- Ah, I spilled it on me.
- Ahh!
- [Producer] How are you going Zotti?
- Really bad.
- There's nothing I can say positive
about that whole experience.
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- We, today, me and this guy are gonna rank goon cocktails.
- Why do we call it goon?
- I don't think I ever liked goon,
I did drink a lot of it at one stage in my life.
- We drank it all the time at uni.
It was like the go-to drink because it was
like $15 and you would have minimal money
to get you through the week and so you drink goon.
(camera shutter clicking)
- Incoming, brm brm brm!
- Oh no!
- Your classic, this is your standard,
I would say, of your goons.
- Yeah!
- Oh, I mean, rank is what I'll write down.
- Let's do this.
- Okay, yeah I'm smelling orange juice.
- Mmm.
- Cheers. (glasses clinking)
Taste. (loud slurping)
- Oh wow, I'm not mad at that.
- That's not bad.
(giggling)
- Ooh. - That's literally fine.
- I feel like I'm posh.
- Yeah, mmm.
- Apart from orange juice, I can't taste
any goon, so that's good.
- That's great, that's brilliant.
- Also, how do we rank it when
we don't know what the top is?
- I know, it's a bit hard, we've just gotta...
- Draw back on our experiences.
(gargling in throat, laughing)
- Yeah, no, goon and orange juice is iconic,
like that's like your stock standard goon mixer, I reckon?
Probably the best mixer.
- This is a competition.
- Is it out of 10? - Yep.
To see who has the worst taste buds.
- Six out of 10, six point five out of 10,
yes darling, work it!
- [Producer] Whoa! - I've got a nine.
- That's an eight for me.
- Six and a half. - Six point five!
- Yeah.
- High standards! - I'm a tough judge.
- They didn't get that goon flavor.
- That's why I rated mine so highly,
'cause you don't get the goon flavor.
- Oh, you don't want to taste it?
I thought we wanted to taste it.
- That's up to you, but for me I don't wanna taste it.
(camera clicks)
Ah yes, yes, the tannins.
(high pitched, nervous giggle)
- It doesn't smell great,
I feel like we shouldn't smell them.
(glasses clinking)
- Let's just stop smelling them.
- Ooof! Wow, okay.
- Wow. - Wow, that is actually good.
- I don't like white wine and this is good.
- This is actually good.
- So I'm getting this nice ice tea flavor,
- A nice flavor, yeah.
- Not much goon flavor coming through.
- It's the underdog of the mixer world.
- Why did orange juice get all the attention?
- I dunno.
Because it's selfish.
(slurping noises)
- Mmm.
- The overall flavor, it's not that nice.
- They just go together so well,
it's a cohesion of flavors.
- Yeah, lasagna doesn't taste like sauce and pasta,
it tastes like lasagna, and that
is the same thing as this drink.
- See, this is hard, because I went so high last round.
Ruined it for myself.
- Yeah, classic.
- (bleep) up.
- (whispering) I feel like that's pretty generous.
I give it a 10, yeah, because I couldn't taste the goon.
- Nine and a half.
- Well it has to be one and a half
points better than the last one.
Yeah, see six and a half's an eight,
so that's the same thing.
I've got an eight and now it's nine and a half.
One and a half.
It's one and a half points better.
- But then when the next one's better,
you go, oh, that's an 11.
- Then the scale's not out of 10, it's out of 20.
- 10 out of 10, darling.
This goon drink is delicious. - It's good.
- Seven point five.
- Nine and a half, grow up. (emphatic laughter)
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- I don't want to drink this.
- Yay.
- Is this goon and beer?
- You just know that some - Right, hang on.
- Kids came up with this idea.
- Oh yeah, that's coke.
That's coke and goon.
- Shot version.
- It's like a really weird flavor,
but I just remember it so vividly from university.
- Not bad.
- Ah dear.
Yep, okay.
- So, I'm gonna give this a,
- I'm just gonna go.
- That gets a one in my books.
- Hooooo!
We agree! - Seventh heaven.
This is...
- This is trash, this is straight up trash,
this is zero out of 10, trash.
- I'm giving it a three because the initial taste
is like huh, but then you're like no thanks.
- I think your taste buds are obviously more refined
than mine, I just think, oh that tastes fine.
You know, I'm gonna give that a nice score, you know?
- [Sohan] Sad face. - Uh uh.
I made the, fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice, shame on this drink, 'cause it's nasty.
- It's really not good
- [Producer] Did you just drink out of that
and spit back into it twice?
- I'm just cool like that.
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- Why is it blue?
- We're on holidays (bleep).
- What is this?
- This is not something that should be ingested by humans.
- (inhales sharply) I love Powerade!
- See?
- This is not bad at all, because I feel like
I'm equally being dehydrated and hydrated.
- Yeah. - So if you mix it in a drink,
does that prevent you from a hangover right there and then?
This new breed of uni students have it all figured out.
- Oh!
- Nah. - Interesting.
- Nah nah nah.
- Interesting, wow.
I'm so torn with that one. - You finished it!
- I couldn't figure it out, I couldn't
figure out if I liked it or not.
- [Producer] Do you want to finish Ryan's?
- Yeah, have mine. - No.
Oh, it's so tough.
- Ohh. - It's a ten.
We reached a ten, people! - A perfect score, wow.
- That's insane!
- It tasted worse than the coke.
- Because you can taste the goon.
- Yeah.
- What did I love more, the flavor of Powerade,
and what came through?
The goon.
Disappointing. (crickets chirping)
- It was good, like it's drinkable.
- I associate Powerade with hydration nation station.
So it's really good to have this
being an alcoholic beverage.
I feel like it's really (laughing).
- After we finish work today, I'll take you out
for a Powerade and some goon.
- Please sir, can I have a goon and Gatorade?
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- Are we doing a Tim Tam slam? - What in darnations?
- What in darnations is this concoction happening over here?
- Is this Solo and vodka?
- Solo and vodka and Tim Tams. - Is it?
- Okay, so there's multiple things
I wanna say about that, obviously.
Um, I don't like Tim Tams.
- Gah, what?
- I don't like chocolate, dude.
I don't like chocolate. (beep)
- This is - What about you?
- Literally my worst nightmare.
- Okay. - I don't wanna drink this!
Ohhh.
(low, drawn-out groaning) Eww. (beep)
I think it's all been with every video ever,
- Yeah, I noticed. - I'm gonna say it again
because I don't like it,
Whatever, blah blah blah, I'm weird, I know.
- Yeah, I thought this was gonna be a fun video.
- I'm just gonna say, I reckon this has hectic potential.
We just gotta do it, let's just end it, let's go.
- I wanna do it the same time as you,
because I don't want to be alone in this.
- Ahhhhh, it's so melted.
- Uhhh huh huh huh, bloody hell.
- (coughs) I don't like it.
- Yeah, that'll put hairs on your chest.
- Oh my god, that's so good.
What the hell?
- Uuuugh! Uuugh!
- [Producer] How are you going, Zotti?
- (whispering) Really bad!
- Now the Tim Tam tastes all goony, it's disgusting!
- Dude, oh, he spilled it on his pants.
- God damn it, I spilled it on me.
- Yeah, not bad, yeah it's not bad.
- I think minus the Tim Tam,
this is my favorite drink of all.
- Um, look, I can imagine how it would be good,
however, that was not good.
- Why do you keep doing this to yourself?
- I dunno, I dunno, 'cause I'm conditioned to do that.
(laughing) Play your big strengths.
- That didn't work out for me. - Ohh!
- ♪ Get out right now ♪
♪ I don't wanna taste a Tim Tam ever again ♪
- Ooh.
- That's a zero.
- I gave it eight point five.
- That's no.
- Wine, great.
Vodka, great.
Tim Tams, great.
Mix them together, five and a half.
Don't do it. - Zero.
- Avoid. - There's nothing I can say
positive about that whole experience.
- Goon is your uni boyfriend who you actually regret.
- I love the fact that I can go out
and drink other drinks now.
I don't really think I need to go back to goon.
- My PSA is don't drink and drive you gronks.
- That's a good one, don't do that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you know,
enjoy goon if you have to, I wouldn't, but
- No I wouldn't do that either.
- if you're gonna drink these horrible drinks,
do it, but don't drive.
- Yeah, I don't mind it, like,
goon and orange juice and some of them are good,
and I don't mind it, but I think if we're,
sorry, I lost my train of thoughts.
- Oh my god.
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