HELL, MICHIGAN IS AN UNINCORPORATED PART OF
LIVINGSTON COUNTY, MICHIGAN AND WHAT THEY HAVE IS THIS FUN
LITTLE THING WHERE THEY ELECT A NEW MAYOR EVERY 24 HOURS AND
RECENTLY, A GAY RESIDENT OF HELL, ELIJAH DANIEL WAS ELECTED
THE MAYOR.
I LOVE THIS GUY.
HE IS HILARIOUS.
HE'S A COMEDIAN BUT HE USED HIS NEW POLITICAL POSITION TO
MAKE A FUNNY POLITICAL STATEMENT.
HERE IS WHAT HE TWEETED.
HERE'S WHERE THINGS START GETTING INTERESTING.
HE PUT THIS OUT AS A NOTICE ON HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT.
HE ALSO WROTE:
IT HAS SO MANY LAYERS.
IT'S AN ONION.
KEEP ON PEELING.
HE ALSO SAYS:
UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, WE CAN'T
ALLOW THE STREETS IN.
WE JUST CAN'T.
WE NEED BETTER VETTING.
IS SO GOOD.
THERE'S MORE THOUGH.
HE ALSO SAYS:
HE
FINISHES WITH MAKE HELL GAY AGAIN.
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
OBVIOUSLY, HE IS NOT SERIOUS ABOUT BANNING STREET PEOPLE
BUT HE IS MAKING A REALLY FUNNY ñ A SERIOUS POLITICAL POINT
IN A FUNNY WAY AND I GIVE HIM PROPS FOR IT.
VERY CLEVER.
FIRST OFF, LET'S DISSECT ALL THE LAYERS AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN.
ONE IS, YOU SAID THE HELL WAS FOR GAY PEOPLE THAT I
DIDN'T SAY, YOU DID.
I'M TRYING TO DO WHAT YOU SAY THE BIBLE SAYS.
BIBLE SAYS HEALTHILY FOR GAY PEOPLE THAT SECOND BALL, IF YOU
SAY DISCRIMINATORY, WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO TO OTHER GROUPS.
WHEN HE MAKES A REFERENCE TO, WE HAVE TO HAVE SERIOUS
VETTING OF THE STREETS.
LOOK, SAFETY IS MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY IN THIS TOWN.
EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MUSLIMS IN THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION AND THEN ON THE ISSUE OF THE RIGHTS OR
STATE RIGHTS HE'S LIKE NO, I WANT TO TAKE AWAY STRAIGHT
RIGHTS JUST LIKE YOU TOOK AWAY GAY RIGHTS.
IF YOU ARE OUTRAGED BY THAT, SHOULDN'T YOU BE OUTRAGED
AT TAKING AWAY GAY RIGHTS IN THE SAME EXACT WAY?
BEING STRAIGHT IS A CHOICE.
WRITE?
THAT'S WHAT I HEAR FROM THE RIGHT WING ALL THE TIME.
THEY COULD GO GAY.
THEY COULD GET INTO THAT KIND OF SITUATION AND THEY WOULD
LOVE TO, BUT THEY'VE MADE A CHOICE.
IT'S EITHER OR.
COULD GO EITHER WAY.
THEY MADE A CHOICE TO BE STRAIGHT.
SO IN HELL, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE OR IN THIS PARTICULAR
TOWN IN MICHIGAN, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION TO GO DAY.
IF YOU DON'T, SORRY DIGLYCERIDES.
YOU HAD EVERY ABILITY TO GO GAY AND YOU DIDN'T.
IT WAS YOUR FAULT THAT
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS MEANT TO BE MAYOR FOR 24 HOURS, HE DID
GET IMPEACHED AND HE WROTE ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.
IT'S HILARIOUS.
HE SAYS:
I LOVE THIS GUY.
YOU'RE SO GOOD.
THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY.
ELIJAH DANIEL, NEW AMERICAN HERO.
YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GUY UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO
DO WHAT HE ASKS IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.
IF YOU SAY HEY, YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU DON'T BAN STRAIGHT
PEOPLE, WE WILL AGAIN GAY PEOPLE OR WE WON'T HAVE DIFFERENT
RIGHTS FOR GAY PEOPLE AND STRAIGHT PEOPLE OR MUSLIMS
AND NON-MUSLIMS ARE ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEOPLE
THAT ARE ACTUALLY JUST HUMAN BEINGS AND WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
THE WAY THAT HE PUT THE SHOE ON THE OTHER FOOT.
I KNOW THE RIGHT WING MIND.
FOR A SECOND AS THE READING THIS, EVEN THOUGH THEY
KNOW IT'S A JOKE, THEY WERE OUTRAGED.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE.
WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE BUT YOU COULD DO IT TO
GAY PEOPLE?