>> On 24 Hollywood Boulevard in Fort Walton beach Florida,
we're opening our campaign offices for my reelection campaign. So
if you're the next few hours, here in Fort Walton Beach wanna stop by. We'd love to have you, we got
some pizzas, some barbecue, some great friends. >> Okay, so that's Matt Gaetz sounding better
than he's ever sounded, cooler and funnier than he's ever sounded.
And of course that was the voice of Brett Erlich because he was playing
earth, wind and fire and we don't wanna get knocked off of YouTube.
So we dubbed it over. But that is matt Gaetz announcing he's running again, now
notably he was doing it while sporting a particular look, which will return to.
But no, he's running for re-election. Forget this investigation and the accusations of underage sex
trafficking and sexual harassment and sexual assault and all that.
He tweeted, it's choose your fighter time, I'm your Florida man,
which is like, I get that like he's trying to be funny, but like you actually are a mess.
So it's like kind of Meta even beyond him trying to joke, and here's a shot from it.
It's a look like, we cut it, we cut off the pants. You got to see the pants and the shoes,
that is the lowest belt I've seen in a long, we can go back to that.
Like I'm not an expert on Matt Gaetz's anatomy, but that seems low to me,
I don't know Francesca, what do you think? >> Low cut jeans are apparently gonna come back,
but I don't know, it depends on what gen z on Tiktok have to say
about it. I'm with them, I'm not into it, but I get,
>> I don't want them to, but if they are going to,
I don't think Matt Gaetz is supposed to be part of trends at this point. I think he's beyond that
anyway, >> I mean beyond like his,
did you catch his like misuse of you are in your like, I'm you're Florida man, is that on purpose?
That's got to be on purpose because you use your correctly, it's, it's chose your fighter time.
I'm you're Florida man, like what >> Is it Meta, It's like
>> I don't think so because remember how the right doesn't do irony and every time
we think they do, but it really is a mess up there.
Like that was irony and you're like, you don't even know what that is bro.
>> We're giving them too much credit, I don't know, anyway.
>> You thought Colbert was real. >> Exactly, chief. Well, our producers
wanted to make sure that we owned Matt Gaetz in as thoroughly online of fascist possible.
They reminded us of this shot from Lucky Luciano, you know I had to do it to him.
Maybe he'll be an intern or something on there, probably too old for the inner circle of that
Gaetz. But anyway look, let's get to the substance of this, he is running again.
He is facing the sorts of accusations that one would think in the time of the ascendancy of
Cunanan. And the everybody is a pedophile in government conspiracy theories like that he has
suffered no consequences for all of what's been revealed about him seems odd in that context.
But from everything I've heard from the district, I believe Farron Cousins lives in the district.
He said he doesn't anticipate Matt Gaetz having any trouble whatsoever. Not just
in the general election, but it's not even like another Republican is gonna use it to primarium,
it's just, it's all cool. Everything that he's done is considered perfectly fine.
>> Only in Florida, I mean, this is what we've been saying since the beginning, which is
the only place that and otherwise like a sex trafficker essentially.
The only place of alleged sex trafficker can still get a job, if this dude was working at
Fatburger gone, done, over. If he was working at another company gone, done, over, congress man,
it's congress elected office is where all creeps go to hide. And it's the last place
you can keep your job because you only have to convince, I don't know a few 100,000 people.
And you're suddenly with your five head talking about whatever
the hell his like issues are. >> And those couple 100,000 people
are people who will simultaneously think that because they read something on a forum thread
Huma Abedin eats baby faces. But anything that comes out about one of their own,
that is itself evidence of how awesome they are that the deep state is trying to take them down.
>> Yes >> It's a weird way that that works.
>> I mean, it makes sense for him, it's that's how he can evade responsibility, right?
>> Yeah. >> He's a sitting congress person, I don't know.
>> The one nuance I would add to your thing about the fact that you can get away with
anything is remember like Katie Hill stepped down cuz she was having an affair basically.
And what do you call it? Who's, that could be Al Franken, he stepped down because of the things
that he has done and been alleged to do. None of which is anywhere as severe as illegal as
anything that Matt Gaetz is experiencing. But it's just a thing where we do actually hold
our elected representatives to certain standards, in some cases it goes even way beyond that.
And on the right, there's just, there isn't any of that, it just doesn't exist. They do not have any
standards and this is of course the good Christian side of the political spectrum and everything.
>> If you never admit to it, then it never even happened. I mean, it is
what Trump coined and the GOP has fallen in line and sadly we, the Democratic side is.
Doesn't have the power to actually make them comply
and they mocked Democrats all the time for their morals. Ha ha, low, wow you have principles,
you apply them to yourself as well? No, we just hypocritically talk about it and
then we do the exact same thing. >> You apply to yourself, you do.
How weird. Anyway, so he's probably gonna be fine at least until maybe when they
announce the outcome of this investigation, which they've been working on for 85 years.
Could we get a resolution? What was on his phone, are you still trying to guess the password?
You loaded up the contacts, you loaded up the texting app, tell us what was on it..