*High Five* TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!! My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome to everything
You heard me, this game is everything
Everything is this game and this game is everything!
It's all I am gonna tell ya about this. You are not gonna know anymore.
You're just gonna come in a magical journey of everything with me
And this game also belongs to Jacoby
Cuz i put that in myself
Not Jackaboy, not Jack, Jackoby
That is how i am gonna be called for now on
Ahhh, OK. So Welcome to everything
Where we explore the vast cosmos from stuff. From the tiniest, teeny, tiny little cells from stardust
All the way, to??? God knows what.
What happened before now?
Nothing.
There was nothing.
It's just BOOM!!! Big Bang into existence!
What should I do?
I dunno, watch Netflix?
Order Pizza!
Oh, here I go
That's a deep question, Mr. Stardustball
Why are any of us here?
Really...
What are we here to do?
Ohhhkay, there I go! Now I'm a seal!
*laughs*
okhayy
So this game is called ''Everything''
I don't know actully a whole lot about the game
I just know that a lot of people were talking about it before it came out aaand
you go through different states of being different things
Right now I'm a seal but uhmm, the animations are the best.
*giggles*
Ohhh, I'm so cute!!
*laughs*
Look at me go!
I've only ever seen the deer ones, where they like flop on their heads and their backs and everything
Ahh! Get away from me!
Ohh God, I'm fucking adorable!
*seal noises*
YEAHHH
You are Harbour Seal
Thoughts info added under help
Ahhh
Okay
For now, I'm just gonna bounce around the place
Hello little Pengu!!
NOOT NOOT!
No?..
Okay
Do the elephants move like that? Yeahh *giggles*
This is the fucking best!
I don't- I don't know what the end-goal for the game is, I don't know much actully...
But look at these cute motherfuckers!
Hello!
Friends?
Friendsss!
Come back!
Dammnnn!!
Fucking gymnastics elephant!
...Mother of God
Right, so what do- what can i become next?
After deer, what is there?
Let's hear thoughts
Can I -Can I listen to the thoughts here?
I thought that that's what I was doing..
Ahh!
*reading off screen*
Thank you!
Things with the BLALALA icons unlock abilities
Sick dude!
So how do I find these?
Do I --Oh there's one
*mimicks seal movement sounds*
*laughs*
It's fucking adorable!
I wanna be one!
MOOVEEE, YA FUCKING DEER!!
Moose, elk, ... whatever you are.
*gasp*
There's polar bears!
I should probably stay away from them right?
Polar b-- I like how I can go slowly like
Is that polar bears? Ehhh, ehhh. Should I go near them? Ehhhh
HI FRIENDS!!!
*chuckles*
Come here!
Come here, I wanna talk to you!
*reads off screen*
You're a animal...
I also a animal.
I a animal in animal kingdom.
Pleased to meet you! Imma trot along now.
Thanks very much and bye
Ohh, if I hold X i go faster
MOVE OUTA DA WAY!!!
Okay, I can talk to the moose
*reads off screen*
Singing- JESUS CRIST, THE HELL
EXCUSE ME
I'M IN A CONVERSATION
*Continues to read*
Ohh, so I can sing?
*seal makes weird noise*
Hughhh
Whoo, he's singing!
Did that rock just sing to me?
Heh...
Let me hear what you sound like.
Okay, I'm- I'm a little nervous.
I'm a little embarassed by my voice
*screaming*
This thing sang back to me a second ago
*more weird noises*
Hi!.. Or was it you?
The fucking rock is making noises!
I'm not Dwayne Johnson... I'm talking about that one back there.
Ok, let's go
hep hep hep
We all live in harmony here.
It's beautiful.
Hello?
*reads off screen*
Fine. I was just tryin' to help.
Oh, God. Hello!
*laughs*
There's something so funny about them coming into frame and just being like 'Hi!'.
*chuckles*
Right.
Off we go. Wait. Let's do this
*seal noises*
No?...
Hollywood. Hire me.
Animal sounds -Jacksepticeye.
Flip flop flop flop flop flop
I'm so fuckin cute- HELLO?
Anybody home??
Flop flop flop flop flop flop
*giggles* It's so fuckin cute
Ok, there's another one of those things over there
but theres also a thought bubble up here
oh, no it disappeared...
Anybody wanna talk? AHHH I get it!!
I see now!
I'M GOIN' THIS WAY!
I'm going to talk to the dodecahedron.
Can somebody help me figure out what the fuck I'm doin'
I wanna talk to the rock.
*reads off screen*
You're a rock!
You can't do that!
Hello!!
Hey!
*reads off screen*
About 400 yards that way, that's where I came from anyway
*continues to read*
Oh, ok.
Okay.
So, I need to find my friends
I need to- I need to- OH Jesus Christ...
I need harbor seals!!
Can I go into the water?
Aw it's not water it's ice!
Hello!!
Oh you're not a harbor seal-
I AM!! *Seal noises*
YESSS!!
FUCK YEAH!! I'm gonna have my own little army!
Hello!!
C'mon friends!!
You guys are not harbor seals you are just little tiny ones....
I don't know the difference but okay-
You're not the same as me and I don't like that!
It's basically ah- racism in a nutshell,
umm, right! Okay.
So, where are the rest of my dudes?
*seal noises*
We ALL make sounds together!!
I'm gonna have a seal army
and our theme song is gonna be...
*singing* BABY, I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY.
OOOOOH! THE MORE I GET FROM YOU THE STRANGER IT FEELS, YEAH
*seal noises*
You get it 'cause Seal sings that song?
I shouldn't have to explain my jokes!!
FUCKIN' AMAZING JOKE!!
LET US JOIN TOGETHER WITH OUR OTHER SEAL BRETHREN
AND MAKE AN ARMY
WORTHY OF MORDOR
flop flop flop flop flop
We're a fuckin' cute-ass army though
I wanna talk to the mammoth
*reads off screen*
Thank you, appreciate it
Don't wreck my seal posse!
My posse!
I gotta fuckin posse right now
Are you one of us?
*seal noises* Yes you fucking are
That's the call, of a seal who knows what they want out of life
Come on friendo
Ah, and the camera actually zooms out the more I get
heheh
What's this thing?
There's like, artifact from jerusalem looking thing
I don't know but- plop plop plop plop plop
On we go!!
I thought that moose was hanging upside down in the tree
*reads off screen*
NO!!!!
I don't wanna!!
I finally got some friends here in this arctic abyss
I don't wanna get rid of them-
I don't know what that thing at the top of my screen is
*bubble sounds as seals leave the group*
Oh but now I got rid of all of them!!
*More seal noises*
No! I want all of them together with me!!
Ah, the thing at the top of my screen shows how many I have with em
C'MON TROOPS!!
hop hop hop hop hop hop hop
GAWD WE'RE SO FUCKIN' CUTE
We're gonna win the cute war DAMMIT!!
Where'd that other guy go?
There was one right here, there he goes
GET EM!!
Join us!
We need to make babies.
We need to repopulate the earth.
Okay,
Do I have a next thing I'm supposed to go to?
I think I'm actually supposed to get rid of all my dudes
But I don't wanna! Look how fuckin' cute we are
The seal army shall rise!
And defeat everybody else!
Maybe I should bring them to the water and leave them there,
'cause at least then I know where they are
Anything up here?
Imma just go talk to people!
Imma talk to mammoths!
Imma talk to trees!
Weeee!!!!
*Laughs*
This game is adorable
Seriously, I don't know what else you do in this game
I don't know what the end goal is
*reads off screen*
hmm
Hello!!
*reads off screen*
That's a great story grandad.
Okay, *bubble noises as seals leave*
Everybody go your own direction, Imma leave you at the water
Hopefully you're safe
I'll come back for you I swear I won't leave you here!
Off on this little journey alone I go...
Gawd I'm so cute.
Aww I'm so cute.
Hop hop hop hop hop *laughs*
*reads off screen*
You mean, the blink 182 song?
*Continues reading*
Ummm what?
WOOAAH
And where'd my seal dude go?
Okay can I-
Can I go even smaller?
Oh I can move as the grass!
Dude that's awesome!
I wanna be a frog!
Can I not be a frog? C'mon, YEAH!!
YEAY!!
Hop hop hop hop hop *Laughs*
*reads off screen*
Okay, but I like being a frog!
*frog croaks*
AWW I'm fuckin adorable!
*mimicking frog croak*
I wanna be a flower.
What am I?
*reads off screen*
*whispering* that's ah, pretty fuckin morbid...
Oh okay! I get it
Oh let's ascend!
I'm the seal again....
I wanna be the tree!!
I wanna be the cedar!!
YES!
I'm singing as a tree!
I don't know if that's good or bad
I need to bond
Yeah!
Now what can I be? Ascend?
I'M THE WHOLE FUCKIN ISLAND!
HOLY SHIT!
I CAN MOVE!!
I don't wanna descend, I wanna get bigger, I wanna become the earth!
This is fuckin weird man...
What the hell are those other here? Oh, those are just dick clouds
Those are dick clouds other there.
Anything else to talk bout? Okay,
Let's descend then- oh! What are you?
IMMA WHALE!!
This game is the fuckin best!!
I'm another island!
Are you talkin to me?
Hi, can I merge with you?
Can we be the same?
"You are a rock continent"
Okay, ascend again!
I'M THE WHOLE FUCKIN PLANET!!!!!
What. THE FUCK.
Is that how a planet sounds?
*strange growling noises*
"You are a green planet"
"You can descend to level below"
Why would I do that when I can ascend?
even GREATER
into a fuckin SOLAR MASS
"What there is"
*in-game voice speaking* "I find it a little difficult to say what the subject matter
of this seminar is going to be.
Because it's too fundamental to give it a title.
I'm going to talk about what there is.
Now, the first thing though that we have to do,
is to get our perspectives
with some background.
About the basic ideas that influences our everyday common sense.
Our fundamental notions about what life is about.
Ideas of the world,
which are built into the very nature of the language we use,
and our ideas of logic, and what makes sense all together.
And these basic ideas I call myths,
not using the word myth
to mean something simply untrue,
but to use myth in a more powerful sense."
THIS GAME IS AWESOME!!
*in-game voice continues* "A myth, is an image.
In terms of which we try to make sense of the world."
What the fuuuuck.
Can I just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger and get smaller and smaller and smaller?
This's INSANE.
Ascend again.
Woah what am I?
*ethereal-sounding beeping noises*
"You are feedback sphere"
"Opened 1-D category"
What the fuck are all these?
Okay, can I- can I uh, descend again please
"You are lenticular galaxy"
NO NO I don't want to be!
It's hard enough being a fuckin human!
Now I'm just a poop in space
Well, I'm an astroid but, you know what I mean
Let's go back to green planet please
Can I- astroid large NO!!
I wanna be a tiny seal!!
I found you! let's descend again
PLEASE!
For the love of fuckin god!
I'm having some sorta like weird existential crisis.
I don't wanna be fuckin kelp!
I don't wanna be ANY of these things!
Can I just descend onto the island?
There you go- I'm a fuckin rock
Ahhhh thank god.
I'm a snow leopard!
"You're a mountain lion" never mind *laughs*
YEAAAY!!
ah.
Back to normality.
aww look how cute I am okay,
Well I'm gonna leave this episode of Everything here,
Good lord this game is weird!
I am curious to see how many things you can become,
I don't even know- and it does this on it's own as well if you leave it
It just goes around and finds other things.
I don't know what the end goal is I think it's to like become everything
I don't know if there's an actual end goal that you're supposed to reach
Like there's a super massive black hole in the middle of the galaxy
or whatever. It seems like I got bigger than that almost.
I don't know, weird game. Cool game though!
I really like it a lot. Anyway!
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it,
PUNCH THAT LIKE BOTTON IN THE FACE!!
LIKE A BOSS!!
and high fives all around,
WAPSHHH WAPSHHH
THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Don't mind me!
I'm just trying finding a place to poop