this spacecraft you see around us will be carrying the first ever humans to land on mars
your job is to get on that spaceship and make sure it does not take off and get to mars
i think you better call an emergency meeting why because someone's trying
to take down this ship oh my gosh okay all right emergency meeting
all right listen up everyone and listen up good i am the general of space force and today marks
the day of the official start of the gemini project you are sitting on 20 years of hard
work this spacecraft you see around us will be carrying the first ever humans to land on mars
as general of space force it is my duty to protect all citizens of the world and we don't know what's
on mars there could be some freaky deaky stuff down there that just scares the jb whippies out
of me furthermore i have selected the best of the best to run this space station and make it to mars
beside me we have astronauts phds scientists and everyone in between maya introduce you to
the first crew member of the gemini project truthful ted he has a masters in art history
a phd in prehistoric science a psychology degree and most importantly bestseller author
of the children's book telling only the truth ladies and gentlemen truthful ted hi everyone
now the next and most important member of this crew and one i truly admire his name is none other
than snake as an advanced phd in criminology flight wizard master along with coordinated
technician he is one of the best men for the job he doesn't say much ladies and gentlemen
snake sup i'm snake i like space i guess all right ladies and gentlemen and now for the pilots of the
spacecraft the smartest most elite most athletic and the best men for the job may i present to you
my personal best friends pj big l and the mighty p what what do you mean you called the wrong guys
they look the same on my no that's papa jake logan and phil that is not pj big l and the mighty p
yes i know it looks the same in my contacts but you should have gotten the right guys these two
are absolute imbeciles they don't know how to fly a spaceship let alone take this thing to mars
you think that they're going to be in charge of the gemini program they are complete idiots i
wouldn't have them run a lemonade stain if i was running one okay yeah that that that definitely
hurt a little bit but sir to be honest it is honestly a uh an honor to be insulted by you
that really makes my day don't forgive me you guys i'm here for the donuts all right change of plans
it looks like papa jake logan and phil will be the captains of this ship it does not change though
however the mission the mission is simple take the gemini space shuttle and make it to mars once
in orbit all five of you will have tasks you must accomplish in order to launch the system and make
it all the way there you are on the verge of new discovery you are the faces of the new humanity
i am sure you will be very pleased with what's inside this briefcase
your job is to get on that spaceship and make sure it does not take off and get to mars
all right guys so it looks like we are now in command of a intergalactic space station
on the way to mars we've done it logan why are we on a space station this is not good why are
we going to space well it was an accident yes it was a very big accident but either way we're
going to space man have you not ever wanted to go to mars think of all the sand and the mountains
jake you can't breathe on mars you can't breathe on mars but you know what you can do
you can jump jake donuts in space there are lots of donuts past the milky way all right let's go
yeah all right look guys it's pretty simple we do the tasks on this little task sheet bing bada boom
we're on our way to mars no problems logan you will be the first man to ever step on mars after
me of course because i'll be stepping out first phil you'll be the third person ever go on mars
all right now of course there are some ground rules as we do launch in the spacecraft
if anyone does have an issue with what's going on the spacecraft perhaps while doing your tasks you
notice that there is an emergency or an issue we have installed an emergency button in the center
of the console here now if anyone has a problem simply press this we'll all hear the siren and
come running all right so no one press this unless you absolutely have to it's like a fire alarm at
school logan what are you doing okay why did you press the emergency button there's no emergency
jake we're in outer space that's an emergency it's not an emergency nothing's happened yet
all right look just do your tasks on the board okay truthful ted i like you i like you a lot
and you snake go do your tasks and we'll all be mars in no time don't tell me what to do you're
not a real captain you're on this ship by an accident okay all right you know what snake i'm
taking those hurtful comments i'm gonna put them in my little hurtful box and put that aside i'm
not gonna let those hurt me i am a real captain it says right here somewhere on your commander
and yes it might have been an accident but that doesn't matter i'm your captain and
you're acting extremely sus so go do your tasks still go do your tests logan go do your task
truthful ted you're with me let's go do some tasks all right my tasks empty garbage man
okay folk well jake's going with truthful ted so why don't we partner up and do our tasks together
okay sounds good all right come on truthful ted you're with me buddy all right unlock manifolds
well that's not my job let's keep moving on here these guys are morons i'll go do my own thing you
know it's really good to get away from those guys sometimes truthful ted get to another part of the
space station and do our own thing just me and you truthful ted sounds like a plan just me and you
all together alone yeah you know when they made me the leader of this whole ship i thought man i
don't know if i can do it and then i looked in the mirror and i saw my face and i said you're papa
jake you can do it that's right you are popping g yep you never lie that's why i like you so much
all right the first task is to fix the wires oh look here's the wires looks like we're in the
cafeteria time to find some donuts phil do you have any jobs in the cafeteria um yeah i don't
know something about garbage or something like that there's the garbage right there all right
garbage oh you're over there why don't you just do it quickly do what the garbage that's one
of your jaws okay i mean how hard could that be oh there we go perfect how do we fix wires okay
well it looks pretty simple you just connect the colors the blue wires connect with the blue wires
pink with the pink all right and green with the green bam just like that the wires are connected
okay right on fix wires complete all right well first thing on my task is fill canisters somewhere
in the ship what do you got going on truthful ted i gotta turn on the water valve or something
oh i can't argue with that he's always telling the truth all right guys well looks like i have
to fill the canisters with air and that is uh three canisters and that's on my list
all right this should be fun actually i take that back this is probably gonna be very fun
there's one canister down second one to go
and oh no no truthful ten is everything okay in there
okay so my next task is to stabilize steering uh do you have a task that's close to that i'm not
sure but i got clean air filters i'll go find those okie dokie all right stabilized steering
i think that should be in the control center all right looks like this is the
control room stabilized steering let's see what we have here uh what's okay
stabilized steering start alright let's do this stabilize steering it says collect 20.
all right last one bam all right looks like another task is complete
fix wire stabilized steering now we're on to unlock manful oh hey hey snake what's going on
you're always telling the truth and that means a lot more than anything in this life it's okay
i'll help you fix it oh man must have taken a lot to knock this thing over here help me get it up
what task are you doing again i was fixing the water pipes ah you do sound truthful oh uh hey
snake what's going on not much just found this spring in the cafeteria looks like someone was
trying to break the garbage chute awfully sus if you ask me oh no that doesn't sound good what's
the sus thing everyone keeps saying i don't know you're acting awfully sus to me what what what's
this i'm i'm not suss at all i'm just minding my own business doing my own task you you were in the
cafeteria that's us yeah i was in the cafeteria fixing wires are you trying to take this spaceship
down because you didn't even want to be on it in the first place snake chill out dude look at my
wires they're perfectly done i think you better call an emergency meeting why because someone's
trying to take down this ship oh my gosh okay what is going on here okay the emergency button
we're gonna flip the switch all right emergency meeting hey you hear that you're calling the
emergency meeting already all right come on follow me truthful ted something's going wrong
well phil what are you doing oh aj i'm just doing my task okay well they're calling an emergency
meeting come on we gotta go quick something's wrong okay wait there may be any doughnuts at
this meeting no there's no donuts in the meaning come on go go go we're on a spaceship all right as
the captain i have come to the emergency meeting but i have not called it logan why'd you call it
okay so snake came up to me and he said someone's been sabotaging the ship he found the spring in
the cafeteria said it was from the garbage chute he called me sus i'm not suss if anything snake is
sauce he says like one word all right whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay everyone just calm down you
realize what this emergency meeting means right we all take a vote and whoever is voted as suspicious
is therefore sent to the airlock and sent out of the spacecraft only then does our advanced
computer technology let us know whether or not that person was in fact trying to take down
the spaceship you might ask why can't we do that before we shoot them out the airlock well i didn't
invent the system that would make a lot more sense and would save a lot of people but regardless all
right logan is calling snakes uh snake how do you feel about that if we're being honest here i don't
trust any of you you're all superstars okay well it looks like logan and snake have a lot to work
out perhaps instead of calling this meaning we have therapy between you two we set up a room
and you guys can hash out your problems because it seems like you and snake have a lot of problems so
i guess that means your own snake right guys i'm not voting snake i don't think he did anything
wrong if he found it i mean who was the one that activated the garbage chute logan what
phil that's super sus i was literally helping you do your tasks i don't actually want to vote you
logan i won't push me down who touched the garbage chute technically me but phil asked me to now that
might be the most sus thing i've ever heard logan why would you touch the garbage shoe when it's
phil's job phil why wouldn't you do your own job i was just reading it you were right there let's ask
people ted truthful ted who do we vote off this island how i know is i didn't do it i think it was
a snake that's the most sus thing i've heard all day that might be the most sus thing you've said
all week we've only been here for like 30 minutes not you truthful time not you you're trying to
take down this ship no that's what i'm saying i'm not taking down the ship i'm drinking dad
i'm telling the truth i never lie stop truthful time to stop saying these words
okay i think it's clear that snake is being the most suss out of everyone he says like one word
he's super moody and he came to us with the spring he had the spring in his hand maybe he was the one
who broke the garbage chute i think we're logan's change right guys but what about the weather
system the only reason the weather system's down is because of truthful ted and yes the garbage
shoot is down but i can't figure out between all three of you all right it's gonna have to come
to a vote the good old-fashioned way everyone let us know in the comments down below who you
think should be sent out that airlock because if anyone it should probably be logan what you