>>> WELCOME BACK, A TV HOST
GETS BANNED FOR BEING A MEAN
LITTLE MAN. WHEN THIS
FAILING LATE NIGHT HOST IS
RUSE, HE’LL APOLOGIZE ALWAYS FOR THE FOOD. IT IS TIME
FOR THE FOOD. IT IS TIME
FOR -- "CORDON BLEW," GET
IT? HE BLEW IT. [ APPLAUSE ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
FORMER CELEBRITY, JAMES
CORDEN, BANNED FROM THE RESTAURANT BALTHAZAR. HE
RESTAURANT BALTHAZAR. HE
FELT BAD HOW HE ACTED OR
MISSED DOING SHOTS OF GARLIC
BUTTER. OF COURSE, HE WANTED
TO APOLOGIZE TO STAFFERS
UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER.
BALTHAZAR’S OWNER ANNOUNCED
THE BAN YESTERDAY CALLING
CORDON THE MOST ABUSIVE
CUSTOMER IN RESTAURANT OF
THE 25 YEARS HISTORY. THAT
ONLY MAKES SENSE IF IT IS A
SUBTLE FAT JOKE. CORDON HAD
SEVERAL MELT DOWN AT THE
RESTAURANT OVER STUFF LIKE
WRONG ORDERS AND A PIECE OF
HAIR IN A DISH. FAR LESS
UPSETTING HAVING TO SIT
THROUGH 30 SECONDS OF HIS
CAR KARAOKE SHOW. WHICH AAA
CALLS IT THE NUMBER CAUSE OF
PEOPLE SMASHING THEIR CARS
INTO WALLS. HOURS LATER, THE OWNER EXPLAINED SINCE CORDON
OWNER EXPLAINED SINCE CORDON
APOLOGIZED -- JIM, YOU SEEM
LIKE A NICE PERSON BUT I
HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT WITH
YOU. YOU CAN BE ANIMAL WHEN
YOU DON’T GET YOUR FOOD.
HAVE YOU BEEN BANNED FOR
ANYTHING?
>> GREG, YOU ARE BEING SHY.
>> FIRST OF ALL, OBVIOUSLY,
WE SHOULD NOT BE UNHAPPY
CRUEL LITTLE LATE NIGHT TALK
SHOW HOST.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WOW.
>> BUT, I REMEMBER, FORGET
WE WENT OUT ONE TIME AND
GREG IS NOT EASY. IT WAS THE
EIGHTH ANNIVERSARY OF OUR
FRIENDSHIP. EVERY YEAR WE GO
OUT AND WE EAT AT A FRENCH
RESTAURANT AND WE LAUGHED
AND YOU ORDERED BACON AND
EGGS. AND I REMEMBER YOU
SAID I WANT MY BACON SO
CRISPY THAT WE CAN SLAP IT
AND HEAR IT. WE LAUGHED.
>> IT WAS FUNNY.
>> THEY LAUGHED TOO HARD BUT
THEN THEY BROUGHT YOU LIMP,
SOGGY BACON AND HE SLAPPED
ME IN THE MOUTH WITH BACON.
>> I HURT YOU.
>> YEAH, BUT THEN I STILL
ATE IT.
>> WE SHARED SOME KIND OF
FONDNESS ACTIVITY.
>> OUR BACON WAS NOT COOKED
PROPERLY. I WENT BACK TO
THAT, FOLKS.
>> NO, NO --
>> KATRINA, WERE YOU
SURPRISED BY THIS MAN’S
BEHAVIOR? WITH THAT SAID, I
LOVE JAMES AND I AM ONE OF
THOSE VIEWERS THAT WATCHES
HIS KARAOKE CAR SHOW.
SUBCONSCIOUSLY, I CAN’T
THINK TO SAVE MY LIFE BUT IN
ANOTHER LIFE I WAS A SINGER
SO I AM PITCHING MYSELF TO
BE ON HIS KARAOKE SHOW.
>> WELL, YOU CAN PITCH
YOURSELF RIGHT OUT HERE.
>> OH, THAT’S NOT VERY NICE.
>> I AM JOKING. THAT WAS A
JOKE, AMERICA.
>> YOU HURT MY FEELING.
>> I AM SORRY, I AM NOT
REALLY SORRY BUT I AM SORRY.
>> KAT ORDERED AN OMELET FOR
HIS WIFE. DID YOU SEE THIS?
>> OF COURSE, I DID. I HAVE
BEEN READING THIS ALL DAY.
>> IT WAS AN ALL-YOLK
OMELET. NEVER HEARD OF SUCH
A THING.
>> IT LOOKS GROSS.
>> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>> THESE WERE NOT LIKE THE
WORSE THING. SOMEONE SAYS OH
THIS GUY WAS A JERK AT THIS
RESTAURANT, THE WORSE PART
IS NOT BEING BANNED FROM THE
RESTAURANT, IT IS NOW
EVERYBODY GIVING ALL THESE
STORIES, I SAW HIM BEING A
[ BLEEP ] ONE TIME, TOO.
SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY BAD.
>> YEAH, SOME OF THEM LIKE
THE ONE ON THE PLANE. HE WAS
ON A PLANE AND A WOMAN CAME
OUT WITH A CRYING BABY AND
THEY’RE LIKE HE’S GOING TO
BE A JERK AND HE PUT HIS EYE
MASKS ON UNTIL THE END OF
THE FLIGHT THE WOMAN WAS UP
GETTING THE LUGGAGE OUT,
COULD YOU HOLD THE BABY, IT
WAS HIS WIFE AND HIS BABY.
>> NO!
>> GOD, THAT SOUNDS TOO
GOOD.
>> I DON’T KNOW IF IT IS
TRUE OR NOT.
>> IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE.
IF YOU GET THAT PISSED OVER
A LITTLE WHITE YOLK OMELET,
HOW DO YOU THINK YOU TREAT
YOUR BABY?
>> EXACTLY.
>> HE SHOULD HAVE HIS KID
TAKEN AWAY.
>> YOU SHOULD CALL CHILD
SERVICE.
>> NO, IT WILL END UP AT MY
HOUSE.
>> NO, I AM AT MY LIMIT. I
AM DONE. I DON’T CARE HOW
MUCH THEY ARE CUTE AND LOOK
LIKE ME.
>> HE’S GOING THROUGH A
TOUGH TIME FOR UNEMPLOYED
LATE NIGHT HOST. THE WOKE
ARE NOT USED TO THIS. I
REMEMBER BILL MAR, I THINK
HE HAD A SHOW ON TV, I CAN’T
REMEMBER. HE PUT SOME
PICTURES UP OF HOW AMERICA
LOOKED. YOU CAME OUT, TOO.
HE SAMED IT AND HOW DARE
YOU. HE WAS USED TO WALK
INTO A PLACE AND SAY THE
LATEST I THINK, I WILL HAVE
AN ALL-YOLK OMELET. THERE IS
NO WAY THAT THEY’LL NOT BE
ANY MEMBRANE CONNECTED TO
YOLK. IMPOSSIBLE. SOMETHING
ELITISTS SAY AND THERE IS
ONE LITTLE THING, WHAT DID
HE ASK FOR? I WANT MY DRINKS
FREE, TOO. YOU ARE A JERK. I
GET A LOT OF FREE STUFF WHEN
I GO OUT TO EAT, YOU KNOW
WHY? I AM A GOOD TIPPER AND
I AM RESPECTFUL AND I TIP
GOOD SO I CAN COME BACK.
>> THIS GUY WITH A FEAR,
ENDING UP WITH TWITTER
PROTEST OF HIS RESTAURANTS.
THAT’S HOW IT HAS BEEN THE
LAST TWO YEARS. NOW, THE
LITTLE OLD ENGLISH LADY WHO
TOLD US -- SHE’S STARTING
ANOTHER REVOLUTION BECAUSE
NOW THE WOKE ARE GETTING
CALLED THE [ BLEEP ] AND
THEY DON’T LIKE IT. HE’S
BANNED HIM AND LOOKED