IBOU!
Nunez, Nunez!
Boss, you are the best goalkeeper in the world.
But I don't care because you won the World Cup against me.
JOTA: Let's see if he shoots better than Trent - oh, he does.
Oh, my God! No, no, no!
Hello, guys.
It's that time of the year again, EA SPORTS FC just launched the new game.
And we'll be giving it away to the lads.
- Let's see. - Are you happy?
81...
I'm OK, I'm not happy, but it's good.
Is that the same as last year?
81? Yes, maybe... I think.
But it's fine, I have to improve.
EA says I'm faster than you.
What do you think?
Who is faster than me in this team?!
I don't think someone is faster than me.
Darwin?
Yes, I think.
'Bruiser' - you are a bruiser, look.
I agree with them.
"Relentless, rapid..."
You, rapid?
They don't put finishing on?
Shooting is 82, not bad.
Yours is 34!
You can't shoot.
Because I never score with my feet, I can't shoot.
But it's nice.
Let's go. We've got two extra packages.
This is for you, I don't know who, but we will pick one of you.
And let's go, huh?
Buenos dias!
I have your FIFA...
What?
IBOU!
I have your EA SPORTS... Sorry, sorry.
EA FC, Ibou!
I have EFC 24 for you...
- Thank you. - What did you expect?
I expect...a game.
Oh!
This is you.
- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
BOTH: Nunez! Nunez!
JOTA SPEAKS SPANISH
DARWIN REPLIES IN SPANISH
You understand? I can make a translation if you want.
He said, "This is your card."
- You know Spanish? - Of course, bro!
Wow.
IBOU: Wow, rapido, whoa!
90, and me, I was...
- You were 77. - WHAT?!
THEY SPEAK SPANISH
You see? He is agreeing with me.
He [Jota] said you are more quick than Ibou, he [Darwin] said, "Ah, not sure."
50/50, hermano.
- 77. - No chance.
No chance, of course no chance!
No, no, no, no.
You here...Ibou here.
Hermano, morning.
You're saying the wrong name of the game, huh?
You are my 'keeper in the Ultimate Team.
We know why, because, boss, you are the best goalkeeper in the world.
Thank you.
Let's see your card together.
Ooh!
No. It's too much for me.
89 rated, Alisson Becker.
"Rush out."
Stay in the goal, man!
Macca, amigo!
For me, I think 84.
Are you happy if you have the same rating as Darwin?
How much is that?
He's 82.
No, should be higher.
82?!
So, disappointment here... Disappointment.
MACCA: Pace, 70.
JOTA: Yeah, you're not very quick!
You won the World Cup - 82?!
Yeah, considering...
77 Ibou, so 70 is OK.
What?!
But 82, normally with the World Cup, he has to be 85.
- Minimum. - 85, minimum.
But I don't care, because you won the World Cup against me.
- Sorry about this as well, eh? - Ryan!
Our new player...
- Oh, you are 21, no? - Yes.
79. You are closer than me, this is not good, bro.
Don't touch me, bro! How is this possible? I'm 81, bro.
No, it's not good.
- Definitely, give me more pace. - Yeah, more pace.
Dribble, I am agreeing with them, bro.
I seen it in the last two games.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! No, no, no!
Wait, OK... What?
What do you want? Noooo, come on.
We have your card.
What we saying?
- You know your card already, don't you? - What? No.
You're expecting the same, or higher?
What was it last year?
You were 87 last year, I remember.
Maybe around the same, a wee bit less?
Wee bit less.
In the new FC, BUT... I have one very interesting stat.
Robbo is quicker than Ibou.
OHH!
Move your legs, Ibou!
What are you doing, what are you doing, bro?
I'm quicker now, I can run away!
- 80 pace, Ibou. - Oh, my God.
61 shooting? Did I get Team of the Week after Wolves, no?
Eh...nah.
- No?! - I don't think so.
To be fair, pass, dribble...
Yeah, I'm happy with that. 86.
Dribble same as defending? Hmm...
"Rapid, relentless."
BOTH: Rapid!
Hey - 'le rapide!'
Thanks, boys, much appreciated.
Enjoy your FC 24, lad.
Enjoy, bro.
Come on, guys, you are coming to the kitchen now, to see some players.
Morning, Trent! I am here to present you with this year's copy...
CODY: This is your thing, eh, Jots?
Of course this is his thing, bro!
- You know your rating? - Yeah, I know it.
- I know you're not happy. - You know I know.
Not happy.
Who is ever happy with their rating, bro?
86, bro.
Ibou is almost as quick as you, almost.
But he is quicker than Robbo and Macca.
Ibou is only 77.
Nah, that's crazy.
Oh, 90 passing.
90 passing!
Hey, the disrespect. Shooting - 69!
Aww.
That's why they bought Cody, no?
That's why we bought Dom!
Let's see Dom.
Let's see if he shoots better than Trent.
Oh, he does.
What a surprise.
IBOU: Honestly... Defending, no, you are better, bro.
What is this, bro?
34 defending!
Power shot? Yes, yes.
Power shot, you need 110, bro!
Trivela, we haven't seen this one, but...
Oh...
Not too bad? No, it's nice, bro.
TRENT: That's right, bro.
IBOU: You break the thing?
85 pace, huh?
- You? - Ah, finesse, yes.
The strongest finesse...
..I ever seen.
Tak!
The pace...
The trivela as well, though.
Everyone is quicker than me in this team, bro.
Outside of the foot. Same shooting, you two.
Yeah, but different...
Different style, different style!
I can shoot good, but different style.
You score more, maybe.
You defend better than him as well, 42.
What you have dribbling? You can dribble, on the inside, and go, you know?
Ibou, this is a big deal.
- 79. - Good, no?
And you? Ohh, 82.
Passing, bro, passing.
He's better at passing. I think the best passer in the team.
Free copy away, one of the staff.
Good morning, guys!
Who wants this? You get yourself a free copy.
- FC 24, Liverpool edition. - Thank you.
Thank you.
We go to the funniest player in this team.
THEY SHOUT AND LAUGH
What is this?
Where are you going, bro?!
This is too funny. Joel, what did you expect, how...?
I don't expect something, I don't play it anymore, so...
It was just killing my mood, so!
Nothing kills your mood, Joel.
No, no, let's see it together.
- Jockey. - Jockey...
What means, 'jockey'?
He knows.
It looks like this, huh?
Like a crab!
Pace, 61, no...
Oh, shooting, 46...
Yeah, but this is close!
81 defending, though.
Yes, but you need more. You deserve more.
I'm chasing you, lad, can you please stop?
I'm scared.
How are you, mate? Always lovely to see you.
- Always nice to see you. - And you as well.
We have a gift for you today. Copy of your favourite game!
FC 24.
- So that's an improvement from last year? - Yeah.
- You happy? - Yeah. I'm not too happy.
And about you being almost as quick as Ibou?
Really?
Ibou is 77, you are 75.
I think I'm quicker, no?
Maybe, maybe, I don't know.
JOTA: Hey, same as Harvey!
Ooh, bro.
Lucho, Lucho, Lucho...
JOTA: Let me see, let me see.
Hey, Kostas, get your free copy, man. Your gift.
Oh, congratulations!
He is 17. It's your first card, congratulations.
- Good morning, well played. - Thank you.
- Good morning. - Quicker than Ibou.
That's the first step.
No, he is very quick.
He is not quicker than me, but...
Pace is still shocking, in my opinion.
Still? It's your first card, ever!
- We stop everything. - Pace needs to be at least 85.
First card and he is quicker than me already! What...
And he's not happy!
Needs to be at least 85, pace.
No, he is very quick, very quick.
But it's his first card, he needs to have progression, you know?
But it's nice, because if you are 81 now...
For a first card, it's not bad, but I'm not happy with the pace.
Luchito!
BOTH: Ohhh.
Hey, 91 pace.
Eh? Luchiiiito.
THEY SPEAK SPANISH
99, pace!
BOTH: Rapido.
IBOU: Tu esta rapido!
Ma defensa, ma defensa...
He wants more defending.
Hmm. It's... It's OK?
It's OK, hermano, it's OK.
Dribbling... Calidad.
Darwin was 90 pace, no?
90, I think, yeah.
So you're quicker than Darwin.
81. But this is his first card ever.
First card, bro.
That's good, huh? First card?
JOTA: He takes it.
You?
IBOU: Don't ask me, bro. CODY: How many cards you have?
So, all done, some of the guys are happy, some not as happy.
But that's life.
And we go for our duty now.
I will show, as we speak.
We've got...
Ok, let's go.