There's a note!
Hey YouTube world, it's me, Evelyn.
In my first VEDA video, I briefly referenced
Internet cousins who have become my real life cousins,
and this package right here was sent to me
by one such person.
Okay, lemme just get into it.
[cutting box open]
Oh my god! [laughs]
This is...he used plastic bags!
This mad creative. This mad resourceful.
"Here's a package of snacks from my lil' poo-poo
hometown." Ugh.
Ya lil' poo-poo hometown?
"We don't do healthy, so everything in this box
will shorten your lifespan."
"At least you'll die full."
Amen?
LET'S DO THIS!
Mama... Mama Noodles?
Oriental-style instant noodles, artificial pork flavor.
My favorite!
"The bag of noodles, we call them Chinese noodles
though I [laughs]
though I'm 98% sure that's Vietnamese writing on the bag."
"It takes Ramen Noodles to a whole new level. Eat dry."
What?
Now I gotta...
Did you just say...
Why would I eat Ramen Noodles dry?
[whoosh]
Di Salvo's Cajun Fried Pork Cracklin'.
Ingredients. Are you ready for the ingredients?
Pork rind pellets, salt, dextrose.
Hey, it's a short list of ingredients.
This healthy!
They want you out here thinking this is bad for you,
but it's...it's a whole food.
It got 3 ingredients, fam.
You mad?
I've never had pork rinds before.
It just tastes like the skin off fried chicken.
This good!
[whoosh]
Elmer's New Orleans Chee Wees.
Ch...Chee Wees.
I literally just finished eating Hot Cheetos.
Mhm.
[whoosh]
[crinkling]
I grew up in Louisiana, just not New Orleans though.
So, I know Zapp's.
Everybody knows Zapp's.
[lip smacking]
[subtle gyrating]
OH! There's more Zapp's!
Spicy Cajun Crawtators.
Voodoo.
Cajun Dill Gatortators, fam.
Then you take this one, [chewing] and then this one.
Mmmm.
"You open them up at the bottom because..."
Awww...
You see how I just like removed all my Louisiana cred
cause I didn't open them up at the bottom?
"...because that's where all the flavor is."
I was wondering if I would have somethin' to
wash it all down with.
[carbonated hiss]
Mmmmmmm.....
Big Shot Soda.
The soda of hoodrats.
"The cold drank of the girls who pounch (twerk)
and shake on the hoods of cars."
"Pineapple and cream are honestly the only
ones worth drinking."
Yassss, high fructose!
Corn Syrup!
[carbonated hiss]
AH!
Okay.
AH!
We survived.
Mmm...
Mhm...
Oh my god...
[grunting and laughing]
In the...ooh if you mix them??
Hold up...
MMMMMMMMMM!
He also threw in some stickers for his podcast.
By the way, he has a podcast called "Trilliterate".
Trill and literate.
Or illiterate, [laughing] I don't actually know,
at soundcloud.com/trilliterate.
Go ahead, check out my cousin, he fire. He fly.
He real cute. He real, uh, charismatic and charming.
Thank you!
Shoutout to my Internet cousin,
Imma text you or snap you later.
In the comments below tell me what snack reps yo hood.
And I will see you in the next video tomorrow,
but on the Internet somewhere. BYE!