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>> James: HEY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US.
I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE BOTH HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: CHRISTIAN, WE HAVE CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST HAD A
BABY GIRL, A LITTLE DAUGHTER.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: SHE'S WELL, SHE'S HALEY.
>> SHE IS GOOD, AUGUST 16th IS HER BIRTHDAY.
AND IT HAS BEEN AWHILE SINCE YOU HAVE HAD A NEWBORN.
>> TRUE.
>> James: IN YOUR LIFE, HOW DOES IT FEEL GOING BACK TO THE
CHANGING OF THE DIAPERS AND ALL THOSE THINGS.
>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE, OF COURSE, BUT THEY SEEM TO HAVE
MADE IT MORE COMPLICATED.
FROM BACK WHEN, I START LIKE YOUR KID COULD GET A COUPLE OF
GERMS AND BE FINE, YOU KNOW, BUILDS UP THE IMMUNE SYSTEM.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO WASHERING AND THE BOTTLES BREAK DOWN INTO
EIGHT DIFFERENT PIECES.
>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT.
>> AND WE GOT TO STERILIZE IT, IT.
>> STRESSFUL.
>> IT IS VER STRESS.
, YOU SPEND THE WHOLE TIME WITH KID GLOVES ON AND I'M JUST
WASHING BOTTLES.
>> James: YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE BOTTLES.
THE REASSEMBLY OF THE BOTTLES IS A NIGHTMARE.
>> ST A NIGHTMARE.
>> James: I WAS WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER CHARLOTTE ONCE IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DOING THE SORT OF 2 A.M. OR WHATEVER.
I WENT TO MY WIFE AND WAKE IT UP, I SAID SHE IS NOT TAKING THE
SHE IS JUST NOT TAKING THE BOTTLE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'VE DONE EVERYTHING, I'VE DONE
EVERYTHING AN MY WIFE LIT REALLILY LOOKED AT IT IN ONE
MINUTE AND SAID YOU STILL HAVE THE GUARD ON YOU DICK.
>> OH NO.
YEAH.
OH NO.
YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS BASICALLY BORN WITHIN ABOUT THE SAME FOUR
OR FIVE DAYS S THIS CORRECT?
>> PRETTY WEIRD, YEAH.
>> WHAT?
>> ST REALLY STRANGE.
MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY IS THE 14th.
MY OLDER DAUGHTER IS THE 15th, MY NEWEST IS THE
16th AND I'M THE 18th.
>> WOW.
YEAH, I KNOW.
>> THAT IS A LOT OF GIFTS BUT ARE YOU, ARE YOU GOOD AT BUYING
SIFTS?
>> WELL, I MEAN I'VE GOTTEN BETTER.
I DIDN'T START OUT GREAT.
TAXIDERMY IS NOT A GOOD GIFT.
>> IT WAS MY-- .
>> James: HANG ON.
WHAT HAPPENED, GO ON.
>> WELL, IT WAS A FIRST CHRISTMAS AND.
>> James: HANG ON, NOT FOR YOUR CHILDREN.
>> NO, NO, FOR MY WIFE.
>> WHAT A LOFLY GIFT.
>> James: HANG ON, WHAT SORT OF ANIMAL.
>> IF WAS A RACCOON.
YEAH, SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED A RACCOON, LIKE A LIVE RACCOON.
IS WITH LIKE WELL THIS' OBVIOUSLY CRAZY.
YOU CAN'T GET A RA DOON.
>> SHE WANTED A PET RACCOON.
SHE SAW SOMEBODY, PUMPKIN THE RACCOON OR SOMETHING, SOMEBODY
HAD.
AND VERY POPULAR ON INSTAGRAM, PUMPKIN THE RACCOON, IF YOU
DON'T KNOW.
SO WE WERE GOING TO TRY TO DO THAT, I WAS LIKE NO, THERE IS NO
WAY.
I THOUGHT I WOULD SECRETLY DOT NEXT BEST THING AND GET A STIFF
ONE.
>> DOT NEXT BEST THING AND BUY HER A DEAD ONE.
>> THAT WAS MY GREAT IDEA.
SO I AM REALLY EXCITED T IS CHRISTMAS MORNING.
THIS IS THE BIG GIFT, THIS IS THE BIG GIFT.
AND YOU KNOW, I'M EXCITE IMD IT AND SHE OPENS THE THING UP, SHE
CAN SEE THROUGH THE SLAT AND SEE THIS DEAD EYE.
LOOKING OUT AT HER.
AND IT WAS TEARS FROM THAT MOMENT ON.
SO.
>> WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE?
>> I RAN.
I THINK I RAN FROM THE HOUSE AND YOU KNOW, GOT UNDER A TREE
SOMEWHERE.
THIS VL PERSONAL.
>> HERE IS THE THING.
DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL.
I HAVE NEVER MET YOUR WIFE, IF YOU HAD CALLED ME AND SAID I'M
THINKS OF DOING THIS FOR CHRISTMAS, I WOULD HAVE GONE ST
A TERRIBLE IDEA.
>> REALLY?
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE-- ASK.
>> James: NOS IT SAY TERRIBLE IDEA.
>> I HAVE LEARNED A LOT SINCE THEN.
SO THER THERE HAS BEEN HAPPIER AND WE HAVE HAD HAPPIER
CHRISTMASES.
>> James: I'M THRILLED.
>> THANK YOU.