(Porg buzzing)
- No!
(electronic music)
- Happy Star Wars Week.
(dramatic fanfare)
That's right, you probably saw the title in the thumbnail.
We thought it would be a fun time
to do a Star Wars themed item today.
We've got Lincoln's friend Kai over here.
You've seen him in a few videos, like the wasp nest,
like the RC cars, like the what, Kai?
- Um.
- Like that one!
These guys have been working since school got out
and it's already dark outside.
We have a few Star Wars things in the office.
This, do you guys remember this?
Whoo, the lightsaber.
This was the $500 lightsaber
and we did it versus a cheap one.
We broke it off so it's just like a light.
This guy is named Porridge.
- Porg.
- Porg?
This guy is named Porg.
I don't know, I saw him in the trailer.
(dramatic music)
(Porg squealing)
Once you see the movie you may really, really like this guy,
or you may really, really dislike this guy.
- Jar Jar Binks. - But let's show you
how it works and then of course, let's torture poor Porg
and see what's inside of him.
- Porg, not pork.
Porg. - Porg.
- Porg. - Porg.
What is Porg?
- So they are on the island where they found Luke Skywalker
in the last movie. - Ooh, Skellig Islands
in Ireland?
(dramatic music)
- Yeah. - Okay, so this could
play a critical role.
Maybe that's where he gets his powers.
And this is the new Yoda.
You heard it first, Porg is the new Yoda,
and he's going to teach Rey, Sunray, Sun, Ray?
Rey, he's gonna teach Rey.
Backpack, he's riding in the backpack?
We've got it all figured out.
- They're kind of like a hamster,
'cause they have big, black eyes.
- They do look like our hamster.
Let's get into Porg.
Cut into the end of this, oh.
Lincoln is now taking over
as the opening expert on What's Inside?
- Age, dead.
- What? - That's almost what it says.
Look, if you just like...
- It says edad. - Edad.
- That means age in Spanish.
- Oh, I see.
- He's like age, dead.
- Doesn't that not look like dead?
- To all of our Spanish viewers that have just
clicked off of this video, I'm sorry to see you go.
- So goodbye. - Please come back next week
and we'll be--
(Porga squawking)
Made in China, not surprising.
It's on try me mode.
It has off mode and on mode.
Come on, try me, bro.
We are gonna put it, for the first time ever on this thing,
into-- ♪ For the first time in for ♪
- He matches your sleeves, did you know?
And your shirt, oh, my gosh!
Look, this was not planned.
- Yay (laughs).
- Ha, you're like a little Porg.
(Porg squawking)
Hey.
- Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle like a penguin.
(Porg buzzing)
(Lincoln and Dan laughing)
It walks and waddles and sounds like a penguin,
and it looks like me!
- I'm feeling his fur, and it feels pretty loose.
- Yeah. - He's got some room to grow.
- (laughs) Look.
You could just rip its head off right here.
(Porg buzzing)
- I didn't even touch it.
- Bye.
(Porg thuds)
- I think what we, the first step needs to be
we skin him. - Cut.
- You take his skin off of his body
but you let his body still be there.
- Don't they like skin cats?
- Who?
- Doctors?
- What kind of things do you learn at school?
(somber music)
I'm thinking--
- Right down here.
- Well, here's the problem, it's all stuck in right there,
so I'm thinking what if we do this part.
- Okay, yeah. - Then we take the back off.
- Mm-hm. - Get to the wings.
We'll leave his tummy on there.
- [Lincoln] Okay, go ahead.
- This is the best place to cut Porgs.
They don't feel a thing.
- Yeah, you're just cutting his skin and hair off.
(upbeat music)
- Never do a blade back at yourself.
Jumpity (laughs).
If he had a baby, we just exposed his pouch
like a kangaroo, that's where he hides it.
(Porg chirps)
- Whoa! - Oh, the exposed--
- It's his brain!
- Look at it, oh, it's creepy when it looks at you
in the face and it's like.
(Porg shrieking)
- Anyone home?
- Can we just slide his wings off?
- What, yellow, his wings are yellow.
- They're yellow.
This is good, quality YouTube.
Oh, my gosh, it's a demon.
(both laughing)
Look at it (laughs).
- [Lincoln] Do not watch this video any longer.
It will give you bad dreams.
- This is his true form.
Porg is actually evil inside.
(Porg chirping)
(Dan laughs)
- Snow!
Oh!
- (laughs) He's so evil.
(Porg laughing)
- [Lincoln] Ooh.
- Okay, so right now, I decided
I'm gonna take out some of the screws,
then pull off the bottom part of his fur.
Oh.
- That's one furry roadkill.
- This is the new winter look.
These are the new Uggs.
(Lincoln laughs)
(upbeat music)
Alright, we've got almost all the screws off,
but for some reason, a couple of 'em aren't coming off,
and I'm super impatient.
(Porg laughs)
Yes, oh, there, they came.
There's the two screws, I told you.
One more, guys, one more.
It'll be cool. (speaks in foreign language)
- Whoa. - Hey.
Here's the bottom.
- It looks like a frog.
No, like a bird, look at that.
There's the eyes.
- (groans) Yes, he still works.
Alright, we're gonna open it up.
Oh. (plastic creaks)
- Oh, that didn't sound so good.
- Did you wanna see what's inside?
(Porg buzzing)
Eating too many beans.
Alright, check this out.
Here is the inside of Mr. Porg, it's pink.
(both laughing)
Okay, there you go.
- Poor Porgy.
It's trying.
- This is your main board right here.
It's actually pretty small.
You push the button right there.
It's pretty simple, it has this piece of plastic right here,
that little block that touches it.
These yellow wires that I already pulled out,
this is connected to the speaker, so its entire stomach
is just the speaker, so obviously it's not making
those super annoying penguin noises anymore.
- Yeah. - Because
I ripped out its lungs.
- Um, do you think that this could work if we put it
back in here? - Oh, yeah.
Let's try it.
- [Both] Yay!
(Lincoln shrieks)
- Oh, I actually got his neck pretty good.
- [Lincoln] Oh, yeah.
- This is staying in our cabinet
with all of our things that are cut open.
We are officially, what's that kid's name in Toy Story?
- Sid.
(laughing)
- [Child] It's Sid (laughs).
- Alright, if you like this toy
with its clothes on and its skin on,
you can look in the link in the description.
We'll have a link to that.
Let us know in the comments what you thought about Porg.
Let us know what else we should see what's inside of.
- Oh, yeah.
(dramatic music)
Hi-yah.
- That was so funny. - That was super funny.
I'm not usually a person that uses screws.
- Wait, what's this? - That's another channel
where some guy takes things apart and uses a screwdriver.
- What does inquisitive mean?