Tell us how you would do an Arnab Goswami impression
I’d wear a cheap suit
With a blue shirt and an even darker blue tie
With a pen in my hand
Bend down hunchback
Mr Jayendra, the nation wants to know, please
One second, everyone, everyone, please
You were pointing towards this thing
And there is just a dog sleeping
Who is the most eccentric yet intelligent person on Indian national television?
I like Rannvijay, for that matter
Pronoy Roy is very good
Then Ranveer Singh
But Ranveer Singh doesn’t want the nation to know
Barkha Dutt
I think she is as good as your friend
Arnab Goswami
My friend
Hi friend
You put intelligent so now I can’t say Arnab
At that point of time you were going to go like arrrrr
And then you were like intelligent and like
Obviously Arnab Goswami
No but why did it have to be him?
Because it would not happen to Rajat Sharma
It can happen in my case
By what he is saying, can you tell me how exactly he looks like?
In your head
An old guy
He’s bald
He tries to be a hippie or something
He’s exactly describing Anupam Kher
In a Goa setup
He’s pretty honest with his stuff and he actually kills the person directly
She’s a fan
Me and my mom are surprisingly charmed by him
If I was a guy and if he was selling me a razor or something
I’d buy it
Even though I don’t need it
She’s weird
He’s damn pissing off
He comes up and he shouts
Give him something to put in his mouth
He’s very smart, he’s very good
He knows how to get information from people
I think he’s the best host that we have
I think he’s like the Rakhi Sawant of news channels
I will tell this to the media
But which Mikka singh Will kiss him?
Barkha Dutt
You can watch him, you know
It’s not like those two TV anchors sitting on ‘Door Dharshan’
Wearing blue suits, with a white tie and going like, yeah
This happened today morning, that
And he’s like, Whoa!
That happened today morning, people!
Listen to me bit**** !
He does more drama than ‘saas-bahu’ serials
When you want to watch a news channel you want someone to give it to you straight up
You don’t want the whole drama around it
He doesn’t go about it from a very objective point of view
He becomes really loud, really dramatic
He’s like ‘Dhyaan Se Dhekhiye’ in english
‘Dhyaan Se Dekhyie’
He doesn’t let anyone talk
It’s only his point, or it’s no point
He was talking to Narendra Modi
He didn’t even say a word
He let Modi speak
And when others have to talk he doesn’t let them speak
It’s like Modi goes to Tirupati and he doesn’t stand in the six hour line
When he’s talking
It’s like a mime for the other nine
That is what is required as a host
If you want to get information
Like you are trying to get information from me
You are trying to be tactful with me
If you don’t know how to talk with people, how to extract information, you’ll be unsuccessful
I think in the yelling and screaming sometimes when he talk calmly is when you actually know that
Yes, point
Why does Arnab Goswami get so angry?
He just wants to prove his point to the world
He’s mad, what else?
Hey!
At times he has to be loud because
If too many people are talking
He knows how to keep them shut
That’s his character
He probably just started screaming one day and people liked it
So he’s like, in just going to keep screaming
This is making money
He’s just using rage to get rage out of other people
Do you think Arnab Goswami is actually concerned about what’s going on in the country?
Or, he’s just putting up a big show
It’s anything and everything for TRP, for him
But there are times he says something really fair as well
Like in the case of Gajendra Chauhan
He really took his case
On national television
And Gajendra Chauhan belongs to the ruling party
Maybe
There is some concern in what he says
Because we’re living in a time where a lot of people
Don’t get affected by things that are happening in the country
And he gets affected by it
And it shows
When the issue is all out there
He was the last person’s opinion I wanted to see
He’s taken away that credibility from his whole thing
Do you really think the nation wants to know what Arnab wants to say?
Yeah
Yeah?
Maybe?
I think people want to mute the TV that time
He needs to know that if he’s asked a question, that’s where his job ends
Do you think this is how he is in real life?
In front of the camera, I think it’s just for that
I think it’s not apart from that
If news channels start showing us the footage when there’s a break going on
As soon as he gets up from the bed, like
Good Morning!
And the child says good morning
‘How dare you say good morning to me’
He seems like he’s very punctual
If you guys were in a debate with Arnab Goswami
How would you deal with it?
I would walk out
I’d give up
You try going on his show
He’s much more knowledgeable than me, for sure
So now, we’re going to debate about me, Arnab Goswami
There is one side that says I’m very bad
There is another side that says I’m very good
Which one is that side that says I’m bad?
Us, us, us
That itself is a debate?
Everybody go drown in the Carter Road sea
I don’t like what you’re wearing
Your mom gave it to me
My mom doesn’t even know you
So, as if I know you, stupid! That is all bullshit.
You suck, stop annoying. That is all bullshit my lord.
Annoying, annoying pest.Who’s my lord?
Sorry what were you saying?
Yeah, I think…
No, tell me, what you were saying ?
I think…
No, no, you have to
Now tell me, why do you think Arnab Goswami is bad?
No I’m not…
No, the nation wants to know!
I think he is…
The nation wants to know!
I forgot the question now
You cannot talk, this is my show
The people want to know but you cannot talk
No listen it’s my show
You cannot talk
Please let me talk sir
No you can’t talk
No, Please let me talk sir
No you can’t talk
I’ve come on this show to talk, please
Meenakshi Lekhi
I need to talk sir
I’ve come on this show to talk
Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever accuse a journalist of taking money
Meenakshi Lekhi, accused him of taking money to take sides
Do you think that’s true?
I don’t think so
No, I don’t
Just because you look like him
It’s not right to accuse people of taking money
Unless you have concrete evidence of any sorts
A lot of people watch him, he makes a lot of money doing what he does
I don’t think he would make a mistake of doing that
Arnab Goswami says
‘Even though I’m not the best journalist in the country, I understand prime time television
the most’
110%
He does
Ekta Kapoor also understood it, no?
The fact that we’re talking about it right now I think is bang on about that
He’s definitely captured a lot of eyes, a lot of people watch it like
He’s on the nine o’clock shows
If the same debate was going on, on ‘Door Dharshan’ you wouldn't watch it
You wouldn’t want two people saying, ‘Yes, okay, now you talk’
It’s like picking up a Zara and clothes from the street
You know?
It’s Zara
You just, fashionis-ed him
He is literally brainwashing a lot of people who do not know the other side of the story
When somebody has an attitude, love me or hate me, you can’t ignore me
The fact that I’m so amused by him and that I put him on everyday
And that I’m talking about him and doing a show about him all over again
I think he’s just getting all the rubbish footage that he shouldn’t be getting in
the first place
With all due respect
Arnab Goswami is a brand
You can’t deny it
Pick up anyone on the road and they know who he is
You can hate him, you can love him, but you can’t ignore him
If Arnab was your dad, how would you deal with him?
I’d be like, shut up man, stop screaming
But that’s not even close to my volume
You’ve seen that scene from ‘Rang De Basanti’?
Where Siddharth shoots Anupam Kher
So, something like that, probably
If Arnab was your boss ?
I wouldn’t join the company
I would not listen to him
Run away, leave the job
How would you guys react if Arnab Goswami was somebody that you guys were dating?
Or is that already true?
The laugh said it, I think
Yeah, I’d just be like this
All the time
Yeah
You know the guys always have to shut up right?
The female Arnab trumps the male Arnab all the time
This was Mumbai on Arnab Goswami
And let me tell you one thing
The man is a phenomena on Indian television
The people love to hate him
And other people hate to love him
Why don’t you comment down below
And tell us
Do you love to hate him or do you hate to love him?
What is so likeable about him and what is so dislikable about him?
Comment down below with your opinions
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