- It looks like he doesn't want to talk to you
in the picture.
- I feel like he's like what's up,
and he grabbing his beard like hey baby.
- No, it kind of looks like he's saying please don't,
and you took the picture.
What's going on?
I'm Kevin Hart.
- And I'm Tiffany Haddish.
- And we are here to instsa-stalk with Elle.
(upbeat pop music)
I stalk you first?
- Yeah, I guess so.
That's me in Greece on a catamaran.
- Say it again.
- Catamaran.
- One more time.
- Catamaran.
- Okay.
- It's a form of a boat.
And I had got a free swimming suit from this tiki house.
And so I decided I'd wear this swimming suit.
I was trying to live like I'm rich, you know,
even though we did that on a Groupon.
I was trying to pop it like rich.
- Why'd you do a slide of five?
Who does that?
- Well, I had a lot of pictures I liked.
- Don't nobody want to slide and see five pictures.
- Why not?
- That's so much, like I don't want to slide
and like oh another oh, there's another.
- But it would have been like a lot
to post them individually.
- But it's the same boat.
- But it's a different pose.
It's got, okay, it's a thirst trap.
- Agree, agree to--
- I was setting a thirst trap, okay.
- Aww Tiffany.
- Now what's this going on right here?
- That's me and my youngest son.
You know, I'm a father of three.
That's my, my baby, baby.
He was on my shoulders chilling.
- Do you think he might have been
a little irritated right there with you?
- Right there,
he's giving a look like get that camera out my face.
He can't talk yet, but he's heavy expressions,
you know, he'll...
- Mm hmm, the facials look like
he's tired - Yeah, that's what he
- tired of the flash. - that's what he does.
Let's see what you got.
- Oh.
- Mm hmm.
- Tiffany, what the, what is this?
- That's a smoked turkey leg at a party.
- What party did you go to
that gave out-- - That was a Eric Andre party.
So it was like smoked all around my face.
- What in the Flintstone fetish is going on here?
- And so I was trying to make it look sexy.
- There's no way to look sexy
with a smoked-- - then somebody.
It was kind of dim in the room.
My homegirl, she held the light to the side.
It's beautiful, right?
- No Tiffany, this is stupid, this is a--
- It looks gorgeous.
- It's a turkey leg.
- And then you see how I got the bow on my chest,
'cause I had got that from Ross.
It's cute.
- Don't go back to parties like this, these are--
- Eric Andre throws really cool parties.
- How do you have enough of these for the whole party?
- Costco.
You can buy them on Amazon too.
- Okay, Alright.
Ooh, what is this one?
- That's me, and uh the queen bee.
- That's you and Beyonce? - Uh huh, uh huh.
She's telling me pull my wig forward.
- She like, girl pull your wig forward.
- Okay.
- It's slipping.
Mm hmm, mm hmm.
What is this the new version of uh Plastic Cup Boyz?
- I was doing a show in Paris
and I'm training for a marathon right now,
and I said even though it's raining, I can't miss this run,
because I gotta train.
The guy at the front desk, he was like uh uh le poncho.
And we threw on the ponchos and we were running.
and we ran to Eiffel Tower
and we got there,
some lady yelled out "Y'all look like condoms."
- Y'all look like, y'all do look like condoms.
- When we was running.
- Where were you at here?
- That right there,
that's me promoting our movie Night School.
What I did was I went and had a bus wrapped.
- Mm hmm.
- With Night School all over it.
So that's me standing in front of the bus.
And if you notice, the American flag is right above the bus.
- Mm hmm.
- Because I'm basically saying this movie is for everybody.
- And I notice how far away you stand in front of bus.
- What I've learned, because I'm small, are angles.
So when I had people shoot up I look, I look five eight.
Five eight to five nine.
If you stand far away from
what you're taking a picture with,
you look the same height as whatever that is.
- Is that why you stand so far away from me?
When we take pictures? - All the time, yes.
All the time, yes. - Okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
What's this all about?
You went back to high school?
What's that, Birmingham High School?
- Oh, that's me on the track.
As you can see, I'm very lean right now.
- Mm hmm, mm hmm.
- That's just me showing hard work pays off
and that I have abs.
That's what that is.
- It looks like you're squeezing hard, like you trying to
push a fart out. - No, that's the thing.
That's the thing.
I don't even have to like squeeze
and stuff like that. - Like you squeezing them.
That's, that's why I took that picture after
and I'm just standing there.
That's just where I am.
- What track is that?
- Well that track is actually
a track that uh you're not supposed to be on.
Because I'm small, I can go under the gate.
And I figured that if they ever come, I can just be like,
I'm Kevin Hart, I didn't know.
And they may let me off or they may arrest me.
But nobody's ever there.
- You got a toy too?
- Oh, you talking about this with me and The Rock?
A lot of people don't know this,
I'm a hot commodity on the toy market.
Apparently, kids like to play with me.
These things, these things, - It got a million likes.
- These things are going on eBay for like,
seven million dollars.
- That means seven dollars.
- They only made, they only made three of them in the world.
One of them sold in Japan for like nine point eight chen.
- Mm.
- Okay, Tiffany.
What is this here, what's going on here?
- That's at a Vanity Fair Oscar Party.
Drake was standing there.
He just said that he had slid in my DMs
and I didn't respond.
- It looks like he doesn't want to talk to you,
in the picture.
- I feel like he's like what's up,
and he grabbing his beard like hey baby.
- No, it kind of looks like he's saying please don't,
- I don't think so.
- No, I've made that face.
That's a please don't do that.
Like if he can finish the sentence, it's--
- But then he posed for more pictures right after that.
- But I don't see those pictures.
I see the picture that doesn't look like
he wanted you to do what you--
- But if you went to my page,
you will see that there's more pictures that he was posing.
- Please don't do that.
Okay,
I'll do one more. - Okay, Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, I'm just. - Let me, I'll do one more.
Let me do one more. - Maybe I'm living
in a fantasy world.
- Okay, is this you with the uh?
- That's me and uh Salt Bae in the airport.
- And are you doing the uh?
- Yeah, I was trying to do this.
- You were doing that?
- I was trying to do the seasoning.
- You want to hear a funny story about Salt Bae?
So I was in Dubai.
- Mm hmm.
- Right, and they had.
He has a restaurant, like.
- Is it good?
- No, his restaurant's amazing.
And they do this thing where like the meat,
like they prepare the meat for a day.
They have a custom where it's like, you know,
they can, they pick the meat up
and now they go to give it to you.
So he picks meat up with his bare hands and he's like hmm.
It's a true story.
I said, what you doin'?
He said "eat."
Get, get, get your hands out my face, man.
(laughing)
He's like open, open, come on.
I said hey get your hands out my face, man.
(laughing)
I'm not eating that meat out your hand.
He's like come on, like, he's like...
- Uh huh.
- I said get your (bleep)
hands out my face. (laughing)
Ain't no man supposed to eat that out your hands.
He's like, lies.
He goes... (laughing)
- He puts it in your mouth.
- His friend was like...
I said I'm outta here, I'm outta here.
Y'all not gonna be puttin' meat in my mouth.
- But was it delicious?
- Nah, I had made him put it down.
I don't know what they did to it but that was really good.
(laughing)
He's a talented man.
- After that he invited, Didi invited me to his party.
And then he was there.
Doing the thing. - Cutting stuff up.
- And he put it in my mouth.
It was great. All right. All right.
- I didn't stop.
- Alright, well, let's just--
- I let him put it in my mouth.
It was delicious. Let's just, let's just.
- Hey Salt Bae. - Yeah but...
We're gonna end this on a.
Tiffany was talking about food.
And this was us stalking each other's IG pages.
And uh,
yeah, I don't really know what to say after that.
Tiffany, let's just, let's just.
Go see Night School.
Thank you Elle, this was amazing.
- Thank you Elle.
- Thank you. We love you.
(laughing)