the villain won* MAMA F***ER! rip mini mario
OK!
*2 Dancin' Dinos and Brneh teh Dienosr boss in the game screen*
*dankey kang kidnaped princess peach!*
Noooooo.....
ok dokey!