- Good morning, Clan.
Welcome to day 1495.
Man, I still can't get over the hype
from yesterday's live chat.
It was so much fun.
I love live streaming.
I do it almost everyday over on ClintusGames
but that's playing a video game
and my concentration is split
between the video game and the chat.
With YouNow and the live chats, the live q and a's,
it's a hundred percent to you guys
and I love it.
I hope you guys enjoyed it.
If you missed, I'm sorry.
Like I said in yesterday's vlog,
we're definitely going to be doing more of those
at least once a week, maybe more.
I don't know.
And they have an app on my iPhone
that I can actually live stream
from my mobile to YouNow
so I'm thinking I'm going to be doing those
instead of Periscope and stuff like that
but we'll see.
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Don't miss the next live chat.
So today is May 4th, right?
Star Wars Day.
May the fourth be with you.
So all day today people are going to be tweeting stuff
and sharing stuff
and taking about Star Wars
and blah blah blah
and I'm a big fan of Star Wars.
Grew up watching Return of the Jedi
and all that good stuff.
Today, there's all kinds of specials and deals going on.
I'm headed to Dutch Brothers right now
because they're going to be doing four stamps today
so I buy one coffee, I get four stamps
so take advantage of that
because I'm always down
with some free Dutch Brothers.
You know what I'm saying?
And then I don't know,
maybe me and Bryce will have a lightsaber battle.
Maybe. Something.
I actually have,
I have a legit lightsaber, guys. No joke.
I don't think I've ever shown you guys this
but I actually have a legit lightsaber.
I'm going to pull that out
and then Bryce can pull out whatever he's got
and we're going to have a lightsaber duel
and I'm going to kick his butt.
(light music)
Alright, Bryce is home from school.
Hello, Bryce. - Hi.
- Sierra is still at school for art club
and we're here at Walmart
looking for something special.
Something involving this.
I have one but Bryce doesn't have one.
He does but it's really crappy and old
so we're going to get a new one
because they have new ones.
They have really cool ones now.
- Maybe I could get a...
- [Clintus] Is it down this aisle?
- Yep. - [Clintus] Yep, this aisle.
This aisle.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
- No.
- [Clintus] Keep going, keep going, keep going.
There it is.
Oh, check this one out.
You can build your own.
- Oh, I want this.
- [Clintus] Build your own.
- No because it has three different sticks
so you can have three little ones.
- [Clintus] Yep.
- And then you can hold that and just do this.
- [Clintus] Yep.
Oh, here you go.
Just get this one.
- No.
- [Clintus] Perfect. Just your size.
Here's one. Here, you got Obi-Wan Kenobi
and then you've got,
we've got Kylo Ren's.
Yeah, that's pretty gnarly.
- I don't know why it doesn't have any--
- [Clintus] You can have a bunch of different ones.
- I don't know why it doesn't have--
- [Clintus] I think you can buy these
and they attach to them
because it's all BladeBuilders
so there you go.
You have a gift card for your birthday
that you never used.
Do you want to use that?
Oh, you brought it. Look at that.
We were just talking about it
and you, smartypants, pulled it out.
- Oh, look at, these are all the things you could do.
- [Clintus] Different configurations.
- [Bryce] Why would you want that?
- [Clintus] I don't know. Why would you want that?
Cut your leg off.
Alright, cool, is that what you want?
- Yeah. - Let's do it.
So I don't think I ever showed you guys this.
Maybe I have. I don't know,
I've been vlogging for a long time,
whether or not it's made the vlogs a lot
but a lot of you new guys have probably never seen this
but I actually own a lightsaber.
No joke.
Metal, aluminum,
it takes batteries of course,
lights up
but it's a legit lightsaber.
I bought this,
what, 12 years ago, babe?
- [Tiffany] Long time ago. - Long time ago.
I think I was still in college when I bought it.
Anyways, it's a legit replica,
working replica of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber
from Return of the Jedi.
Alright, so Bryce got this bad boy.
The Jedi Master Lightsaber.
It's got all these different pieces and parts
and he can build,
it says it's over a hundred different combinations.
- [Bryce] Yeah, but I don't have all those yet.
- [Clintus] You don't have all the pieces.
Okay. Alright.
But he's got two little green ones
and then the big blue one
and you can buy red ones too, right?
- Yeah, I want to do this
then put two right there
but actually that wouldn't really work.
- [Clintus] That would be crazy.
- If I'm moving this, I would just slice my hands off.
- [Clintus] Slice your hand off.
Yep, you don't want to do that.
Or I could just put these.
- Alright, I think
we should have a lightsaber battle.
Good versus evil.
Jedi versus Sith.
Duel to the death.
Alright, so I showed you the hilt.
Let me show you this thing in action.
Bryce, kill the lights.
It actually lights up.
I wanted orange but they sent me pink.
They didn't have orange, they said.
So not bad, right?
Lights up pretty good.
Looks pretty good.
I mean, it's pink but whatever.
Fully lights up on the handle on the hilt.
So Bryce and I
are going to have a little lightsaber battle.
Light it up.
Oh, you missed.
- What the? You did.
- [Sierra] Take off your socks.
- [Tiffany] You okay, buddy?
- [Sierra] He's making sure the lightsaber's okay.
- I'm fine.
- [Clintus] The socks.
- [Tiffany] Maybe take off the socks, buddy.
- Take off your socks. - [Tiffany] You okay?
- [Sierra] That's not what you want to do in a lightsaber battle.
- That was awesome.
We did plan that, you guys.
That was awesome.
- [Sierra] The Sith would have killed you.
- Yeah.
- [Sierra] If it was in real Star Wars,
they would just cut you.
- Would have lunged at you.
Alright, round two.
Here we go.
Yours already turned off.
Oh, good save using your arm.
- Ow. - Oh.
- [Sierra] Do the Obi-Wan Kenobi move.
- [Tiffany] Watch the TV, guys.
- Oh.
Nice.
- Almost got your leg.
- [Sierra] And if you cut off your arm,
you have to be like, ugh.
- Wait.
- [Tiffany] Oh gosh, guys.
- Good commentary from mom.
- Ah, that was close.
- No.
(nervous laughter)
Damn, son.
- [Tiffany] I knew something was going to happen.
Okay, blind on the floor.
Did you break it?
- Oh my gosh.
- No, it didn't break.
- [Sierra] It falls apart like that by itself.
- Winner.
- [Tiffany] Oh my goodness.
- Oh, wow.
- [Tiffany] Oh my goodness.
- [Sierra] Luckily, it didn't hit me in the face.
That was right--
- [Clintus] I know, that could have been bad.
I could have hit Sierra and hurt her bad.
- [Tiffany] Yeah, Sierra or break our glass.
- [Sierra] You could have hit me in the face.
- [Tiffany] Alright, boys,
I think we're done. You're playing too rough.
- He is.
- When we were in college
and we made lightsaber,
we did rotoscoping for the lightsabers,
we used dowel rods.
Dowel rods are this size.
Those wood sticks in the garage,
that's what I used to use.
It would fit in here perfectly
and I had a bunch of friends that had these
so we used actual sticks
and we could actually hit each other with sticks and stuff
and we hurt our hands and stuff like that
but I never really fought with this thing.
This is my first official battle with this thing so clearly--
- [Sierra] It comes out. - I'm a little aggressive.
That's alright.
I think I may have just broke my lightsaber
in its first battle in over a decade.
The saber won't light up.
The hilt lights up still.
I took the battery out but the hilt still lights up
and I hear it trying to send the power.
It's making a humming noise.
I think I may have broke the element
when it hit the wall.
- [Bryce] You broke the crystal.
- I broke the crystal inside, yeah.
Well, that's in the hilt though.
- [Bryce] How big is the crystal in these?
- Any case, it looks like we need some new blinds now.
But Bryce still has his sabers.
He's got his two daggers.
- He's got the blue one over there.
- He's got the blue one that he just was fighting with
and then Sierra's got the other two
that we found in Bryce's room.
- Nunchucks. - [Clintus] So you guys can, I guess,
technically still have a battle, right?
- We got three different weapons for the good side
and the dark side.
We had two.
- Fight. - You look like
traffic constructor or something.
- [Clintus] Like an airplane...
- [Sierra] Yeah, one of those.
- [Clintus] What are those guys called?
Traffic controllers.
- [Sierra] Yeah.
- [Clintus] Ironically, Sierra has actually been watching
the Star Wars movies this week.
You wanted to watch one on the plane ride
to PlayList Live.
- I wanted to watch the third one but they didn't have it.
They only had the sixth and the fifth one
so I was going to watch the Return of the Jedi.
- [Clintus] So you came home
and you've been watching them all, right?
- Yeah. I'm on the third one right now.
I'm more towards the end when Anakin...
- [Clintus] Turns bad. - Yeah.
- [Clintus] Yeah, so you're all ready for Star Wars.
- Yep. - [Clintus] Yep.
- So I kind of already know all their moves.
- She took my,
she threw it away.
- I threw him down
and I threw his lightsaber away
and then I dropped it.
Now, I have two.
- And I just got these.
- So what do you think of all this?
- I think you're crazy.
I was waiting for something to break.
At least it was our blinds and not the TV
or our daughter's face.
- Yeah, I feel bad.
That stick definitely could have hit somebody in the face
and hurt them. - Yeah.
- But yeah.
- Honestly, I was not expecting you boys--
- I go hard.
- Crazy hard.
- I go hard, yeah.
- I thought just a little (imitating sword noise).
- Got to make it look good for you guys, right?
I had to make it look realistic.
- But yeah, it was fun though.
- [Clintus] We'll have lightsaber battles like this
for weeks now.
Everyday they come home from school,
they'll grab the lightsabers
and they'll want to battle each other.
For sure.
- Oh, you used the force.
- [Clintus] So how was volleyball? - Good.
- [Clintus] Last practice of the season. - Yeah.
- [Clintus] What's this weekend?
- This weekend is our championship.
- [Clintus] Championships.
But practice was good? - Yeah.
- [Clintus] You guys do anything different?
Same just kind of,
what are your coaches' last words?
What was your coaches last...
- Well, it was only Coach Hope
because Coach Molly
at the high school she works at
had something else with a different sport.
- [Clintus] Okay. - So she wasn't there
but she will be there on Saturday
but basically Coach Hope said
that it's our last practice.
We just need to have fun
and so we just played a few funner
or more fun.
Yeah, some more fun games, yeah.
- [Clintus] And then what did you guys do?
- Then around seven-ish,
we all went to Yogurtini
and ate frozen yogurt.
- [Clintus] Got a little froyo? - [Sierra] Yep.
- [Clintus] Got a little froyo.
Nice. What did you get on your froyo?
- I had cake batter froyo,
gummy bears, sour worms,
sour patch kids,
sprinkles, white chocolate chips.
- [Clintus] Gross.
- Yogurt chips.
- That's so gross.
I like it simple, guys.
Fruit and nuts.
Bryce is in here hard at work
doing his homework.
Homework.
Yeah.
How was basketball, dude?
- Good.
- [Clintus] What'd you do?
- [Bryce] We just scrimmaged the whole practice.
- Scrimmaged the whole practice
and this kid, little baller,
looked good, man.
Super aggressive.
Well, guys, I'm going to end the vlog here.
Hope you enjoyed.
Hope you enjoyed that epic Star Wars battle
even though we had a couple spills and chills
and I broke my lightsaber.
Sad day but I'll keep the hilt.
I'm going to keep both of them
but I'm going to keep the hilt for sure
and maybe I'll just pull it out every May 4th.
I'll just pull it out,
we'll do a little lightsaber battle every May 4th.
Something to look forward to.
But be sure to give it a thumbs up
if you did like it.
Let me know in the comments down below
what did you do on May 4th.
Did you watch the Star Wars movies?
Did you watch the new one?
Did you go get yourself
some new Star Wars swag or toys or whatever?
Let me know in the comments down below
what you did
and we'll see you guys tomorrow
for another vlog and another adventure.
Vlog on.